Here's my "undercover cuckmobile". Practical and cheap. Perfect for ghost mode.

lie-deflector · 2018-06-20T18:51:31+00:00

The most advanced design in anti-thot cloaking technology

wap2dem · 2018-06-20T18:52:00+00:00

"they see me rollin, they hatin"

TheWise_One · 2018-06-20T18:41:42+00:00

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cypresstalker · 2018-06-20T18:46:14+00:00

Where is it? I don't see anything there /s

iamlikethewindbaby · 2018-06-21T00:33:39+00:00

I looked at this picture, grew a vagina and it dried right up.

FlyingSexistPig · 2018-06-20T20:38:12+00:00

And you even got a license plate that says Vagina on it!

J/K.

Very practical, cheap, reliable car.

openmindedprometheus · 2018-06-20T22:46:32+00:00

You're doing the same thing I'm attempting. Under the radar. I got a fake wedding ring, offensive license plates, and a non-status beater. Well played sir. Your van is probably a better deterant than my car.

bobsnavitch · 2018-06-20T23:36:39+00:00

I drove a mini van from the ages of 18 to 23. It also helps with not getting pulled over by cops as long you dont drive like a complete asshole.

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StoneTempleFlyboy · 2018-06-20T21:06:59+00:00

I love driving a minivan. I don't see the problem. Decent milage and roomy.

Collapseartist69 · 2018-06-20T23:20:23+00:00

Haha EPIC!!! I think the only thing better would be a 90's astro van or panel van of some sort!!!

raisins3142 · 2018-06-20T18:58:30+00:00

Do this to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgfzxXUVsc

weirdfish42 · 2018-06-20T23:26:12+00:00

Grey subaru wagon for me, provides an excellent level of stealth. No one pays attention to the middle aged guy in the wagon.

Jim_E_Hat · 2018-06-20T19:37:35+00:00

Vans are very useful. Kind of jealous

TurnItBackOnThem · 2018-06-20T20:26:35+00:00

Minivans are great.

You can easily throw a mattress in the back for cross country road trips.

Its great for hauling a canoe or home depot runs.

yukdave · 2018-06-21T04:52:49+00:00

Just wear a wedding ring and no one will ask any questions. If they ask, tell them its personal, if they press say you are married to God and then ask them if they found Jesus yet.

tiny_bits · 2018-06-20T21:41:44+00:00

Reminds me of this scene from "The Other Guys"

But anyway, the undercover cuckmobile is very underrated. I drive one too, my old Volvo 850 sedan :D

Yashugan00 · 2018-06-20T19:43:33+00:00

That should do it. I owned one just like it. Got left behind in the you know what.

Afab67 · 2018-06-20T20:11:11+00:00

Brilliant!

abaxeron · 2018-06-20T20:26:12+00:00

I cannot be the only person who misread the caption as "patriarchal and cheap", can I?

Sn0man79 · 2018-06-20T19:34:09+00:00

Stealth - I like it

urali · 2018-06-21T02:12:04+00:00

"cuckmobile" lmao

Renegade_01 · 2018-06-21T01:59:54+00:00

Funniest shit ever. I needed a good laugh. "undercover cukmobile" hahahah

I just picked up a brand new Toyota Tacoma TRD OFFROAD... I love it so far, and no stupid hoes are going to ride in it and put their feet on my dash.

robowriter · 2018-06-20T22:41:18+00:00

Girly suv twat dries up and dies. Genius.

Spungo1 · 2018-06-20T23:14:54+00:00

I think my dick shriveled after seeing this vehicle.

d9robot · 2018-06-20T23:48:31+00:00

I own the same make, model, and year (assuming yours is a 2000).

josh_my_gosh · 2018-06-21T01:42:36+00:00

While I'll tout the practicality of the minivan until my last breath, this is literally what my ex wife drives. Same color scheme and everything.

I bought it for her with cash like 12 years ago and she's wrecked it more times than I can count.

SchizophrenicOutcast · 2018-06-21T03:26:19+00:00

All you need is a van with a mattress at the back and you got a portable home. Get a gym membership to take your daily showers.

dead_man_dreaming · 2018-06-21T04:00:16+00:00

the ghost machine!

Anguisheduser288 · 2018-06-20T23:17:00+00:00

Looks like you've kept it in tip top shape.

marlon_brando_diet · 2018-06-21T02:21:48+00:00

This is the best post in weeks. Bravo.

the_count1234 · 2018-06-21T04:16:53+00:00

You know why I like Cars with more than 2 seats? There is more room for friends! Great job bud!

Atton_Risk · 2018-06-21T04:46:34+00:00

If it is a diesel beware of the timing belt if it fails the engine dies.

sdaddy345 · 2018-06-21T04:54:16+00:00

Mini vans are a god send if you still live with your parents and don't have a place to pump and dump. Mobile pump mobile.

dinnerwithfunions · 2018-06-21T05:26:31+00:00

Man, this is some CIA top secret spy shit here...

t353tfb · 2018-06-21T06:54:32+00:00

I've got a minivan too. Women hate it, but to be fair so does everyone else. I don't care. It's big enough to carry everything I ever want to put in it, it's paid for, and it's cheap to run.

onbakeplatinum · 2018-06-21T07:11:15+00:00

There is a super charged all wheel drive version of that minivan too.

FatKnob · 2018-06-21T08:14:17+00:00

Used to have something similar. The rear seats all come out (I left them out), and I use it as a van for hauling shit. It also improves fuel MPG as those seats are quite heavy.

Daflique · 2018-06-21T10:20:08+00:00

You mean like it’s better for driving through the wilderness than a minivan? Also why do truck have less miles on them than cars?

TheRailTracer1930 · 2018-06-21T12:43:31+00:00

When I got my new car, woman at work started showing a growing interest in me, when they found out it was leased, they went back to normal.

Dont trust these hoes

Quicksilver · 2018-06-21T16:03:05+00:00

A worthy weapon for sure but a bit of rust on the wheel arches adds the "I also don't have a cent" amulet.

newstart3385 · 2018-06-20T22:19:49+00:00

Nah man........lol

Haruglory2 · 2018-06-20T22:23:37+00:00

That's a bitch car. You should get a truck

Title	Here's my "undercover cuckmobile". Practical and cheap. Perfect for ghost mode.
Author	mr_perfect1
Upvotes	507
Comments	87
Date	June 20, 2018 6:39 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8skspv/heres_my_undercover_cuckmobile_practical_and/
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