Yearly reminder to avoid this kind

theWillpowerEngine · 2017-12-31T21:04:19+00:00

Trade your Lexus, your house, half your net worth and half your income for the next 20 years now! In exchange you get herpes, bitchiness from a slut that resents you, intermittent access to a ruined vagina, and a 50-gallon drum of emotional problems.

...

Why aren't millennials getting married?! I don't get it! Reee!

DilateTRESDOPE · 2017-12-31T21:07:09+00:00

Surely there's some drug dealers who drive a Lexus. OR a Cadillac Eldorado at the very least.

Stand strong princess, you'll get your knight in shining mid-range car shortly.

mongolian_usa · 2017-12-31T22:52:02+00:00

You also have to be insanely hot to be a trophy wife. She never was and never will be that.

Kenny-Man · 2018-01-01T00:42:42+00:00

She’s not even a participation trophy.

Avyctes · 2017-12-31T23:19:33+00:00

Avoid every last one of these sacks of shit. They are bottomless pits of emotional and financial need who give nothing back in return. Walk the fuck away.

Rollbar359 · 2017-12-31T22:30:30+00:00

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maggot_brain79 · 2018-01-01T01:55:12+00:00

Funny how this caption could also be replaced with:

When the damage of riding the CC for 12-15 years finally hits and you realize the wall is straight ahead and your accelerator is stuck.

Arby's, anyone?

BokehClasses · 2018-01-01T00:08:15+00:00

You need to be either a virgin or a literal 10/10 to be a trophy. Sorry!

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-12-31T22:53:20+00:00

When a woman realizes she can't have it all

balancedben · 2018-01-01T00:32:12+00:00

Wrong. Once she's been with guys like that she's not worthy of a good guy. Women like this might as well become outright prostitutes or commit suicide.

allala93 · 2017-12-31T22:57:06+00:00

Trophy wife. It is to laugh.

mgtowthrow1996 · 2017-12-31T23:47:01+00:00

Trophy wife to an incel maybe kek

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2017-12-31T21:01:25+00:00

Bitch, you just outed yourself.

butbutbuttwhat · 2017-12-31T22:15:29+00:00

/u/throwaway1122334456x

I found your ex! XD XD XD

Fyodor007 · 2018-01-01T00:05:01+00:00

Worst trophy ever.

Teflon0819 · 2017-12-31T23:47:35+00:00

She looks like she is far from being a trophy wife.

NotTheFace666 · 2018-01-01T02:19:09+00:00

Trophy? Maybe if I harpoon this whale and hang her up on my mantle.

notacrookatall · 2018-01-01T01:18:34+00:00

This is very disturbing and all, but my interests lie in how these type of people are produced and how common this is (and from my experience it's the norm). How the hell can someone grow up to be so shitty? She has to be in her late twenties and that should be plenty of time to have matured. This is very ominous.

HeirloomBallslinger · 2018-01-01T01:37:36+00:00

N A R C I S S I S M

toysjoe · 2018-01-01T03:14:05+00:00

Chin up buttercup.

It’s already too late for you so feel free to go back to your drug addicts.

ransay3277 · 2017-12-31T23:42:33+00:00

Sorry guys... But any guy who marries her deserves everything that comes his way.

coryandtrevorforever · 2018-01-01T00:12:19+00:00

M'lady could obviously get with any guy she wanted. When he sees her roastie he'll just assume he took a wrong turn and ended up at Arby's. She'll be parking her toastie-roastie in the driver's seat of a new Lexus in no time.

ManIsWalking · 2018-01-01T00:31:44+00:00

Maybe it's your face being all scrunched up from fake crying (which looks well rehearsed btw). But I have to say, hun. You look well over the age to be trophy wife material anyways.

Guess you better stick with the hoodrats sweety.

cmdralpha · 2018-01-01T00:42:06+00:00

Someone ordered a NAWALT here she is boys /s

MGTOWManofMystery · 2018-01-01T01:53:48+00:00

What's really tragic to me is, she could work hard, make sacrifices and eventually make enough money to buy those things. Nothing is stopping her. She could keep fucking Chad and Tyrone to her heart's content (until they lose interest in her as she ages).

