If man write bios like women do.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-17T15:36:07+00:00

Sounds insane, but then us guys have to put up with this shit every day online with most profiles.

gigasimpdeluxe · 2018-12-17T15:59:53+00:00

I find it funny how when a guy does it, it ends up on niceguys or choosing beggars with incel shaming in the comments but it's totally normal when women do it. At worst she will be labelled choosy, but not an incel freak.

EmaDaCuz · 2018-12-17T16:22:33+00:00

Just created a profile on Tinder with almost exact same words. Let's see how it goes.

No1Buck · 2018-12-17T15:51:14+00:00

<150 lbs is too high. Try <130.

Slideri812 · 2018-12-17T19:05:09+00:00

Holly fuck... To anyone who hasn't been on a dating site or app in a while, well, its a nightmare, straight fucking nightmare. This ridiculousness, childishness, specificity and hypocrisy of their wish list is a bigger turn off then all the pics of cows showing how "awesome" they are with their friends, pets and activities.

Quick swiping suggestions:

If shes holding a drink in more than one pic you pass
If she post pic with another dude that isn't her dad or brother in real life you pass
If she uses filters on more than one pic you pass
If you can't see anything but her face you should probably pass
If she has chubby cheeks or thick ankles you pass
If she is always with other females you pass
If she talks about your income you pass
If she has pics of designer shit you pass
If she has more than one pic of a pet you pass
If she has more than one pic of her in the club you should pass
If she is sprawled on the hood of a car you should pass
If she has any pro feminism plugs you should pass
If she says she's not looking for sex that's a fucking lie, pass
If she says shes trying to find herself pass
If she has kids or "No Dependent Kids" (code for she has kids but not living with her) you pass

We all want a hot sexy chick if we're gonna smash. If you follow these tips you can quickly avoid that fat, money grubbing, bar fly, brand obsessed whores that dominate the sites and apps these days.

Happy hunting for your next smash and dash

Non-PC-Guy · 2018-12-17T15:41:50+00:00

Why not write it? Why shouldn’t we have those requirements? Most of them are reasonable.

Israfelll · 2018-12-17T19:37:40+00:00

Be the man, walk away from these subpar women. When are MEN going to wake up and realize that without us women are nothing without our money, labor, time, effort etc. They are strong and independent? They don't need no man? Pull your head out of your blue balls and use their one and only weapon, their pussy against them.

__dkw__ · 2018-12-17T16:15:59+00:00

130 pounds MAX

Shit-from-a-whore · 2018-12-17T15:24:42+00:00

Lmfao

Robin2Fast2Furious · 2018-12-17T16:15:22+00:00

Why would you want short women? Taller girls look thinner. I always find shorter women to be more aggressive and demanding.

Harrybud07 · 2018-12-17T17:15:06+00:00

I found a perfect women that matches your list, minus the height...
caitlyn jenner, she is the best female of the year.

You are welcome,

NoThirst · 2018-12-17T16:28:22+00:00

5-7 and 150? That's a beluga.

801735 · 2018-12-17T17:33:58+00:00

Ah, yup. Now if only people started to ACTUALLY do that and REALLY mean it, that'd be something.

We're ALL EQUAL after all, remember?

"Don't repress yourself, express yourself."

Insult further by having kids in picture and write "My kids are the center of my world and will be the center of yours, too!"

Error404_Missingno · 2018-12-17T18:18:48+00:00

Women want taller than average height so it should be "shorter than 5'4""

They also want a muscular build with a 6-pack, which is way above average, so it should be "has to weigh under 130 lbs"

I think that meets their standards quite nicely

Graypube88 · 2018-12-17T18:56:56+00:00

No no no, you're doing it wrong buddy. My profile has a cropped out image of me showing off a hint of fit body (muscular arm). And only ONE SENTENCE that says:

"All you need is my hand print on your ass"..

of course the hottest bitches on there are matching.

Israfelll · 2018-12-17T19:09:02+00:00

We are in a "paradigm" shift era. Feminism has overextended its hand, pussy has taken a nose dive in value. Be like this man, be the prize, wave off thots and blue haired stronk wymn like so many buzzing gnats. Pussy has zero value if no dicks fuk it.

merchantofreddit · 2018-12-17T17:03:06+00:00

Lol, oh shit

satchelmcqueen · 2018-12-17T18:56:26+00:00

When I was single a few years ago, I tried a profile almost exactly like this one on Craigslist just to test the trend in what I saw in most women's profiles. It was flagged and deleted in less than a day.

cryptotim70726 · 2018-12-17T20:14:12+00:00

Drop the weight to less than 130. Also add must work out.

AyeThatsAGoodNagger · 2018-12-17T21:22:57+00:00

Will never go out to parties

so true. The only reason any woman older than 22 goes to parties is to get dicked.

modemthug · 2018-12-17T21:41:13+00:00

I'm fortunate that I'm tall and have a good career. That said:

I don't list requirements except (not sure this is actually verbatim, but it's close) "Not ok with illegal drug use and/or prescription drug/alcohol abuse and don't want it anywhere near me."

