Identity crisis.

WAVE254 · 2020-01-27T17:53:55+00:00

Does that really count when she spend most of her time on Jody's dick?

jlg4880 · 2020-01-27T19:42:10+00:00

Probably because she couldn't spell "dependapotamus."

copper_blood · 2020-01-27T19:41:26+00:00

I served for 6 years in the U.S. Army and these " I'm married to (military or law enforcement)" so I know how tough things get" pisses me off.

wizwocket · 2020-01-27T18:09:28+00:00

Cock carousel riding cunt

FutureCCIE · 2020-01-27T19:49:33+00:00

Taking credit for someone else's accomplishments in life. Sounds about right.

StingRayFins · 2020-01-27T19:22:51+00:00

Never felt so much anger and entitlement in such few words.

Calberic42 · 2020-01-27T19:03:29+00:00

What a cunt.

GimmeYourJuices · 2020-01-27T18:10:48+00:00

Well that's an oof...

U-94 · 2020-01-27T19:48:22+00:00

She should've been more creative and said "Genetic Material Collections Dept."

Griever114 · 2020-01-27T19:28:13+00:00

So she thinks she is serving the country by cashing her hubby's paychecks and picking up the kids from the school?

teelolws · 2020-01-27T20:21:32+00:00

Like how the last 15 years on my resume say "professional forum troll"?

jonnytechno · 2020-01-27T21:44:44+00:00

It's a crime to impersonate a member of the military services isn't it?

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-01-27T23:24:05+00:00

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countryboyphilh · 2020-01-27T20:42:56+00:00

r/justdependathings

Kaboom_up3 · 2020-01-27T20:49:03+00:00

Lmao this can be....

Sal_Yodada6502 · 2020-01-27T21:41:42+00:00

Because it’s just too damned hard to spell Dependapotamus correctly on a consistent basis.

swaite · 2020-01-27T22:45:47+00:00

Oh man. I used to work at a liquor store that offered 10% military discounts to active/vets/retired and you would not believe the gall of these dependapotamuses trying to get 10% off their bottle of Jose Cuervo. Every single one threw a fit about not getting a discount for being a dependent.

RevolutionaryFish5 · 2020-01-27T20:14:26+00:00

It’s so hard to suck someone else’s dick, while my husband is at war.

mgtow__uk · 2020-01-27T21:50:59+00:00

She's confused. "Servicing" a military... member... is not military service.

snguyen_93 · 2020-01-27T23:19:20+00:00

"Y DINT U SALOOT ME!? DON'T YU KNO HOO MY HUSBAND ISSS??"

tttulio · 2020-01-27T21:52:24+00:00

If Michelle Obama can write a book on how she succeed in becoming the President's wife...

ShowMeWarFace · 2020-01-27T21:30:24+00:00

Let me guess. Her reference is named Jody.

FluidInterest8 · 2020-01-27T22:36:21+00:00

So, unemployed?

Packerphan66 · 2020-01-28T01:12:49+00:00

I work at a military commissary and yes, the military wives really are this entitled.

2020-01-28T03:45:21+00:00

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Mr_M0t0m0 · 2020-01-27T21:15:47+00:00

yeah, he needs to put that 1 in the circular file.

djkbrown2001 · 2020-01-27T22:15:16+00:00

Lot of army wives fuck down the place when their husbands go on tour

ppdeny · 2020-01-27T22:56:24+00:00

On the bright side, she's good with thinking out of the box, spin and creative writing.

This is disgusting. If we weren't in such a litigious society, I'd call her and scream that she should never disrespect military service like that.

I also think she can be charged with faking service.

Fragrant_Point · 2020-01-27T23:53:13+00:00

"present" but not "indefinite"

I'm glad there is a red line through it

kayfab · 2020-01-28T00:05:18+00:00

She made quit an impact hahahahah

lionheart-777 · 2020-01-28T01:18:15+00:00

What a POS

Devourercoc · 2020-01-28T01:50:50+00:00

Military spouse, Rank: CCR (cock carousel rider)

timleykis · 2020-01-28T04:30:54+00:00

hhmm i lived next to a military family...can I put Military neighbor on my cv?

lordlivingston · 2020-02-11T10:43:12+00:00

She's a tactical spouse, designed to be dropped onto a warzone for emotional support.

YogiHazMat · 2020-01-28T00:22:12+00:00

This isn't the worst way to explain an employment gap. This may also be her way of telling you that she could move suddenly and with minimal warning. It may not be a rank, but being a military spouse does impact availability.

Frankbond123bond · 2020-01-28T01:03:31+00:00

sounds right on face value

Full_moon_in_hell · 2020-01-28T01:48:47+00:00

I would imagine she is an Elizabeth Warren supporter.

Quenten01 · 2020-01-28T02:29:54+00:00

r/justdependathings

McTavishSoap · 2020-01-28T02:42:06+00:00

Just forget about it cunt, you ain't gonna get anything.

realChebz · 2020-01-28T02:57:47+00:00

She's bravely serving our country as a cum dumpster for navy recruits o7

ithinkoutloudtoo · 2020-01-28T03:31:11+00:00

Should rank say “dependa?!”

Jaybonaut · 2020-01-28T03:41:49+00:00

jsxjs · 2020-01-28T04:55:25+00:00

Ive done recruiting and absolutely have seen many women try to pull this “housewife as job position” thing. A couple guys too but it’s usually a fill between other actual job experiences. This shit is not uncommon lmao always makes me laugh like gtfo here

toosexyforjail · 2020-01-28T05:55:18+00:00

That's sad

redditrat99 · 2020-01-28T12:20:30+00:00

I have known 3 military wives and the hardest thing about that role is the dicks they rode while their husbands were away. At a party I went to, a friend of mine was there. She and her husband were married for about a year or so. He had been deployed not long before. As she was laying on the floor, having downed several beers, a margarita, a jeger bomb, and several other drinks, as I leaned over to help her up she looked at me in the eyes and said "I need to get laid so bad." I helped her up, plopped her in the bed and then left her to sleep it off.

We didn't hang out much after that. I never heard of her sleeping around, but I didn't really ask either.

Of the other two... Yeah, they slept around. I know because I was one of the men they slept with. I know one of them even got pregnant from one of the guys she slept with while her husband was gone and had to rush to get an abortion before he got home.

For better or worse...

Agragol · 2020-01-28T14:59:47+00:00

Women are not known for their intelligence guys😉

mgtow-for-life · 2020-01-28T16:48:47+00:00

Hilarious 😂

mgtow-for-life · 2020-01-28T16:48:54+00:00

Hilarious 😂

mgtow-for-life · 2020-01-28T16:49:01+00:00

Hilarious 😂

mgtow-for-life · 2020-01-28T16:49:06+00:00

Hilarious 😂

mgtow-for-life · 2020-01-28T16:49:26+00:00

Title	Identity crisis.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	2090
Comments	121
Date	January 27, 2020 5:44 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/eurcqx/identity_crisis/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/identity-crisis.374350 https://theredarchive.com/post/374350

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