Utterly useless.......

Rottinghere · 2020-11-26T15:11:52+00:00

Cooking isn't hard. Most of the time it's actually enjoyable. Women just need something to whine about.

gtowerthrowaway · 2020-11-26T15:17:15+00:00

Here's my wife cooking:

Whine and bitch about how much needs to be done, how long it takes.
Get the kids to do some prep, after screaming and whining, like cutting vegetables.
Put up the food, but then immediately return to the computer.
Food inevitably almost burns or partially burns because she forgets about the food. Too lazy to set a timer. Too dumb to stop making the same mistake 10,000 times.
Has to spend huge effort fixing #4, pouring food into new pot, creating more mess and dishes. Even after this occurs, she runs back and forth to the computer, chat with friends, try to do other tasks. This inevitably saves zero time, but I'm sure she feels accomplished.
More whining and bitching. Refuses to adjust spices, as it's too hard and taxing on her mental state. Food is inevitably bland, under/over cooked, or other issue.
Expecting lavish praise for simple meal.

Here's me cooking twice as much:

Quickly prep. Lay out every utensil and spice needed.
Stand over food, working from one dish to the next, beginning with those which take the longest, ensuring everything running smoothly.
Complete task quickly and efficiently.
Adjust spices and serve.

The above explains almost everything, including the wage gap. I am 1,000 times the cook she is. It's bugs her to no end, but again, she's too lazy to do anything about it.

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-26T15:05:52+00:00

Either they can't live without bitching or they enjoy it for whatever reason.

Friendly-Casper · 2020-11-26T14:42:52+00:00

I despise cooking anything. But, Like you, I do not find it difficult.

I think women tend to stress over very trivial things. I just think, if I make a mistake and fuck up the dinner then I learn something that I won’t do next time. It’s not the end of the world either.

Females act like this when cooking, cleaning, shopping, holidaying etc. Their behaviour is so childish it makes you laugh. However, I would advise against laughing out loud as this only angers them and will bring out their programmed response “Everything’s just a joke to you isn’t it!”

They’re so predictable lol

Gullible_Historian69 · 2020-11-26T15:53:25+00:00

I have nothing for thanksgiving.

SilverGryphon · 2020-11-26T16:05:41+00:00

I was always capable of cooking better stuff than my mother and the same time keeping dish usage to a minimum. I have the habit of washing stuff while I am waiting for certain steps to complete, such as the onions caramelizing or the water to start boiling.

Now I am not trying to demean her as I'm sure she always tried her best, just saying that I found ways to work more efficiently.

INTJ_Cro · 2020-11-26T16:50:04+00:00

90% of recipes:

- Put something into oil or water

- Wait an hour

- Done!

I remember my mother whining, she cooked every other day and in between slept on the couch. Hard life! Poor wahmen!

bodieslikesheep · 2020-11-26T17:36:02+00:00

I've cooked as well as if not better than any woman that has offered to feed me. Which is less than 1%.

My mom can cook some tasty ethnic dishes but only because she's done them already.

I cook for myself, clean better than any woman I've known, do my own laundry, groom my own pets, and buy my clothes lightly used online.

While there may be an exception somewhere, every woman I've known offers very Iittle other than her sexuality. It isn't deceptive to look around and assess the juice is not worth the squeeze outside of casual sex based relationships.

We didn't create modernity but we do have to navigate around it.

madriverdog · 2020-11-26T18:11:38+00:00

Cooking is not hard if you aren’t complaining while you cook.

Thinkingman21 · 2020-11-26T19:53:41+00:00

Bro once we design dolls the way we want and they walk. Its game over

kakramer1211 · 2020-11-26T17:49:43+00:00

If you choose things to eat with simplicity and flavor, you can have a relaxing and enjoyable day with friends. Honest to God, leftovers can be better than the main event too. If you are truly thankful for your life as it is don't forget to thank a Veteran. they sacrificed their comfort for you to have yours. Even in a shitty year like this one, it only serves to make me even MORE aware of who gave me this gift. Thank you Lord.

CodeDiscombobulated1 · 2020-11-26T16:24:59+00:00

fun fact: its hard for them because of their biological limits

Chimimouryou27 · 2020-11-26T18:07:58+00:00

It really is amazing to me the disconnect between what women see work as and what men do. Cooking dinner is the shit I do AFTER a full day's work. On a day off I might make something that takes some time but whatever it's enjoyable. If even THAT is too much for them they are clearly pathetic and not suited for work.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-11-26T16:53:47+00:00

of course !!!!!! its like women complaining to do some chores in the house like laundry when it takes like ten minutes of your day

and their husband equivalent is to work full time at his job, but somehow it is too hard on her she is oppressed

i think there is a clear settled science made on a consensus that the gene of whining and complaining all day long is on the second x chromosome

it would make a great meme ;)

not_a_belieber · 2020-11-26T22:47:42+00:00

This is the truth - I hired a caterer to assist with a 30 person party (for "a big number") and I was done cooking far sooner than I thought. I asked them to chop up the food and serve it quickly whilst hot.

When they said "ah, Mr Sir, all the food is gone. What do we do?" I told them to make sure the drinks are cold and bring drinks to anyone that looks near empty. Best damn party.

J_CMHC · 2020-11-26T23:39:32+00:00

Housework is incredibly easy, we have machines to wash our dishes for us and vacuums aren't heavy. Feminism has created a bachelor nation and the bachelor nation has awakened men to the fact that much of what women whine about is frivolous.

medic2172 · 2020-11-27T00:40:09+00:00

I've been told by a female coworker and friend I cook better than most women she knows. Cooking isn't difficult with planning and preparation.

Edge-Lord0000 · 2020-11-27T00:57:42+00:00

Well funny thing is the women sat their ass on the couch this year while I was installing a leveling kit and a cat back exhaust system on my brother-in-laws truck, he cooked the thanksgiving dinner, and my dad was helping my nephew with a school project.. what did the women do? Absolutely FUCK ALL I swear women are absolutely useless 😂

UltimaterializerX · 2020-11-26T18:21:36+00:00

I enjoy cooking big meals, but meal timing is legitimately difficult for me. I always get something done too early.

YTIFHK675 · 2020-11-26T19:25:58+00:00

I swear, if they don't whine/nag, they'll suffocate or something.

frikabg · 2020-11-26T23:44:08+00:00

Wait wait wait.... These women are complaining and bitching on THANKSGIVING?!? Doesn't that strike you as fucked up? I mean... I am not American and maybe i don't know what Thanksgiving is all about but... I am probably not!

hotpeppersauce · 2020-11-26T23:45:13+00:00

I'm not sure you need to be a former meth head to enjoy Jager and red bull...

tropicislandexplorer · 2020-11-27T02:17:28+00:00

"I SLAVE OVER A HOT STOVE, and all you do is watch TV"(and work, pay bills, open jars, fix the shit you break, move shit that's too heavy for you, go places you want to go, act like I like your family, don't complain when you just lay there during sex, listen to your endless screeching....)

TJCasperson · 2020-11-27T04:45:01+00:00

The cooking part is never hard. It’s the cleaning up part that is.

OhioDiver · 2020-11-27T09:01:41+00:00

Cooking is easy, boring is to do the dishes, god bless the dishwasher !

siemsu · 2020-11-27T00:07:24+00:00

Incredible bro!!!

Title	Utterly useless.......
Author	Wide-Brick
Upvotes	317
Comments	64
Date	November 26, 2020 2:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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