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Harsh life lesson. Hopefully she will learn it but not counting on it.
[–]Fucrem145 points146 points147 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I bet she will not.
[–]beepingclownshoes161 points162 points163 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
She probably #metoo’d the monkey.
[–]ideserveall78 points79 points80 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The patriarchy made the monkeys do it.
[–]ass-my-eat24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fling those turds monkeys!
[–]everythingisatoms79 points80 points81 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’ll say it’s the monkey’s fault, never hers.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never. She'll be blaming the guide and every man nearby, especially her BF if a sucker is close by
[–]cornu639 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(#)iwasattacked probably
[–]MrBluePill114 points115 points116 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess, lawsuit successful.
[–]esteban1337[S] 112 points113 points114 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The monkeys ear raped me!!! 😭
[–]joylover726 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What was her actual reaction though? And what happened after? Did your cousin get to say “I told you”?
[–]TemplarPhilosopher36 points37 points38 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Basis of the lawsuit, "the management of the tour NEVER warned her about NOT using shiny EARRINGS". A win for her, a lose for business. The geocentric and White Knights courts would come to her defense because the patriarchy oppressive establishment failed to protect the defenseless whamen from the wild animals. Additional economic resources for her thot life. 💰💰💰
[–]Sr_Nunes17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good part is .. not USA. We're talking Africa, here.. "Tough luck, woman!"
(Or so I want to imagine. The fuss, will always be, anyway)
[–]Niggatonic29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lawsuit? apparently you glossed over the part where the story takes place in africa lmfao. i doubt they are as litigious as the US. even if this took place in the US theres no way she would be winning any civil suits from an incident like this. she clearly took her own risks after being specifically warned not to so she took liability for what happened
[–]TheRabbitTunnel8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My man, he was simply stating that the legal system is heavily biased towards women. Saying "lawsuit won" was just a quick way to say that.
[–]Niggatonic0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i guess i took it too literally lol
[–]xkulp81 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If there's any sort of legal system she'll be told, "We have animals here that consider you food. Deal with it."
Besides, they would tend to side with the tour groups anyway, as they're the ones actually in the country producing revenue.
[–]ssbmrai4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nah, she probably signed a waiver
[–]Niggatonic3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
africa doesnt have waivers sir
[–]john2123296 points97 points98 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My friend got to go swimming with sea turtles. The lady in charge said just one rule: no touching the sea turtles, else they will fear people and it will ruin it for everyone. Some woman in her 40s pet a sea turtle. The turtles got scared and dove deep so they couldn’t be seen anymore. Everyone yelled at the stupid woman who ruined the whole experience for everyone.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr81 points82 points83 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the woman will be angry at those complaining because :
- "I just wanted to touch one!"
- "Don't tell me what I can't do!"
- "It's your fault, not mine!"
A woman never takes responsibility, it doesn't exist.
[–]PorkBomber71 points72 points73 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Lol is it any wonder when everybody and their mother is screaming, "Girl power!", "You go girl!!" 24/7? Girls today are growing up in an environment that constantly caters and panders to them. They are put on pedestal since their birth and treated as superior to men. The societal conditioning is way too gynocentric and fucked up at this point. Combine that with women's nature which is already childlike and you get a lot of spoiled princesses.
[–]IDDQD4Life46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Princess Syndrome"
Why should a Princess listen to a filthy peasant like a tour guide/biologist. She clearly knows better because SHE'S A PRINCESS!!!!
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This environment is why women have the mentality of a child. The vast majority of women never see any actual hardships, they get bailed out because they're women.
To the modern woman, the worst experience she can expect is breaking up and finding ten options already messaging her within the hour. She can't be homeless, a dozen people will offer it for free, she can't go hungry, she just has to "date".
[–]PorkBomber17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This environment is why women have the mentality of a child.
Women inherently have a childlike mentality. The current environment just amplifies it to an unprecedented degree.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The environment enables it. I'm sure everyone here knows at least 2 women who spent their lives in an infantilized state, baby talking their way and fake crying whenever they see adversity
[–]ATPResearch0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you seriously never seen a homeless woman?
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have. But a thousand homeless men for every woman.
[–]Gregor__Mortis3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Well behaved women rarely make history" Yeah no shit. Most people dont make history. But insane people do sometimes.
[–]scotch-and-hookers 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easy to just avoid them. Hardly go on tours when I’m traveling and if I do... I tend to choose smaller groups or private tours.
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[–]Apaullo3547 points48 points49 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think that means necklaces.
[–]vector563349 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol dumb cunt.
[–]bk683048 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Women can't respect rules
But they want you to respect THEIR rules.
[–]IDDQD4Life22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*rules subject to change at any time and without prior notice. Ignorance of the rules is not a defense. Rules that are in contradiction such as, "you need to make more money" and "you spend too much time at work," are not actually contradictory and you are breaking several rules by falsely asserting so.
[–]bk68308 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
(Slow clap)
[–]oneregulardude 27 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol all the way, yea ive seen a couple women pay for their childish behaviors of ”but i dont wanna”. Women seem to think that when ever us men tell them something for their own good its becaue we are tryng to opress them. Everything has to be a fucking oppression thing with them.
[–]randomfire90 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because that's what they do to other women to control/manipulate them, so they assume you're trying to do the same thing to them.
[–]livingyeet14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Served her right.
[–]extremeZ-TOWN10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You reap what you sow my friend.
[–]binrobinro8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You reap what you sow, you sow.
