What will it be boys?

accidentalskulling · 2017-05-15T10:16:59+00:00

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SamCasey98 · 2017-05-15T10:27:51+00:00

The dumb cunt thinks nobody figured this out before it sprung into her brain?

Kornstar04 · 2017-05-15T10:16:39+00:00

The escorts I've banged seemed very pleasant and level headed. There are always fleshlights too.
Sorry self entitled bitches, the game is up. Shaming hasn't worked so it's just plain confrontation now, "you need us, fuck us dammit!!" lmao!

leafbutter · 2017-05-15T11:13:50+00:00

What a classy lady, marriageable material right there. U go gurl!

If I'm going to stick my dick in crazy, might as well pick an escort. They're guaranteed to leave and they can't take alimony.

Escorts vs Cock Carousel

The only people I feel bad for is OP's past, present, and future boyfriends. Those poor Beta Bucks.

gerdfaolan · 2017-05-15T10:33:18+00:00

Lol, my fleshlight is better than my ex gfs vagina. I fapped to come, really, because her vagina wasnt tight enough. Whats the point of sex if I have to fap. And whats the point of gf when theres no good sex. Goddamn Im a philisopher /s

Mazzic518 · 2017-05-15T10:17:33+00:00

I got a fleshlight.

CDaKidd · 2017-05-15T11:42:37+00:00

This reminds me of a saying. "Although the pussy be itchin, sometimes the hand is better than the bitchin".

bonusfruit · 2017-05-15T11:50:14+00:00

The sex bots will certainly throw a wrench in this equation

aaronimpact · 2017-05-15T10:58:05+00:00

The great thing about porno magazines is, I don't have to listen to the naked women talk.

Notabuster · 2017-05-15T12:42:19+00:00

This is western women in a nutshell

bastardstepchild · 2017-05-15T15:05:41+00:00

Married 15 years here - besides the first year (if that) you'll be dealing with her shit AND getting nothing but your hand. And she'll be pissed off if she finds out about that, too.

2017-05-15T13:43:30+00:00

I don't deal with terrorists.

feedmecarrots · 2017-05-15T10:31:04+00:00

It is not good policy to respond to threats.

ransay3277 · 2017-05-15T14:18:15+00:00

Her attitude and tats are trying to be edgy, but all I see is single mom.

OneLoneSoul · 2017-05-15T13:26:25+00:00

I was having a discussion along this line with a fellow MGTOW friend and had a great laugh with this pearl of wisdom he shared. He said, "Now why would I want to masturbate in some women's birth canal when my hand fits better and I don't have to buy it anything." I fell out laughing at this one!

BloodyNightWing · 2017-05-15T12:07:34+00:00

When your fleshlight is used up and becoming loose, you buy another one. Same one goes for nasty loose women.

BoredAndSuicidal · 2017-05-15T13:17:44+00:00

She's flat as fuck.

4169726f6e · 2017-05-15T14:01:21+00:00

The Robots are coming.

goadsaid · 2017-05-15T15:53:32+00:00

Fundamentally, the reason I feel a visceral, genuine hatred for women with this attitude is this - she only has this demeanor under the perfect set of disgusting circumstances:

She's (currently) young enough and thin enough to have this attitude.
She's in a country where the people she's flipping off protect her from getting physically harmed/ stoned for this type of behavior.
She's projecting "bold" in your face confidence yet is clearly in a room, alone, with a camera protected from any social backlash - therefore it's fake.
She's pointlessly championing negativity by leveraging youth and beauty. (It's no different than some billionaire harassing/ crushing some small business owner who isn't even his competition for fun. Only people would shame that guy with "you don't have to be a dick just because you have money". Well, she doesn't have to act like a cunt just because she can and, in fact, will likely be fat and ugly quite soon.).. especially with those stupid tattoos and chewed up fingernails

587Boat · 2017-05-15T11:37:19+00:00

Put your money in your other hand and change girlfriends.

