Sensible Chuckle.

young_MGTOW23 · 2017-12-31T10:12:57+00:00

Pretty sure a sexbot is less likely to kill you than a human female.

Helikzhan · 2017-12-31T11:29:54+00:00

Women have been hacked by feminism. I'll take the toy.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2017-12-31T13:54:30+00:00

Exactly. "But a robot will never love you, they can just tell you that they do!"
So how exactly is any of that different to a woman?

Battlespike1066 · 2017-12-31T11:03:12+00:00

As a man who is actively saving up for a sexbot, I am not particularly concerned about this potential threat. My ex is not likely to be less dangerously crazy than a sexbot.

No joke. My ex cornered me in the bathroom with a butcher knife, while she giggled uncontrollably! I never felt safe with her again.

My sexbot is unlikely to pose a problem like that, because I CAN keep the sexbot handcuffed to the bed!

EDIT : Clarity

SlavGoingHisOwnWay · 2017-12-31T12:46:42+00:00

Hypergamy-based instinctual shift vs. Remote sabotaging hack. At least there are effective preventive measures for the latter.

Eidos13 · 2017-12-31T14:33:07+00:00

Why would any smart person allow their robot access to the WiFi or internet?

mongolian_usa · 2017-12-31T12:54:29+00:00

If the "women" in the tech industry are any measure of their competence and savvy, the sex robot hack will be a miserable failure too.

Ricardo6802 · 2017-12-31T15:44:33+00:00

This is nothing but fear mongering by either cucks or Women who are afraid and know Men will turn to this for love the second it becomes widely available.

I say ignore these bullshits.

bitter_samsara · 2017-12-31T11:33:54+00:00

It's a waste of a perfectly expendable man, if he doesn't die sacrificing himself for a woman or society.

throwawaypsycho80 · 2017-12-31T11:00:20+00:00

This is down to basic logic and common sense...

You can't secure a biofemale because of their lack of a logical framework beyond "me see shiny, me deserve shiny" (replace shiny with Chad, food, money, clothes)

unpluggedoasis · 2017-12-31T15:00:03+00:00

Would rather be dead than paying alimony.

randomroxks · 2017-12-31T15:12:02+00:00

Who is going to program them? Kode with Klossy ?

eightgaydiamonds · 2017-12-31T14:23:58+00:00

At least there'd be a law against it

bastardstepchild · 2017-12-31T15:24:07+00:00

The difference is the sexbot would make it quick... the wife draws it out sloooooowwwwwwlllllyyyy....

2017-12-31T17:23:29+00:00

Lmao are they that desperate they have to use stupid scare tactics that any sane man will just laugh at..

Edit: Oh and let me guess, is this according to "experts"? Lol

CrypticG · 2017-12-31T15:18:20+00:00

This wouldn't be a thing and would be the equivalent of people saying "my bank account was hacked" when they entered their card on some shady website.

You would have to be able to forcibly download new firmware onto it and I highly doubt the programmers making the robot would even allow that if they have been doing anything software related for more than a week. Even then you would have to have its IP address or physical access to it with a USB stick of some sort and very specific instructions matching the language used to write it if the sexbots are going to be made the way I assume they will.

SilverGryphon · 2017-12-31T13:43:18+00:00

Don't connect it to the internets and you'd be fine

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2017-12-31T16:33:34+00:00

White knights probably won't beat up men based on what a sexbot says.

LynxEveryone · 2017-12-31T11:48:31+00:00

Get a child-sized sex bot. Problem solved.

2017-12-31T15:40:04+00:00

Or worse, the rapebot might get hacked and rape you.

playfromgnuhurd · 2017-12-31T17:19:06+00:00

Is that a warning or an advertisement?

Devilsgun · 2017-12-31T19:21:40+00:00

STILL less of a risk than marriage in this day and age

At least you would die outright instead of being court-raped to a slow, agonizing destruction that makes you wish for death

mgtow_man2 · 2017-12-31T20:51:56+00:00

Haha, who would program the murder sequence, a female? LOLOLOLOL

Futureman999 · 2017-12-31T21:18:18+00:00

I'm pretty sure the sexbot blowback is coming from worried fat ladies. They told themselves for years: Let them obsess over some skinny bitch in the movies all they want. At the end of the day they will realize they can't have that and settle for ME. I am female after all!

