Help! I can't stop laughing!

monster797 · 2018-08-23T12:07:59+00:00

Mr Shakespeare, I truly apologies for what this world has become.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-23T12:28:46+00:00

dear men:

DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY!! this is predictive programming

even on this sub people brush me aside when i speak on the elimination of men. THIS is part of what i'm speaking on

i hope this is a REAL wake-up call to all those who have accused me of being a conspiracy theorist (even tho this is supposed to be a red pill community) and it's conspiracy FACT!!

User-31f64a4e · 2018-08-23T13:01:50+00:00

How the fuck are there Capulets and Montagues in a family feud without, you know, families?

DemonGroover · 2018-08-23T12:17:45+00:00

Is this supposed to be art? My cat has vomitted up better scripts than this.

PorkBomber · 2018-08-23T13:20:16+00:00

I doubt there will be anything left resembling society once 'cis' men are exterminated lol.

ZedFour_S23 · 2018-08-23T12:41:22+00:00

Totally not hatespeech

Ipride362 · 2018-08-23T15:30:13+00:00

It's still one of his weaker plays that exposes that no matter what time period it is, love drives men to suicide.

mongolian_usa · 2018-08-23T12:57:33+00:00

This looks more like "It's Pat & Pat!"

bfte · 2018-08-23T16:46:05+00:00

I'm more interested in HOW will they exterminate all "cisgender" men in 50 years? Because something tells me it would take men 50 hours to exterminate all of these sickos.

VoxVirilis · 2018-08-23T17:22:09+00:00

Lest anyone interprets this as just a goofy thought experiment.

“If life is to survive on this planet, there must be a decontamination of the Earth. I think this will be accompanied by an evolutionary process that will result in a drastic reduction of the population of males. People are afraid to say that kind of stuff anymore.”

Mary Daly [from a 2001 interview with What Is Enlightenment magazine [referencing] Mary Daly, Quintessence...Realizing the Archaic Future: A Radical Elemental Feminist Manifesto, Beacon Press, 1998, p. ?]

“Why have any men at all?”

and

“The proportion of men must be reduced to and maintained at approximately 10% of the human race.”

Sally Miller Gearhart [Sally Miller Gearhart, “The Future - If There Is One - Is Female,” in Pam McAllister, Reweaving the Web of Life?, New Society Publishers, 1982]

“I haven’t the faintest notion what possible revolutionary role white hetero-sexual men could fulfill, since they are the very embodiment of reactionary-vested-interest-power. But then, I have great difficulty examining what men in general could possibly do about all this. In addition to doing the shitwork that women have been doing for generations, possibly not exist? No, I really don’t mean that. Yes, I really do.”

[Robin Morgan, Sisterhood Is Powerful: An Anthology of Writings from the Women’s Liberation Movement, Vintage, 1970, p. ?]

“[Males should] ...go off to the nearest friendly suicide center where they will be quickly and painlessly gassed to death.”

Valerie Solanas [Valerie Solanas, SCUM Society for Cutting Up Men Manifesto, The Olympia Press, New York 1968; (2001 ed., AK Press) , p. ?]

“Only when manhood is dead--and it will perish when ravaged femininity no longer sustains it--only then will we know what it is to be free.”

Andrea Dworkin [Andrea Dworkin, Our Blood: Prophecies And Discourses On Sexual Politics - The Root Cause, Harper & Row, 1976]

“...[W]omen and men are distinct species or races ... men are biologically inferior to women; male violence is a biological inevitability; to eliminate it, one must eliminate the species/race itself ... in eliminating the biologically inferior species/race Man, the new Ubermensch Womon (prophetically foreshadowed by the lesbian separatist herself) will have the earthly dominion that is her true biological destiny. We are left to infer that the society of her creation will be good because she is good, biologically good."

Andrea Dworkin, Letters From a War Zone - Take Back The Day - Biological Superiority: The World’s Most Dangerous and Deadly Idea, 1977, Dutton Publishing, 1989, p. 146]

Edit: Sourced from this excellent compilation of quotes from notable feminists.

that_nast · 2018-08-23T17:50:52+00:00

Holy fuck these broads are nuts!!

ThePlague · 2018-08-23T12:39:48+00:00

LMAO. Pathetic.

SomeGhostingGuy · 2018-08-23T16:38:32+00:00

Slowly I start thinking, maybe the boatloads of brave Wakanda-Warriors coming in are not the poison but the cure.

chronotron123 · 2018-08-23T16:10:44+00:00

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iamnotfromtexas90 · 2018-08-23T15:32:17+00:00

Globalist propaganda to continue the queering of whites

genethedog · 2018-08-23T19:49:19+00:00

Why do they have fantasies about eliminating straight (psst, and white) men? Do you think it's because we hate them and want to kill them? Nope, it's COMPETITION and POWER. The bull women want want the women to themselves but they can't compete on the level of a man. They are still women after all.

So, to win in a game where they can't possibly compete, they'd rather kill the competition and 'win' by default. This is true narcissism. I often wonder how anyone could be proud and happy and feeling accomplished about winning by default, but they don't care as long as they have power and authority in the end.