Cicuta · 2017-05-15T11:47:33+00:00

Women are like those brilliantly colored poisonous frogs in the Amazon: Pretty to look at but deadly to touch.

gods_bones · 2017-05-15T12:15:28+00:00

Our hands are actually good at fucking, unlike you. I'll take the hand.

FridgeCape · 2017-05-15T12:31:22+00:00

She's acting as if women don't want sex just as much as men. Both parties would miss out tbh, not just the men.

Teflon0819 · 2017-05-15T13:05:27+00:00

See, they've become so complacent with themselves that they can't even fathom the scenario where men actually do stop dealing with them.

A scenario they are gravely ill-prepared to deal with.

Albacorewing · 2017-05-15T13:01:17+00:00

My hand is better than time in prison on a false rape accusation.

geocitiesuser · 2017-05-15T13:49:57+00:00

As if she gives any non chad access anyway. So it's kind of ironic. Can't take away from someone what they don't have.

dirtydog113 · 2017-05-15T14:57:33+00:00

Well at least my hand wont cheat on me while I am away at work,and then want half the stuff I worked my arse off for.

ManIsWalking · 2017-05-15T17:07:04+00:00

As funny as it sounds, my hand has given me better sex than any of the women I've ever been with. It allows me to "be with" any woman I want, and I get off in record time so I can go back to whatever I was doing.

Plus my hand doesn't smell like fucking low tide on a hot day....

justicecantakeanap · 2017-05-15T12:08:23+00:00

hand it is

TheocFetoh · 2017-05-15T14:14:53+00:00

waiting for sexbots

errday we closer

buster2209 · 2017-05-15T16:26:46+00:00

The levels of crazy vary from woman to woman yet she has many red flags;

1 - Shitty, easily seen tattoo

2 - Naked so she likes to attention whore

3 - 'Grrl power' flipping the bird

4 - Bitch resting cunt face

You'd have to be an idiot to go near her

silive · 2017-05-15T13:19:47+00:00

Actually, we do not have to deal with you ever. Here are your best options sex-wise sorted from the cheapest to the most expensive:
1. Porn + fleshlight
2. Massage parlors
3. Sex tourism to countries where prostitution is legal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_by_country#South_America
4. Pump & Dump /way too much effort, expense and risk for very mediocre returns. Leave it to simps & chads.

realChebz · 2017-05-15T14:27:23+00:00

Look at this entitled narcissistic cunt. Probably haven't never heard 'no' for an answer and had her entire life handed to her by every male in the vicinity. No wonder she deplores men at this point, we are "below her". It sucks because we both know she will ruin more men's lives before she hits the wall. And even then some beta buck will pick her up and marry her

knightwhosaysneet · 2017-05-15T15:41:09+00:00

Hand. Plus, I can add nice smelling lotion that will give a way better after-scent than their dirty ass pussy.

2017-05-15T10:26:52+00:00

I like this MGTOW version better, but wasn't this originally a Flat Earth Society meme?

801735 · 2017-05-15T13:23:35+00:00

Vamos, mi Amor! Te quiero PUTA! (Rammstein press)

ProfThadBach · 2017-05-15T14:18:23+00:00

Nope. My hand is just fine.

mckenzie_friend_au · 2017-05-15T10:51:56+00:00

As my mate stinky says, "Fuck it! You don't understand, I make love to my hand. So I don't need you, honey! I beat my dick like it owes me money! So, fuck it.

inspiron3000 · 2017-05-15T10:54:18+00:00

Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

boringcarpets · 2017-05-15T11:27:24+00:00

Tenga

mr_nepotism · 2017-05-15T12:17:11+00:00

Just give it a few years and she'll be begging for a man to deal with her shit. That middle finger will go down and her ring finger will go up, and the breast implants will go in. Just thank the cuck that's willing to take one for the team.

NotNormal2 · 2017-05-15T12:32:49+00:00

it's the excessive environmental phyto estrogen mimickers (from the plastics and chemicals) that's adding to the hormonal disruption in modern wimen and causing them to behave more emotionally than their past sistren.