What if any average guy with a job could afford a very lifelike doll that looks and feels exactly like his favorite actress or model? Why even bother speaking to (much less marrying) fat ladies? Why spend money going to Emma Watson's latest movie?

chadchaddingtonIV · 2017-12-31T23:38:30+00:00

Oh man, can you imagine this? Sexy terminator robots taking over the world by humping everyone. Best movie ever.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-12-31T19:08:27+00:00

Could be is the operant phrase. Real women WILL kill you.

strakith · 2017-12-31T19:24:07+00:00

That would require feminists to actually learn how to code instead of just blogging about there being more female programmers. I don’t see it happening.

_perfect5outof7_ · 2017-12-31T19:41:47+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

KOMRADE_DIMITRI · 2017-12-31T19:49:48+00:00

Really, so someone could program electronic motors with less than 10 ccs to somehow overpower a man? Fascinating, has the author considered explaining how this over clocking device works?

RasterDeluge · 2017-12-31T11:23:16+00:00

Wow, funny.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-12-31T12:41:56+00:00

If they can kill you, they will be used as killing machines. If the robot gets caught it will self detonate.

Mocha_Shakea_Khan · 2017-12-31T15:17:15+00:00

Win win

zandorz · 2017-12-31T18:03:32+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/eNtlu1r.jpg

AoLIronmaiden · 2017-12-31T18:28:11+00:00

sensibler chuckle at title

ididntsaythatspez · 2017-12-31T19:20:07+00:00

Don’t worry guys, I’m sure CNN, NYT, and Washington Post will be all over this.

psych0_centric · 2017-12-31T20:13:59+00:00

Yeaahh I feel like the only kind of “sex bot” I’d actually want is a looooong ways away. Meaning stuff I’d care about is warming technology, lubricating technology, and realistic & dynamic movements pertaining to intercourse. Especially that last one will take a long time and once attained will be ridiculously expensive for even longer.

Until then I’m looking to save up for a quality doll that feels great and looks great, probably with a heating system. Not at all interested in it saying cheesy lines in an unrealistic voice, moving it’s face/body in creepy and unnatural ways, or anything like that.

DeathToTheZog · 2017-12-31T20:24:23+00:00

Creepy as shit

MyHearse · 2017-12-31T21:01:34+00:00

Arthur fist.. lol.

strwbrry_flvrd_dth · 2017-12-31T21:21:18+00:00

dat air gap

SmilingTroublemaker7 · 2017-12-31T22:06:08+00:00

Meh... I could die of cancer, or feminism...

Patri_Arky · 2017-12-31T22:33:58+00:00

Well, in the first case a broken piece could cut you, and in the second...

Nevermind. Carry on.

oldfuzzysocks · 2017-12-31T23:08:55+00:00

just wrap your bed room, or sexbot room in copper mesh. problem solved. no wifi, no radio, etc...

Carsinogenic · 2018-01-01T00:05:45+00:00

It's not trying to kill you, it just has it's settings on "rough sex mode". Buckle up cowboy, it's going to be a bumpy ride!!

platooncharliesheen · 2018-01-01T01:14:36+00:00

Vigilante justice

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-01-01T02:00:09+00:00

Worth the risk.

SpayAndNeuterUrPets · 2018-01-01T02:38:50+00:00

Simple, don't use any AI that has to connect to the "cloud". Problem solved.

MiguelGx · 2018-01-01T02:41:29+00:00

Real heroes don't wear capes.

OliverVato · 2018-01-01T03:04:49+00:00

sex bot still cheaper

BlackHole94 · 2018-01-01T03:06:15+00:00

And why would I connect my sex robot to the internet? Sure, I’d connect temporarily to download new voices and programming, but internet comes down soon after.

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2018-01-05T08:52:56+00:00

you know, i want to not like these comments. But when they resemble reality so much, its hard not to.

Kshandoo · 2018-01-13T14:40:44+00:00

I don't see any problem with that. That's a double win even

blondehairdownthere · 2018-01-02T18:50:13+00:00

Sexbot is more likely to have sex with you!

Title	Sensible Chuckle.
Author	NewMunster
Upvotes	985
Comments	109
Date	December 31, 2017 9:35 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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