However, she reverts to being devious and appropriating those goods from beta men.

Lifeboatinthedark · 2018-01-01T02:13:17+00:00

Yeah, Last Place Trophy

2018-01-01T00:44:48+00:00

Why PRETEND to be a trophy YF when she can just go be an old hag like media and her favorite websites tell her is all the rage nowadays? I'm assuming if she's even seeking any sort of clarification on this issue, then she's noticing options in guys SHE wants slowly drying up. With age, look for that cycle over and over again and think "Last Laugh". Makes life sadly comical that way..

hodltaco · 2018-01-01T01:11:58+00:00

Says EVERY hot chick approaching the wall.

Graypube88 · 2018-01-01T02:52:28+00:00

Men tend to place a higher value on womens' true social status just because she's a 7 or 8. But in reality she just like or even lower in status than the type of dudes she craves or lusts over.

lllllllll-lllllllll · 2018-01-01T03:21:23+00:00

This has to be a joke

iWorkoutBefore4am · 2018-01-01T09:49:49+00:00

If you’re any sex and dating a drug addict and or felon you need to re-evaluate your life.

XxCool_UsernamexX · 2018-01-01T11:52:29+00:00

thats the thing. in order to not be broke you have to either work for things yourself or lose the excitement you have and drop the shitty bad boy and/or chadlites and marry a sub8 betabux. tough choice aint it sweetheart

bartmichaelds · 2017-12-31T23:42:26+00:00

the 'female' kind

nofilmynofucky · 2017-12-31T21:47:27+00:00

*until landing a beta who I can cuck

MrBallsackEyes · 2018-01-01T04:13:37+00:00

You cannot, under any circumstances, turn a whore into a housewife. This dumb cunt deserves to die alone with 20 cats, and I hope nobody is dumb enough to put a ring on that diseased finger.

paigethylamine · 2018-01-01T04:13:38+00:00

hehehehehe yeah we can "date" hahahahahahaha

DrRedPaint · 2018-01-01T06:05:27+00:00

the wall spares no one

commander_zoidberg · 2018-01-01T08:03:54+00:00

Be glad you could get her to agree to a Lexus. Those I can fix. Mercedes or BMW? That's a trip to the dealer with a tub of Vaseline and a change of underwear... Try explaining that to a woman though.

24todeath · 2018-01-01T08:08:58+00:00

Im just drunk. Happy new year

Nevek_Green · 2018-01-01T08:28:38+00:00

I wish trophy husband was an option. Wrong universe I suppose.

lauris652 · 2018-01-01T12:53:19+00:00

Ffs lexus?

oldrunnerguy · 2018-01-01T14:29:40+00:00

A pretty good synopsis of 99% of the women that all of the sudden would take interest in me, when I was in my late 20s, now that their life was totally screwed up. I was married to one of them for over 20 years and could never meet their standards even though they were the one pushing for marriage and also they were the one expecting me to accept all their deficiencies. Lesson learned!!!!

moospot · 2018-01-01T14:42:07+00:00

Aww poor thing. It’s got to be so hard for her. /s

6tfcxdr54eszaw32q1 · 2018-01-01T15:16:22+00:00

Shows this creature cares nothing for the environment. She wants the guy with the most expensive gas guzzling air polluter. How about a thug that rides the light rail?

down_vote_militia · 2018-01-01T20:54:45+00:00

I think her trophy days are behind her.

New_User1984 · 2018-01-01T23:51:32+00:00

In order to be a trophy wife you need to be a trophy first. Not have 3 chins.

NotMyWomen · 2018-01-01T08:31:35+00:00

This thing is not even a consolation prize.

FreeManIsFrank · 2018-01-01T17:27:01+00:00

Yearly reminder to avoid this kind

You mean just avoid women?

Title	Yearly reminder to avoid this kind
Author	TripleKNotToday
Upvotes	552
Comments	92
Date	December 31, 2017 8:55 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7naxos/yearly_reminder_to_avoid_this_kind/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/yearly-reminder-to-avoid-this-kind.517584 https://theredarchive.com/post/517584

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