Mini_Bot · 2017-05-15T14:50:33+00:00

Celibate monks and priests have existed before. So why wouldn't we do the same thing? Except instead of doing it for religion, we're doing it because you're all a bunch of psychos.

Vidar34 · 2017-05-15T16:29:38+00:00

Right hand, or left hand? Or maybe I'll just buy a shitload of different fleshlights, and have all the relevant parts of a harem instead. All the pussy without any of the crazy, and since to pussy is artificial, it won't have any STD's.

goddeadis · 2017-05-15T19:09:17+00:00

Hand it is!!

dashingmuttdawg · 2017-05-15T11:40:46+00:00

*spits in own hand.

Muginns · 2017-05-15T14:22:07+00:00

Just no.

Rescuedbeta · 2017-05-15T15:50:00+00:00

No thanks, only a fool would come between the government and one of its women.

PinHunter65 · 2017-05-15T16:17:34+00:00

Haha why would we go back to our hand when we can have one night flings whenever we want? We dont need to put up with you for pussy, you give it out like water.

New_User1984 · 2017-05-15T16:19:10+00:00

She must have left her tits behind her other snarky sign

rtmlex · 2017-05-15T17:26:09+00:00

Fleshlight. And porn with far better looking women

DeusExMaximum · 2017-05-15T20:30:38+00:00

Which one feels more real?

General_Fear · 2017-05-15T20:36:46+00:00

Sex robots and artificial wombs can't come fast enough.

Darukoaus · 2017-05-15T23:19:53+00:00

Or option 3: women who aren't fuckups with enough neuroses to fill a new chapter in the DSM.

Toffifee_BeiFjong · 2017-05-16T10:32:02+00:00

Small boobs, trashy, feminist. My hands a 10 compared to this cunt.

Also; prostitutes, escorts, realdolls, Thailand, fleshlights and coming soon sex-bots. Yeah, you lost.

AiKi69 · 2017-05-16T22:53:07+00:00

NO THANKS!!! I married an Asian foreign woman.

I get sex on demand. She is a good person. She cleans and is always happy to make me a sandwich. She's honest and loyal to me. She takes care of our kids. Divorce is taboo in her original society. Why the heck would I want a woman like you? Why would any sane man?

DPSFail · 2017-05-15T17:25:25+00:00

You know what they say. "Talk to the hand".

ddiogenesofsinope · 2017-05-15T20:16:03+00:00

FLESHLIGHT

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MaraxHooves · 2017-05-15T10:29:09+00:00

... oh wait, you're picking your hand? Then get ready for a lot of loser accusations and gay slurs because I'm fresh out.

Cuisinart_Killa · 2017-05-15T15:35:51+00:00

I'll go to Thailand and get a wife instead.

indus360 · 2017-05-15T15:38:51+00:00

for those that just have to have the female touch and having their rods sucked and rode on a regular basis just be careful. know the basics - no marriage,no cohabitation with,or breeding with these wretches and don't put them number one in your life. the first sign they start giving you shit either cut it off with them right then and there or wait and see how it fairs out. if it improves significantly in a reasonable amount of time keep having fun with them BUT be looking for other replacements once their bitchiness returns with a vengeance. 2 or 3 months is about the life of a relationship anyhow. after that most become too intolerable to be around and ..... that's also when some of them stop putting out as much. only a weak de balled man stays with a woman that doesn't put out at least 5 days a week and easily twice during those days. be honest with yourselves - without the nookie what does a modern day woman have to offer? nurturance? please. lol a feminine demeanor? no. not hardly. most are very domineering and unfeminine nowadays. get what you can get from them and once they start shit testing you on a regular basis move forward with your life. don't waste your time with a long drawn out explanation either.

razeus · 2017-05-15T15:59:12+00:00

That also means I keep my money in my hands as well.

