Never be these simps.

esteban1337 · 2021-04-19T05:04:04+00:00

Man.. I cant believe I was one of these retards.

BackOnTheLogAgain · 2021-04-19T04:08:23+00:00

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gantz_au · 2021-04-19T04:02:53+00:00

Think about what's going though this man's mind.

He is thinking, "there'll be another one down the road."

Down the road, he will find a woman. She'll be a post-wall used up single mother who will use him as a resource point, an ATM and nothing more.

He will feel proud of himself for finding a woman while he works himself to death for someone who doesn't even see him as a human being.

gtowerthrowaway · 2021-04-19T06:41:33+00:00

Last one is the most painful.

Women know precisely what they're doing, and just play dumb. Why tell him the truth so that he can go look elsewhere when that risks losing a nice orbiter and his time and resources?

Horrible.

PorkBomber · 2021-04-19T05:38:11+00:00

These guys are worse than women.

Third_Gray_Monkey · 2021-04-19T04:17:09+00:00

The moment a woman considers you the best at something well man let me tell you somenthing, you are fucked for life and you better run the hell out.

Nuclearrussian74 · 2021-04-19T06:29:31+00:00

I guess it depends what age these guys are. We grow by making mistakes and drawing lessons from them.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2021-04-19T09:01:24+00:00

I need a you who isn't you. Goddamn. These are some cold blooded creatures

darzamat · 2021-04-19T12:06:19+00:00

The cringiest and most painful aspect about this situation is not the servitude itself, but the programming this guy received since birth to put little to no respect on himself, and put every ounce and then some on females. This is what society programs into out male brain from early on: that we are nothing more than servants in waiting for our chance to serve.

Yes, I simped and made mistakes, but the worst part is that someone WANTED ME THAT WAY, my mother, my grandmother, my aunt, my female cousins, my female teachers, other random females, all wanted to mold me into the perfect simping machine. This is what urkes me the most. And the same females, shame me for figuring it out but also shame me for not figuring it out sooner, shame me for not resisting their programming but also shame me for resisting their programming in the same breath, shame me for not being their ideal image of a man, but also shame me for not being their exclusive personal ATM, attention-giving servant in the same breath. And they wonder why so many men go into red-pill rage !

In my case, red pill didn't bring me rage, it brought me tranquility. For me redpill was very easy to ingest. it was the best thing I ever did.

YonnieFrodo · 2021-04-19T06:40:11+00:00

Forgot: "oh and can you get coffee for my friend Mike too? He's just a friend like you, I swear!"

bfte2 · 2021-04-19T09:12:18+00:00

"Hey can we have sex?.... Haha just kidding! Unless?... You sure?... Or maybe?... Yeah haha we such good friends! At least touch my peepee?... Haha I had to try! Besties!"

soiboi2020 · 2021-04-19T07:19:12+00:00

"haha"

"Yeah"

"Ok"

"Yup"

"Lmao"

thehedgehawg · 2021-04-19T05:54:43+00:00

Been there... shoulda noped the fuck right on out...

jhooperp · 2021-04-19T06:20:26+00:00

Moment you say bye have a good life they get interested.

SilverGryphon · 2021-04-19T10:53:58+00:00

Nothing wrong with having a female friend as long as they provide equally mutual benefits (they don't need to be sexual). I treat them as I would treat any male friend. If they try to become parasitic, I ghost them. I have ghosted both male and female friends in the past and will do the same in the future. No need to hate women, just know about all of their tricks and prepare for them in advance. If the region you live in has a strong false rape accusation culture, then it would be best to avoid them altogether I suppose.

I'm a "you scratch my back, I scratch yours" kind of guy and I couldn't care less about the gender of the person scratching my back as long as their scratches are as pleasing as mine are to them.

Some feminists and simps would still find this to be misogynistic, you can bet on that.

ZarBandit · 2021-04-19T06:23:43+00:00

Oh God, make it stop.

