John Cena Had Nikki Bella Signed a 75-Page Contract Stating if She Moved Into His House She Had to Leave & Take Her Sh*t Immediately If He Broke Up With Her; That Day Has Come

RK21001 · 2018-04-18T02:57:17+00:00

Contracts are not always enforced by the judges when it could hurt a woman nowadays, so even this is risky as hell.

Sol_Install · 2018-04-18T03:15:59+00:00

That picture of him.... "You've activated my Trap Card."

Yes, corny Yu-Gi-Oh jokes.

Tom_Doniphan · 2018-04-18T03:07:45+00:00

Never judge a book by its cover. On the surface he looks like he is all muscle, but this man is very wise (that picture of him sipping a drink looks appropriately classy)

Reiashi · 2018-04-18T06:56:55+00:00

"Can't you see I love you, John?"

"I can. But apparently you can't see paragraph 3,872 sub section G-9 that states that you are to vacate the premises if I choose to break up with you. So as much as it hurts me to see you like this..."

"JOHN NOOOOOOOO-"

"I'll need you to SEE your way out. CEN-ya later."

Insert earrape version of "The Time is Now"

8xXxnoxxshroudexXx8 · 2018-04-18T02:52:07+00:00

He’s the Dr. Thuganomics

chage4311 · 2018-04-18T01:18:27+00:00

Dude had his bases covered. Savage!

LabTech41 · 2018-04-18T10:48:24+00:00

"I just don't understand it".

Lady, if you can't be bothered to read and absorb 75 pages in 5 years, then maybe you're the kind of woman that's stupid enough to think that a guy that'd pen that document is going to fall for a baby shit-test. No way a guy who's life earnings are tied to a body which degrades over time is going to risk half that shit to a flesh sleeve if his brain's half there.

kayfab · 2018-04-18T06:22:53+00:00

Cena is freaken brilliant hahaha he was married once and divorce so i guess i learned....

He was not married with her,,,,, either so good for him

kyledontcare · 2018-04-18T05:06:55+00:00

You know the world is shot all to heck when you have to sign papers to fall in love. Heaven help you if you live with a woman in this day age or get married. Doubly true if you live in a liberal, blue state like Massachusetts, New York City or New Jersey or California. Disregard women! Acquire currency! Live life to the max men. Peace.

Nkazio · 2018-04-18T04:57:44+00:00

Motherfucking called it. Cena planned for this from the beginning

enjoy_life88 · 2018-04-18T07:46:05+00:00

"That is cold blooded".

I can imagine soyboy Robert writing these words just well.

treble-n-bass · 2018-04-18T09:13:33+00:00

Was that contract signed and notarized? Do signed and notarized contracts even mean anything anymore??? I'll bet a blue-pilled cuck judge may try to overturn it.

balancedben · 2018-04-18T05:11:26+00:00

he's free of the bitch.

jethreezy · 2018-04-18T05:24:18+00:00

A hero to red pilled men.

hodltaco · 2018-04-18T13:42:56+00:00

“I just don’t understand it. I just don’t know what to feel. I’m so confused,” Bella said on the show. “It kind of makes me second-guess where John and I stand in our relationship. I love John but maybe he knows that he doesn’t want to be with me forever?”

Let me be as polite as I can muster...FUCK YOU CUNT We're through with your bullshit about "love and romance". You clean us out at every fucking turn. John Cena is very smart and listens to his attorneys on how to conduct his shit. You can't tell me she wouldn't have tried to slap some kind of palimony suit on John if he hadn't been so smart.

Women are not worth this kind of hassle.

monaco_hodl · 2018-04-18T08:37:55+00:00

Dear Cunt,

Pack your shit and get the fuck out of my house.

78561 · 2018-04-18T10:22:30+00:00

guest = no cohabitation

Camp_KillYourself · 2018-04-18T13:00:15+00:00

It's funny how they demonize his contract with Nikki but don't see anything cold blooded about the millions of men divorce raped in court, prenuptial agreements thrown out and women's excessive lists of demands.

Steve_Only · 2018-04-18T13:48:57+00:00

She can't see him.

zero5hole · 2018-04-18T06:44:47+00:00

Legend

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-04-18T07:33:01+00:00

Heel turn

cleats4u · 2018-04-18T09:11:29+00:00

Once she establishes residence it take at least 30 days to get her out legally. Residence to a judge means she brought her tooth brush with her. If it's a male judge he will let her stay as long as she wants for little time in chambers. Or get her out in a week if Mr Cena makes a charitable donation. Lol. Sometimes I think your better off with a female judge.

NaiveWorldliness · 2018-04-18T12:02:51+00:00

He did the right thing.

your_inner_asshole · 2018-04-18T13:47:28+00:00

“It kind of makes me second-guess where John and I stand in our relationship. I love John but maybe he knows that he doesn’t want to be with me forever?”

Ha ha, what fucking bitch thinks she's going to stay with a man 'forever' these days? Do they think we're that fucking stupid? We know they're all sluts these days.

stringedbeams · 2018-04-18T12:57:44+00:00

enforceable though?

hottake_toothache · 2018-04-18T13:09:08+00:00

I knew he seemed smart. This confirms it.

CrackingYs · 2018-04-18T14:37:32+00:00

Baller.

Academic_Salamander · 2018-04-18T14:48:08+00:00

Amazing. Give this man a medal.

1v1crown · 2018-04-18T15:22:11+00:00

Dude this guy is a smart fuckin dude.

klim_milk · 2018-04-18T15:30:40+00:00

hahahahaha

dday_throwaway3 · 2018-04-18T16:45:14+00:00

Cena is woke AF.

MGTOWlifestyle · 2018-04-18T18:40:56+00:00

Smart guy. Shouldn't have gotten engaged in the first place, but still smart. Interesting how that article says at the bottom: "that is cold blooded"; but to the multitude of women who completely DESTROY men's lifes, it's probably "okay", or even "it was HIS fault"...

55togo · 2018-04-18T09:15:02+00:00

Why is that glass floating?

GamingYourMom · 2018-04-18T18:20:49+00:00

Cena knocking em out the fucking park!

Psionx0 · 2018-04-18T19:38:14+00:00

/yawn/ you’re an idiot. Good day.

kryptomancer · 2018-04-19T05:11:37+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEW-Be_vIBY

alleskaput · 2018-04-18T03:17:21+00:00

I cringed while watching his WWE fights. How can they pull it off to fill a whole stadium with this fake kind of entertainment.

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