TigPlaze · 2017-05-15T16:10:29+00:00

Worthless, trashy, tattooed whore. Fucking your hand or a dip stick is definitely better.

IrateChief · 2017-05-15T16:39:51+00:00

Yeah no I'm good

Mr-Potz · 2017-05-15T17:16:02+00:00

Never stick your dick in crazy

Mefic_vest · 2017-05-15T17:19:12+00:00

That crazy juice just isn’t worth the squeeze. Sorry, but with that attitude I’ll be running in the opposite direction, thanks.

starBux_Barista · 2017-05-15T19:32:12+00:00

All mgtows that that nothing to do with women I recommend getting a "Fleshlight"

yellow_black · 2017-05-15T20:03:07+00:00

Fuck you, bitch. Young prostitutes are where it's at. They are pleasant and give you sex and you pay them and then they fuck off, which reminds me to tell you that the only 3 words I have for you are also, fuck off, goodbye, because we don't want you.

hollybegin · 2017-05-15T20:10:50+00:00

What about....NO?

Dertotenkraut · 2017-05-15T20:52:06+00:00

I will do without. Sincerely,

Pilot-manlet

0rsus · 2017-05-15T21:34:00+00:00

Yeah I'll stick with ol' faithful.

plutosheen · 2017-05-15T23:19:48+00:00

This dumb cunt has no foresight. Give her another 5 years when she's looking for a provider and she'll regret this picture.

I-am-the-lul · 2017-05-16T01:03:29+00:00

Wait until the sexbots become available. :D

Samsam_Momo · 2017-05-16T01:18:32+00:00

Fleshlights and escorts, problem solved. ;)

ReekFirstOfHisName · 2017-05-16T01:42:32+00:00

THE PILE!

93402 · 2017-05-16T04:21:21+00:00

Ill take you one or two ++ nights than dump you depending on how bad the BS got.

DarthCallidous · 2017-05-16T06:30:08+00:00

No I don't, I don't have to deal with you at all.

CaptainStardust · 2017-05-16T06:34:23+00:00

She looks like a guy.

syd-heich · 2017-05-16T09:55:26+00:00

They will go back to fucking their fingers instead of a cock so much for an upgrade

MGTOWR · 2017-05-16T13:51:35+00:00

No. Actually, we don't have to deal with you. Enjoy your vibrator & cats

sowerofash · 2017-05-17T01:06:57+00:00

Don't worry. You'll be dealt with.

Dank_Meems · 2017-05-17T18:41:21+00:00

LOL my hand does it better anyways. It doesn't just lay there then expect me to buy it shit afterwards.

OrionCentauri · 2017-05-28T09:18:31+00:00

Won't have to put up with their retardation once synthetic humanoid sex bots are a thing.

wrizz · 2017-10-22T20:18:51+00:00

And we get to use that hand to fap to you and your amateur porn vids -Males

realChebz · 2017-05-15T14:27:23+00:00

Look at this entitled narcissistic cunt. Probably haven't never heard 'no' for an answer and had her entire life handed to her by every male in the vicinity. No wonder she deplores men at this point, we are "below her". It sucks because we both know she will ruin many more men's lives before she hits the wall. And even then some beta buck will pick her up and marry her

realChebz · 2017-05-15T14:27:23+00:00

Look at this entitled narcissistic cunt. Probably haven't never heard 'no' for an answer and had her entire life handed to her by every male in the vicinity. No wonder she deplores men at this point, we are "below her". It sucks because we both know she will ruin many more men's lives before she hits the wall. And even then some beta buck will pick her up and marry her

pahnkayx · 2017-05-15T16:03:59+00:00

Wellp. I've never met anybody who can touch me better than I can.

SurrealMentality · 2017-05-15T17:13:55+00:00

Hand.

Luce_Bree · 2017-05-15T17:14:10+00:00

No, we don't actually. But thanks!

Title	What will it be boys?
Author	PabloEscoba
Upvotes	260
Comments	149
Date	May 15, 2017 10:12 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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