IceCorrect · 2021-04-19T04:18:02+00:00

I think 3rd and maybe 6nd get on what ground they stand and cut contact with her. Other is lost cause

Salladus · 2021-04-19T10:22:16+00:00

When you're not deemed worthy for the puss but you're kept around for the free attention, entertainment and potentially money

ClutchNes · 2021-04-19T06:45:02+00:00

haha, brutal last line from here and yet the simp bows down, "paige <3", fuck this guy

UltimaterializerX · 2021-04-19T09:57:14+00:00

The best part is they accuse men of leading them on.

Animator-Silly · 2021-04-19T11:52:14+00:00

"Autocorrect" my ass, she did that to let him know to know his place.

mon0theist · 2021-04-19T11:41:35+00:00

Oof some of those are painful

PrestigiousCarpet8 · 2021-04-19T09:56:01+00:00

Bwahahaha. I can just picture the moment each of them dies inside.

richasalannister · 2021-04-19T11:48:32+00:00

That was physically painful

bruhkwehwark · 2021-04-19T11:58:38+00:00

"See this is what I mean. I need a you who isn't you"

Excuse me what the ducking fuck?

lalilulelo_00 · 2021-04-19T09:42:37+00:00

They're spineless, so they got bent. What's new?

Noxian-All-Star · 2021-04-19T10:24:38+00:00

Every man has been here

Biizod · 2021-04-19T14:08:54+00:00

Ultimately it’s not wrong for the woman to not be interested in you romantically.

But there’s a big difference between someone truly being your friend and them keeping you around because you give them free shit/take them on dates/be an emotional sponge.

If you catch feelings and she’s not interested, sometimes it’s better to cut ties and end the friendship. Not because she’s necessarily a bad person, but because you are struggling to move on.

For a lot of people it’s not really a respect thing, you may just love a girl so much that you’d do anything to make it work, but it doesn’t work anyway. A lose-lose situation, but you can recover from losing a friend. You won’t recover by letting your emotions destroy you.

Joroda · 2021-04-19T06:45:27+00:00

Truth's grim fellows.

TheGameChallenger · 2021-04-19T07:00:10+00:00

that last one was a big oof lol

RedditBurnerAccount4 · 2021-04-19T07:41:12+00:00

Oh, my. No way this isn't fake. That was rough. (First Picture)

Euphoric-Cycle1688 · 2021-04-19T08:32:15+00:00

that being said, the less adversity there is, the easier it will be for us to reach our goals

mgtowyear4 · 2021-04-19T08:40:01+00:00

The rule is very simple and clear:

1) Woman single: you fuck for whatever you are doing to them.

2) woman not single: you don't do anything to them, you don't fuck them either.

AwesomeAlKTM · 2021-04-19T09:57:05+00:00

I feel bad but at the same time they should’ve known what to expect

AshyCinder · 2021-04-19T11:43:56+00:00

That’s just fucking sad. Women thinking they can be the ones choosing. Lets just turn them all down. Show the world we are still in full charge. MGTOW ALL THE WAY!!!

jeetz09 · 2021-04-19T12:46:40+00:00

These men have no self-respect.

seismicpalmstrikes · 2021-04-19T12:53:17+00:00

It's funny this comes up, I was just discussing with a friend of mine how low the bar is to be a chicks boyfriend in comparison to being their "friend" (Don't befriend women, way different than your guy friends, lot of women see friendship as let me dump my emotional bullshit in you while fucking this dude here).

It really shows in the men they choose and how they become single mothers. It's sad because I come from a single parent household and know that women don't teach men shit they need to know, some aren't as lucky as I am to get out of the bullshit.

Psylocked849 · 2021-04-19T08:48:35+00:00

FriendZONED!!!!

Fancy-Ad657 · 2021-04-19T11:43:07+00:00

Well, I don't mind having a best female friend. I used to have one.

But if she wanted coffee, she could go get it her own damn self. Get bend!

xeq937 · 2021-04-19T13:48:39+00:00

"I need a you who isn't you" jfc lol

Rodgreg16 · 2021-04-19T14:01:44+00:00

I want to shoot myself just reading these. Oh my god. The sad thing is, these women are probably 5’s who now have the attitude of a 8-10!

