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[–]Ulfric_Stormcl0ak 102 points103 points104 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Plus-sized" in other words: Fat Ogre
[–]NattyGains4Life 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based
[–]ChampionOfAI 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey come on man, you are insulting Ogres in my favourite game runescape.
[–]Asrealasrealcanbe 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
haha i spat my coffee out
[–]kevin_tanjaya 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfuckable
[–]SilentQ2 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"We aren't attracted to you, but if you aren't attracted to us it is because you are a misogynistic, fatphobic, racist! (because somehow my skin colour determines my weight)"
[–]JustI789 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmaooo, nailed it G.
[–]Aster-Destiny 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Plus sized woman my ass. Use her proper christian name, she is a LAND WHALE.
[–]LordGraygem 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good sir, you unfairly impugn the noble whale by association with this. I ask that you kindly change the mode of address to the less-offensive (for the whale, naturally) "lard golem."
[–]-Solitude-- 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good sir, please refrain from bringing shame to the term "golem". Golems are endlessly hardworking, loyal creatures that will devotedly serve their masters until the end of time. This type of creature is neither loyal, nor hardworking. I believe the more appropriate term here is "tubby parasite".
[–]ogrilla99 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good sir, it's association with women like these that lowers the standing of parasites all over the world. Parasites develop incredibly unique life skills like slithering up urethras, burrowing through skin, and living in eyeballs. The only skill these women have is stuffing their face. So please don't associate hardworking parasites with these lazy beings who couldn't latch on to a small intestine if their life depended on it. The more appropriate reference would be "methane-producing cow".
[–]coloradocaniac 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pavement porpoise!
Brick beluga!
San Andreas Fault Assaulter!
[–]Slow-Brush 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yooooo, stop that shit bro, it's too early for me to spat my tea all over my breakfast, you want me to die laughing?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
[–]Aster-Destiny 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol...You should cheak out the roastme reddit bro, there are some killer zingers on that sub.
[–]mythrowxra 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought it was only natural that hippos stick to their own species.
[–]FiReFoXbEaSt 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly i dont care if you're a man or a woman fat is fat lmao
[–]BlueCollarSinner 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Double standard feminist. But society has brainwashed the masses telling everyone it's OK to be obese, it's OK to be as big as a house, but only I you're a woman.
[–]tfalschung 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I just saw this advertised while having dinner. https://www.chubrub.com/
[–]BlueCollarSinner 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF!, 🤣
[–]Comprehensive_Bus525 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is a hysterical commercial.
Thigh friction causing wildfires? Use Chubrub to prevent it.
[–]Putrid-Beyond-2494 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol this is hilarious. This would have passed off as an SNL skit back in the day. At this point, why even fight it? May as well take a page out of Tyler Durden's playbook and make money off these women
[–]velvetunderground111 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was a pretty boy before I got old and ugly, and would fuck with obese, not very attractive women all the time. Usually if they were into the same subculture I was, because I thought they were "cool" (punk, goth, whatever). I had a lot of fun, but I now get why women like this develop insane standards. A few FWB with a hot guy like this and suddenly men in their league are beneath them.
[–]LinuxPenguin28 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can you imagine eating near this fat pig and having her stick her stumpy fingers into your food to steal your fries. Just disgusting all they way around.
[–]hauntedforest00 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well, you can use that moment for weight loss for a month because you cannot eat anything without seeing those fingers grabbing your food.....
[–]Throwaway-num1 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why fat shaming is a good thing. It encourages people to lose weight.
[–]JazzyJ19 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Big fat manly hands, with fat bulging around the 7 rings she’s wearing...
[–]KING_CPB 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F A T
[–]Temur-Temujin 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus sized woman = redundant pile of protoplasm
George Carlin
[–]NickTesla2018 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You have to seriously wonder about the furniture that can take on that type of action. IKEA probably ain't going to cut it.
[–]Target4U 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
That particle board rubbish? No way. Maybe good solid timber like...a tree stump.
[–]NickTesla2018 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've got it! We could start a business that specializes in furniture for empowered women and the betas who love them.
[–]Rameslayer 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha good one! The Plus Sized Furniture Store! You gonna be rich soon brotha.
[–]NickTesla2018 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
True story. I work a part time seasonal job at a resort. People are so fat nowadays. An orca stopped and honestly asked me, do you test the pool furniture. What?! Evidently her obese husband broke a chair on the last visit, and she was deathly concerned about it happening again?! You can't make this stuff up?!
[–]Rameslayer 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blaming the resort for their shitty lifestyle choices! Typical :p
[–]drmangrum 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women like Gina Carano are plus-sized, most women who used the label are just fat.
[–]FritzLane 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
they’re all attracted to the same men
[–]Babaji_ki_booti 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Land whales only attracted to Gold Fish.
[–]Tenkuscho 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are just fat Living mass of fat
[–]yeouisowner 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
not saying I didn't get any attention from belugas when I was fat, but when I lost all my weight they started to attack in droves and now I'm constantly fighting for my life against them. how can they be so picky when they know they aren't in my league?
[–]Administrative_Tax26 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, first of all, don't let them corner you; now that you are normal size, you can outrun and outmaneuver them. You should develop your parkour skills, because then you could post videos showing your exploits. And that would be hysterically funny.
[–]TheOddYehudi919 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
so why is it bad that me as a athletic fit male I don't find "plus sized woman" attractive.
[–]Carpazza02 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(insert) DJ Khaled "Congratulations you played yourself" meme
[–]Dorinus2 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did you search for the term "landwhale"?
[–]JustI789 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus size ain't no exist. They are fat and unhealthy. Society should call this shit as it is. I don't understand though how woman can be happy. When I had too much weight it just felt bad, it felt slow, I always felt my heart pounding... I got down 24kgs just for me, so I can feel better, do sports and activities I enjoy more..
[–]BlackFire68 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the chick in the picture isn’t just one plus
[–]bamabeatsny 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At some point, it's no longer food, it's feed. And that heifer, has had some feed.
Sizing... there is 4XL, then there's "Omar the Tent Maker," and then there's one more level, of "oh my God it's moving toward us."
[–]OwenWentFullMGTOW 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why is this marked Spoiler?
[–]jester_554[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
coco mods
[–]NickTesla2018 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spoiled. : (
[–]bag-o-kindness-coins 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lellllllllllllllllllllll
[–]69-rightnow-420 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goy = non believer in Hebrew. She is just a sex toy in any case. But my advice is to stay the fuk away. As an old ashkenazi proverb, all women are whores and only real love is between men. Only your brothers will level you up, women will always slow you down. Choose wisely.
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