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newAKowner
[–]flee_market141 points142 points143 points 8 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
She doesn't ask for much, does she?
[–]DangZagnut107 points108 points109 points 8 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Well a nice truck, so like a '16-'18 Chevy or Ford.
Meanwhile a partial face shot looks like a 300-500 pounder.
[–]marche_ck117 points118 points119 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Which explains the truck
[–]DangZagnut28 points29 points30 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well played.
[–]aircavscout23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Must be 3/4 ton or above.
[–]SingleManDR8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't even talk to me unless you've got a twin rear axle.
[–]ZealousMathematician3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Triple rear axle. We need to invent one just in case.
[–]setnaD_dnumdE9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAH
[–]flee_market32 points33 points34 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
That's one huge bitch! :D
It takes hard, consistent work to get that big. In awe of this lass, absolute unit.
[–]herpderpfeynman11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
actually it's quite easy to overeat on unhealthy, fattening foods. These people have no self-respect and the fat acceptance movement does nothing to help.
Healthcare in the USA is mostly spent on diseases that could be avoided with proper nutrition and exercise.
[–]WanderlustYouth1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
actually it's quite easy to overeat on unhealthy, fattening foods.
True but in order to get that size seen in pic, it would take massive overeating nearly daily for years.
[–]Futureman9992 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
it's quite easy to overeat on unhealthy, fattening foods.
Right. If you cut down on things that come in boxes or cans, hundreds of calories per day will fall right out of your diet. Look at the label and it has a long list of ingredients the manufacturers probably loaded it up with sugar, fat, and salt to out-sell their competitors.
[–]dogwoodcat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But that would be unprofitable.
[–]herpderpfeynman1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
quite the opposite, you should do some research on the profits that the pharmaceutical industry makes. Also our taxes get spent on healthcare.
How much money does a doctor (or pharmaceutical company by proxy) make from a fit, healthy individual on no prescription medicine compared to an overweight, sick patient?
[–]dogwoodcat2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly this. Proper nutrition and exercise is unprofitable for many sectors (food and beverage and healthcare are the biggest).
[–]herpderpfeynman1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder how those people sleep at night and then I realize that many of them are overweight and unhealthy themselves, eating the same crap & poison they market and develop.
[–]newAKowner[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've frequently told my friends that if they ever see me and I'm 400 or more, to just fucking shoot me. I'm 5'11" and around 185. If I ever get to the point where I'm 400, all hope is lost. I've jumped so far off the "fuck it" train that I'm unsaveable. If there is in fact a god, and if I somehow make it to the pearly gates, I'll let them know it was a favor
[–]n00f2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not bad for Missouri!
I used to live there, the fact I became so accustomed to it was the most mind blowing part.
Since all the girls are bigger on average, they all entitled.
The bar is so low. There is only one requirement.
[–]realChebz5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
300-500 pounder.
hahah what a catch!
[–]hookbill22 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quick... Throw it back!!
[–]MarzMonkey2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the kids.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’ll need a heavy duty truck to haul her lard-ass around.
[–]realChebz5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but offers so much in return
[–]juankixd1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, basically her entire life sorted out, not much.
[–]mgtowben 83 points84 points85 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Imagine making demands whilst looking like that.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
she thinks she is hot because lots of desperate simps shower her in compliments. she probably gets a new email every few minutes.
[–]hermopietrobon23 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
let that sink in. we all know its true. 50% of men would fuck anything
[–]FarTooLong26 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From her brother.
[–]NoThirst5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...whats more than sad?...she'll get a couple takers.
[–]FarTooLong27 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh, you're fat-shaming. That's inappropriate and unacceptable micro-agression.
[–]Farhandlir1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My wrinkled hand after taking a bath looks better than she does.
[–]FI-REman_GMOW 74 points75 points76 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A wild DEPENDAPOTUMUS appeared!
Trainer MGTOW used MAX REPEL!
[–]aircavscout14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Drop 50, left 100, fire for effect!
[–]AppreciateYa 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
corporal! get on the horn and tell command that the landwhales are overrunning the line!!!
we're being over run!!!!
fire on our position! I repeat: fire on our position!
[–]VertWhweler6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
[+][deleted] 8 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Arm the harpoons!
[–]Loodklopper4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And shoot that landwhale. She floats in air it’s that big😳
[–]iraqiveteran148832 points33 points34 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This wannabe dependopotamus forgot the first rule of her species : wait for the marriage license to be signed before getting fat.
[+][deleted] 8 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
dependopotamus
Awesome!
[–]iraqiveteran14887 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't come up with it. The armed forces related subreddits have lots of interesting stories and colorful vocabulary.
But she already married her cousin at 14. This is her second attempt.
[–]roxon8919 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh please, me! Me!! Pick meeeeeee!! waves hand in air
[–]KAOS313 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Think about this? How bad of a person is she that she lost custody of kids with only 10% of Men getting custody. Red flag of epic levels.
[–]GreatJanitor11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I met a woman on Plenty of Fish who was a single mother who was fighting for custody of her daughter. That should have been a red flag. I picked her up for our date. Her cousins are hiding outside spying on her date (probably "What loser did she snag?"), i am dressed nicely, she has on sweats. She introduces me to her parents right there and then i realize the bitch is unemployed. I asked "Aren't you going to get changed? " and she said "This is how i went to court this morning. " it was a child custody case to see if she'd get her kid back. I answered "Guessing you lost. " there was no date after that comment.