Judas_priest_is_life · 2021-04-19T14:10:26+00:00

...and I felt personally attacked

-Past me

So irritating knowing that used to be this moron.

Crimson4Alpha · 2021-04-19T07:57:10+00:00

Oof the cringe 😐

MatingAdvice · 2021-04-19T10:08:53+00:00

I had to stop halfway through because the cringe was unbearable

xXRazzRXx · 2021-04-19T10:57:32+00:00

Dies of cringe

lolfuzzy · 2021-04-19T12:44:56+00:00

How are you supposed to respond to messages like these? I like the last one “message received”. Short and to the point.

aldrri · 2021-04-19T13:00:52+00:00

Please tell me these are fake please please please

rickmackdaddy · 2021-04-19T14:03:19+00:00

Nice of her to put down Chad’s junk long enough to say thanks.

Machomuk89 · 2021-04-19T14:34:56+00:00

Damn I didn't even realize this was a gallery post. That photo shoot one made me cringe chuckle "haha yup"

ir0nm0ney · 2021-04-19T15:38:10+00:00

Oof. I think I'm having a stroke

usedtimecapsule · 2021-04-20T05:32:53+00:00

I need a you who isn’t you

This is red pill. She wants a guy like you (same interests) but sprinkle some chad in the mix

I’ve personally had this sort of redpill before. Women tell me I need a guy like you, or why are you single.

Her; why are you single?

Me: would you date me?

Her: no

Me: there you go.

RedEyeBlackEye1 · 2021-04-19T10:28:01+00:00

That coffee comes with a side of D.

Beneficial_Garage · 2021-04-19T11:34:26+00:00

Awkward.

thefudmaster · 2021-04-19T12:05:53+00:00

Good lord.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-04-19T12:09:37+00:00

I maintain that 5/6 may not be a simp. He talks about music, she talks about the FZ. He might be ok.

XJ-4061 · 2021-04-19T12:39:29+00:00

Lmao very true

RedditName3000000 · 2021-04-19T12:54:08+00:00

This shit is horrible.

Noob_in_Dating · 2021-04-19T14:30:46+00:00

Hey dude, no need to lie :: this is a safespace.

I know they are your old messages 😂

tsundokume · 2021-04-19T16:12:07+00:00

A lot of this is just flat out abusive. However, success is the best revenge. I found that as I moved on in my career and the prospects of me getting a lot of money was starting to become apparent (getting my PhD), a lot of the women back in high school who would’ve done this to me started latching on to me. Of course I say no because these people don’t deserve shit but you gotta be able to pick yourself up and uplift yourself. I’ve never been rejected like this but the pain you feel is temporary.

realChebz · 2021-04-19T17:12:54+00:00

too much cringe, physically hurts reading. Omg stahp simping!

redditradishman · 2021-04-19T17:21:27+00:00

Truly hope that last text was the last reply from him.

Jolly_Paramedic2987 · 2021-04-19T18:22:52+00:00

This is sad, i couldn't go past the 4th one.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-04-19T18:35:59+00:00

Best friends and nothing more.

Wow.

Where do I sign up?

AtomicMGTOW · 2021-04-19T22:20:12+00:00

I threw up in my mouth a bit.

cabebil · 2021-04-19T22:50:56+00:00

The 'i need a you who isn't you' is a shit test.

Good_Click_565 · 2021-04-20T01:59:18+00:00

He should've ejaculated in it

Veracious_Xpl0it · 2021-04-20T08:24:38+00:00

That was painful to read. Ouch.

MGTOWlF7xEtsJyj · 2021-04-20T23:28:04+00:00

These men deserve it, they're Simps.

Vincent_Vollachia · 2021-04-21T04:27:09+00:00

No shame at all I used to be just like this. Market forces dictate that evolve or die! It still hurts but I’ve evolved.

xhunter00 · 2021-04-21T22:22:38+00:00

If you are addicted to pussy... the woman becomes the dealer

Title	Never be these simps.
Author	Walespro
Upvotes	614
Comments	136
Date	April 19, 2021 3:56 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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