[–]extremeZ-TOWN2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheers lad
[–]1st10Amendments9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lipstick on a pig.
[–]IoSonCalaf8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pearls before swine
[–]Loban89909 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good. You were warned. Younchose not to listen. Accept the consequences.
[–]TheRealF00l6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least it has a happy ending.
[–]loldave875 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
karma :)
[–]NickPRivers5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They want to be equal, but within a "no consequence, no accountability" environment. I see it every day that I ride my bike through the city/trails. Many women will see me coming (I having flashing lights, front and back, at all times, both day and night), and not only refuse to give me room to pass but will sometimes (unconsciously?) move MORE within my path. Like they're challenging me to *almost* hit them. Men will 99% give way, and I say a breathless, panting "thank you" every time.
[–]The3Percenterz1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIS. Be me. Paris France 2012 March. Biker on bike path was moving fast and HE was in the bike lane. 2 THOTS WERE ACTUALLY not on the sidewalk but IN the bike path! He took a nasty fall and it looked horrible. He cussed them out in French, nobody did SHIT to the women. Unreal.
[–]SSPXarecatholic4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
*people
People in general are shit at following instructions. But I'm sure this will farm downvotes for being contrary lol
[–]r80014 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Serves the bitch right, what else can be said...
[–]SomePigeon1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The title implies all women are like that
[–]Stumplestiltzkin1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Didn't you know that the actions of one woman represent the entire sex?
Not men though. We're all individuals.
[–]SomePigeon-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i UnDerStaNd fRienD tHankS fOr eNligHteNinG mE
[–]_____ape_____2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whateva, I'll do what I wa.. NO MONKEY NO STOP AAHHHH
[–]BringBackOsama0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How does this relate to mgtow? Is this just a women hating sub?
[–]frankgold1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...
[–]jenovajunkie1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most women, what am I saying, practically all of them don't respect anything, but other women; and that's a maybe.
[–]Uruke0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least they didn't eat her face off.
[–]blueablaze0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Metooed the monkey?
[–]ieatTidepodz0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This does put a smile on my face :)
[–]thats0K0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
gotta make sure you look good even in the middle of the fucking jungle! dumbass.
[–]greggfrank0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love stories like this
[–]SpaceDude570 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FUCK YEAH! This post made me happy
[–]VincenteVega0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're all princesses who have to been told they can do whatever they want and that nobody should tell them when to do.
[–]GoHurtMyFeelings0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Did a white knight come to her rescue and beat up the monkey?
[–]SnowMan8780 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based monkeys
[–]MarcusAurileus700 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Patriarchy controls nature.....
/s
[–]hakoonamatata90 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good. Dumb bitch needed to be put in her place.
[–]commander_zoidberg 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll never forget that day in high school when these two disgusting black hood rat bitches started fighting and the one girl ripped these stupid big hoop earrings right out of the other girls ears. I was shocked how much blood spurted out. It went everywhere!
[–]jack_napier690 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
to be fair this has more to do with being idiotic than with being a woman
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's probably blaming the monkeys and the guide.
[–]ghebert0010 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They CAN respect rules, when it's convenient for them to do so.
[–]Devil_Nights0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rules are respected when the rules directly benefit them.
[–]artographic0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turdflingingmonkey ripped them off haha
[–]Zilo880 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
About a year ago, there was a news story about a woman who was mad at her boyfriend, so she got out of the car on a nature preserve/park. Got mauled by a tiger, apparently.
[+]pedrogasjar-11 points-10 points-9 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
So the animals hate shiny stuff so she shouldn’t wear it but they also love shiny stuff and went after her?
[–]46-61-62-53[🍰] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
The animals can spot shiny stuff from further away.
The ones who dislike humans will keep their distance, so you won't see what you paid to see. The ones who like shiny stuff and don't dislike humans will come and try to take it from you.
[–]them1lfman4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Monkeys are a bit different than other animals in that their curiosity will lead them to investigate rather than run.
I went to a monkey habitat and witnessed monkeys snatch my friends glasses case with his ray band in them. For monkeys no means no doesn’t mean shit, if they want something they’re going to try to get it.
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[–]binrobinro2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unlike you.
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[–]bob_spinfuser 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont know jack about monkeys. But a cursory look through Google shows that monkeys are indeed attracted to shiny objects, and are known to steal them from humans.
Just saying.
[–]MGTOWrath2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you friggin braindead or were you just born brain damaged? Have you ever been around an animal, like EVER, in your entire life? They're going into the fucking jungle, retard. You know, that place where LOTS of different animals live? Some run away, some fly away, some climb up trees, some hide underground, and some get close enough to grab your stuff and make off like a bandit. And some eat people. Monkeys in particular are known for being vicious and also for stealing shiny objects. Jesus, you are stupid. Go to a fucking zoo sometime and read the plaques at least, dumbfuck.
[–]jrpark050 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I believe it. Monkeys can be very aggressive. I was on a hike in China, and throughout the hike these monkeys would fall out of the trees and from the side, and would paw our bags, pockets, anything we were holding, and try to steal the items.
On that day I bet at least two hundred attempted to do that to us. It was a long hike. LOL
[+]i_hate_android_p-24 points-23 points-22 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Subtle hint of racism
[–]Hairy_knuckels3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That better be just a trashy joke or you're uneducated.
[–]i_hate_android_p1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trash joke
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Harsh life lesson. Hopefully she will learn it but not counting on it.
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