You'd be amazed how "this one simple trick" eliminates insane people from trying to link up. "Party girl" types think you're boring, and most fair-minded women respect that you have a sensible limit and you're demonstrating that you have values up front without being overtly judgmental or shaming. It's not an unreasonable expectation.

I made this a hard-line rule after I dated a girl that had a latent alcohol abuse problem (met her in a bar when I was a heavy social drinker, go figure). Find out later she was heavy into cannabis (one thing to smoke a little, take some oil, whatever, but this girl was dabbing heavy 6 times a day, which is a ton of weed), then onto cocaine, then onto meth. If there are red flags of regular substance abuse, avoid at all cost. Even booze and heavy cannabis consumption. She had a good heart, but heavy drug use fucks you up and turns you into a sociopath.

DocZTheRockstar · 2018-12-17T18:47:00+00:00

Take out the 100,000 a year. Any woman making that I think has to much freedom and ability.

harmonic_blast · 2018-12-17T19:50:01+00:00

Got the height part wrong.

Women demand men over 6'.

That's like a man demanding women under 5'2" (at a rough guess)

edit: gender/height percentile-wise

mgtow_daddy · 2018-12-17T17:12:24+00:00

150 lbs? Why would he date an elephant!?

FuckTheTTC · 2018-12-17T20:59:55+00:00

That's the criteria for most Indian mothers trying to find a daughter in law...and they pull it off more or less. I assume it will be harder and harder and as the cancer destroys eastern societies too.

razeus · 2018-12-17T18:19:47+00:00

I would suggest under 120 lbs to be frank.

satchelmcqueen · 2018-12-17T18:54:15+00:00

Absolute truth!

bushmaster2000 · 2018-12-17T19:38:25+00:00

post it and post the responses for our curiosity :)

ibz646 · 2018-12-17T19:49:48+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kayfab · 2018-12-17T21:23:51+00:00

Intelligent men don't go waste time online dating

NickTesla2018 · 2018-12-17T21:38:36+00:00

This thread rules! Lol

t353tfb · 2018-12-17T22:04:15+00:00

Got to love that yammy behind the dude.

kyledontcare · 2018-12-17T22:30:31+00:00

Make that 100-120 pounds in weight, and she better love egg whites, salad, and soup.

manifesto18 · 2018-12-17T22:32:37+00:00

Sounds like the perfect woman

jaceishere · 2018-12-17T22:45:33+00:00

Except the guy has to look like a dumpster fire

2018-12-17T18:25:13+00:00

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Kestral · 2018-12-18T02:08:19+00:00

What I'm looking for in a woman:

5"4' - 5"6'
100-110 lbs
Demure
Conservative
Sweet, warm and reflexively kind
No tattoos or piercings
Not a feminist or MeToo
Comes from a family where parents are still together
Has useful degree and is employed
Debt free
Loves to cook
Hobbies and interests are practical and home-based (ie. reading, knitting, baking, gardening)

MrLovenLight · 2018-12-18T02:37:43+00:00

This is why i browse reddit.

adviceaccount03 · 2018-12-18T03:59:50+00:00

Lollll

bonethugsgoat · 2018-12-17T20:00:01+00:00

How long before his account was deleted?

Israfelll · 2018-12-17T21:49:43+00:00

All you blue balls gotta stick my dick in some pretty she loves me forever wet gash need to FUKKING WAKE UP.

ConnorGracie · 2018-12-18T00:39:07+00:00

Except the guy would have two chins and one pure bed child.

Thatsyourissue · 2018-12-18T00:50:00+00:00

Rockmann1 · 2018-12-18T01:06:14+00:00

You forgot “must be 36-24-36”

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2018-12-18T01:11:29+00:00

I thoroughly approve of this bio.

WorkaholicJosh · 2018-12-18T01:47:54+00:00

I love this!!!! Equality bitches!!!!!

whatwasthatcat · 2018-12-18T02:58:56+00:00

Women lack logic. They are literally unable to envision another person's thoughts and feelings. They are selfish, lower level, emotional creatures.

I mean think about it. At least some women on online dating actually want a relationship over a hook up. Yet, close to 0% of people get into a relationship with online dating, as it only culminates in hook ups. Why? Cause women only choose top 20% males. Now obviously, the top 20% of males are not enough to get into a monogamous relationship with the top 80% of women. However, women are so fucking illogical and stupid that this basic piece of logic doesn't even register in their lower level minds, so they continue to only give top 20% males a chance online, even if they are strictly looking for long term relationships. Close to 0% of women actually realize this basic concept. Yet the same women who reject guys online will give those same guys a chance in real life. How the fuck does that even logically add up? Like why? If you give them a chance in real life do you think that once you go online "magic" starts to form and that the basic rules of arithmetic change so that the top 20% of males will somehow be able to get into a monogamous relationship with the top 80% of females at the same time? Literally wtf? They are literally retarded.

Obio1 · 2018-12-18T06:29:11+00:00

Under 150lbs?

That's generous as hell.

Title	If man write bios like women do.
Author	salvaje_mgtow
Upvotes	1105
Comments	129
Date	December 17, 2018 3:20 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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