[–]DeMeza6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s what you call a great date - haha.
[–]KAOS313 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like a boss
[–]Tre_Walker14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs a "real military soldier"
That says 2 things to me:
[–]R_Discussion11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHA no thank you
[–]Mygtow8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I get the impression she doesn't understand how the the settings on her makeup app function.
[–]bitcoin-optimist1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha, best comment I've read in a long time.
[–]bassplayer1975 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
delusion at its very best
[–]roxon896 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]miamiedge4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a man, imagine putting up a dating ad showing yourself to be:
obese, unemployed, homeless, with kids and blatantly asking for a woman and her friends to help him.
[–]beware_the_syllogism 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Have friends so she can monkey branch lol. This woman brings a net negative to the relationship. A+ for delusion tho.
[–]herpderpfeynman4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
39-43 years of age? what an inane range of ages for this sad, stupid bitch.
[–]ChoppedToBits5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At the hand of her spelling and grammar issues she must have a low IQ and low education. I.e. a bottom feeder. She'll never get anywhere. I bet she doesn't even clean her own room.
[–]krawm4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Save me from all the responsibilities i cant handle but don't you dare try to control me cause i am a strong independent woman who don't need no man...except a soldier so i can soak up those government benefits.
[–]perogieshappen2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good luck hamplanet
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[–]newAKowner[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's delusional, but there are career guys. They tend to be fairly well off financially if they weren't stupid with their money. Plus, if enlisted, they can usually retire by 40 with their pension
[–]Helstromme2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a fucking TRICAREtops in the wild.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm tired of games and lies.
Then in a few sentence says..
have a nice truck and friends or connections TO HELP ME AS LONGS AS WERE DATING.
And there will be someone so OD on blue pills that he'll take a chance. Let that sink in, let it marinate your soul.
[–]Smelly_Noodle1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yeah, as much as I wonder if she ever had any dignity during her pathetic life, I have to wonder that even harder for the simps taking these creatures in.
[–]ThrowAwayAccount85x2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The stupid is strong with this one.
[–]Aotp4life2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The funny thing is she a whale and ugly and saying she wants a good looking guy
[–]HaywoodJablomie1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is very specific with her needs but omitted the word “lift” between the words “nice” and “truck”.
[–]The_Beardy_Man1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably planning on cleaning out his bank account while he's deployed overseas.
[–]RobinHood411 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or cheat on him with some idiot, if not both.
[–]MGTOW-Balance1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
whoever put that black make-up on her made her look "prettier (aka less ugly)
#NoLandwhales
[–]tindalos77 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What she needs is her own zip code. Not a truck.
[–]MomoYaseen1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHO DOES THAT???? WHO GOES AROUND DEMANDING SHIT LIKE A DAMN CHILD????!!! WHAT THE HELL!
[–]kyledontcare1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless I'm wrong she's standing in front of a cemetery. A glimpse of your future if you went after her?
[–]XavierMalory1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder why her face is blacked out... it's not like its a privacy violation if she's already posted this crap on the internet.
Lol, i don't know who turned off natural selection, otherwise these kinda people wouldn't have lived lingo enough to pull shit like this.
[–]Slaide1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, cunt.
[–]Inferno-_2 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Mother of god...
[–]mamny830 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure is fake.
[–]re_all4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah! Didn’t Craigslist disable the personals section? Either this is old, or she’s posting somewhere she ought not to... but besides all that-
(Dry heave)
Wtf?
[–]stoopididoit0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't say I understand it, but I know that there are guys out there that like them big.
[–]rockorbe20020 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dependas strike again!
[–]balancedben 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldnt have blotted out her face or name. This bitch oittrd herself so its free game. With that said - she's asking for way more than she deserves.
[–]CoolioBeans20 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The lack if self awareness is painful
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[–]let_that_sink_in0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Again? The hell did that sink come from?
[–]FarTooLong20 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ma'am I'm a fit soldier with no ties. I risk my life serving my country. Despite serving abroad I have savings, property and a great vehicle.
If I live through my current mission, I plan to come home and serve a fat slob with a black kid. You will be my princess and I will worship the ground you walk upon.
[–]iracundiarock 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahahaha!
[–]kosta5540 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about NO!
[–]smfuel870 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god that has to be a troll.
[–]Profitglutton0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boogawolf...
[–]ThePigmanAgain0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She left out the 10 inch cock.
[–]bighorse830 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This what POF is now. Entitle delusional whales.
[–]HIJKelemenoP0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeezus.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swallowedwhole391 has sent you a message.
[–]iManZul0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought craiglist is a portal to sell second-hand goods? oh wait...
[–]captainsaveahoe690 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It will need to be a big truck
[–]DongleNocker 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, some women just aren't aware of the wall in the slightest.
[–]AdroitG0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO this must be fake, I can't believe someone who has nothing to offer is making such demands. Oh wait...
[–]ZcytheP1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yep, that sums it up pretty well, don't it?
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she thinks she is hot because lots of desperate simps shower her in compliments. she probably gets a new email every few minutes.
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Arm the harpoons!
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