And they don't think about the consequences of their actions. You eliminate straight men and their struggle to get the 'reward' of a female and society will collapse starting with the infrastructure. Do I even have to get into how a foreign military might start looking at this 'culture' as easy to conquer and enslave all that remain? They would kill off all the bull women, and keep the virgins and pretty ones for themselves.

But again, they don't think about this. Just their selfish physical pleasure in the moment.

klim_milk · 2018-08-23T13:38:19+00:00

After 500 years.... they found a way to make Shakespeare irrelevant. Well at least someone's English grade is going to go up.

MGTOW_NORWEGIAN · 2018-08-23T12:47:24+00:00

cis ?

Woooow...

rationalthought314 · 2018-08-23T15:53:32+00:00

they cannot create only copy better things made before them and by men

mcros85 · 2018-08-23T16:10:01+00:00

Not even Shakespeare is immune to the queer. Shouldn't somethings be left as they are?

davisyoung · 2018-08-23T22:18:46+00:00

At least they kill themselves in the end.

Waste_Administration · 2018-08-23T15:12:21+00:00

Fränder, bröder, vår stormaktstid är över
Vårt rike blöder, fanan står i brand
Aldrig, aldrig, aldrig återvända
Svea stormaktstid till ända

Magnar96 · 2018-08-23T15:58:21+00:00

When cisgender men have been eliminated the world will go to absolute shit (even more so than now) and we can laugh at it from our graves.

LFOD42 · 2018-08-23T17:34:36+00:00

A little scary that the tone makes eliminating cisgender men sound positive. Pretty Nazi.

ThaiEscapePlan · 2018-08-23T17:35:06+00:00

how do they say their lines with a mouthful of pussy?

2018-08-23T17:47:14+00:00

MAN ARE PAGS GUISE!!!1 DONT ASsuME IM CIS GUYZ!!!1

GamingYourMom · 2018-08-23T17:47:32+00:00

Then who's going to be the antagonist?

TomahawkSuppository · 2018-08-23T17:55:34+00:00

Just humanity circling the drain

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-08-23T18:25:23+00:00

Funny. It would be interesting to see how such a society would defend itself. Don't think you can produce enough proficient bull dykes to defend such a nation from invasion.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-08-23T18:34:27+00:00

How are they going to eliminate men? These feminists and soyboys can't even fire a gun!

freezingsama · 2018-08-23T18:40:51+00:00

I can't believe what I'm seeing right now. This world has gone truly mad.

LabTech41 · 2018-08-23T19:31:26+00:00

Yes, tell your audience that without straight men, society would degenerate into clan warfare, societal destabilization, and ultimately needless suicide because of emotional immaturity.

They wouldn't even need to change the dialogue to make this point, they didn't for the DiCaprio version of Romeo and Juliet, and that movie was a smashing success, right?

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-08-23T19:38:58+00:00

It will be set in the woods and among the ruins of a formerly great society.

NotLuceBree · 2018-08-23T20:28:36+00:00

I live in NY. Saw an ad for this on one of the industry trade websites (I'm in show biz).

Don't worry, folks, this show is at some Off-Broadway theatre that nobody cares about and will not be seen by most people.

It's annoying, but nothing to get excited over.

blaizken_420 · 2018-08-23T21:01:15+00:00

It'll probably be a financial disaster that fails miserably like all the other bullshit SJW reboots have.

TheCrunk1 · 2018-08-23T21:39:08+00:00

Disgusting.

What ever happened to a love story between a beautiful women and a strong man.

The way nature intended it.

Fight back against the vandalization of nature.

The strongest unit in nature is a man and a woman in love.

jrpark05 · 2018-08-23T22:09:05+00:00

LOL! Enjoy your cats and cheap wine ladies.

2018-08-23T22:19:52+00:00

Not even women would agree to the extermination of men. Sure you get the kill all men hastag, but everyone knows what those women are. I think this is being pushed to further divide the genders. I'm wondering why though? That division will work out well for men in the end, as it will force us to solve difficult problems that weren't getting attention previously. I guess they want to destroy the family unit so that a country is defenseless. Or it could be neurotic leftists control the media at large and don't realize that they are pointing a revolver to their head. Any thoughts?

MesaBoogeyMan · 2018-08-23T22:56:43+00:00

What the fuck is cisgender and who has a rock I can crawl back under lol

trouble_with_trilbys · 2018-08-24T00:58:43+00:00

And they would "exterminate" them how, exactly?

[Takes notes for applying dystopian sci-fi to real-life counter-offensive.] /s

(The /s is there to avoid the drone helicopters with lasers...)

thewatisit · 2018-08-24T02:59:05+00:00

The happy ending is still there though, right?

New_User1984 · 2018-08-24T03:07:19+00:00

A society that has exterminated cis gender men is a society that will soon be conquered.

labiteatibit · 2018-08-24T05:40:53+00:00

Come exterminate me. I'll be waiting.

Conman0119 · 2018-08-23T16:26:16+00:00

So theyre actually advocating for mass genocide? What a shocker. /s

Inferno-_ · 2018-08-23T20:54:03+00:00

The day the cis male dies is the day the world dies.

Title	Help! I can't stop laughing!
Author	Andy2SS
Upvotes	245
Comments	121
Date	August 23, 2018 12:02 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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