You're not a simp, son

mr_c97 · 2020-07-03T14:43:16+00:00

Interesting that she bases her criteria for a relationship on a man, on the resources that the man has to offer; rather than the man himself as a human being.

Therefore, she is not interested in the man, only his resources in exchange for sex provided.

Ergo: A prostitute.

ThatBankTeller · 2020-07-03T14:52:05+00:00

king, if she's saying you must have a house and a job, there's 0 chance she's got a 9 month emergency fund (kind of high, IMO) and a real low DTI.

DisgruntledReddit007 · 2020-07-03T15:50:23+00:00

He should’ve said “I also require D-cups or bigger and a flat belly” because that’s just as rare as a man who is 6’+

Iuji_ · 2020-07-03T14:53:47+00:00

Hey, just to say, this is not oc, I'm not the guy who replied like that, I don't even use tinder and the likes, but I thought it would be appreciated here

h0pl1ta · 2020-07-03T15:27:59+00:00

why always more than 6ft? KEKW

learnfemalenature · 2020-07-03T16:37:24+00:00

Fuck being a plow-horse for a woman’s free ride

These-arent-my-pants · 2020-07-03T15:20:00+00:00

Feminist teeth knashing commences.

Noob_in_Dating · 2020-07-03T16:04:12+00:00

BTW,

Can anyone give me more (realistic) financial advice like this because 9 months cash reserve thing hit me because of the pandemic.

wokeaspie · 2020-07-03T18:32:07+00:00

OP posted an update

Seems to me that if you're looking like Sid from Ice Age you can't afford to be that choosey

MASTERoQUADEMAN · 2020-07-03T16:15:26+00:00

Folks on tinder looking for actual qualities instead of just a fling. Lel.

Whirrlz · 2020-07-03T18:26:40+00:00

If youre still into dating bs, just say youre 6ft anyway. They dont know the difference.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-03T14:50:43+00:00

Well played

MothToTheFlame225 · 2020-07-03T21:45:03+00:00

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brutalitymuffin · 2020-07-03T18:51:07+00:00

This is great. He might have mentioned BMI as well. I bet this short-circuited her bullshit immediately.

teelolws · 2020-07-03T19:56:22+00:00

r/tinder removed it, the OP followed up with this: http://imgur.com/a/xL552HN

AcevesElRey · 2020-07-03T21:26:45+00:00

Son you forgot to require a specific ass size.

StingRayFins · 2020-07-03T22:41:05+00:00

Must own a house

Must own a car

Must be over 6'

I wonder what she is offering?

anuriel1 · 2020-07-03T18:08:52+00:00

Just added judicial use of the comma to my requirements list.

MothToTheFlame225 · 2020-07-03T22:39:28+00:00

This is actually bumble, not tinder. But that's water under the bridge. lol

That guy must be decent-looking. The broads won't even match or message nowadays. Apparently, they have 500-1000+ likes to sort through, so if you ain't in the top 5-10%, you're SOL.

Good on OP for a smart comeback. Well done!

jackalhead · 2020-07-03T23:31:14+00:00

It's a travesty her response wasn't included in this meme.

badwifii · 2020-07-04T00:08:12+00:00

We NEED a part 2

Since16 · 2020-07-04T00:37:34+00:00

Lauren just knows her worth on this sinking ship you scrotes!

2020-07-04T00:50:06+00:00

Women's requirements tend to be things that men need to either go out and achieve (buy a house, land a 6 figure job), or things only genetics can control (be tall).

Men usually just want things women have to proactively fuck up to ruin (don't be fat, don't be a whore, don't be in a bunch of debt).

Like damn, if I have to be the top quintile across the board, can you at least take up casual jogging or something?

l0gic_is_life · 2020-07-04T01:13:00+00:00

Get. Fucking. Clapped.

2020-07-03T15:16:32+00:00

Bet she doesn't even know what d/i ratio even means.

RodRyansPoolCleaner · 2020-07-03T19:36:56+00:00

I guess I’m really bimpson yeah! Oh yeah !

WeekendCostcoGreeter · 2020-07-03T20:49:05+00:00

Damn only makes 30k a year?

30,000 x .2 = $6000. The max you can put into a Roth or traditional if you’re under the catch up age. Hell nah dude she can’t pay for shit.

pjabrony · 2020-07-03T22:14:02+00:00

Hmm...you think if I got implants this guy would go out with me?(I'm a dude)

bondcola007 · 2020-07-04T03:20:49+00:00

Haha, how did she respond?

KeepingItReal2020 · 2020-07-04T03:27:10+00:00

Women will require tangible things like a house, car, a good job, be tall, etc.

They will only ever CLAIM to offer non-tangible things like love, devotion, emotional support and so on. You know, things that a man would ALREADY put into a relationship.

FindingKeeping · 2020-07-04T04:08:32+00:00

D E L E T that cancerous app

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-07-04T06:53:29+00:00

What?!? No maximum weight requirements? That's the one that always pushing them over the edge. I'd say have a BMI of 22 or less. That's about 14 percentage of women just like 6 feet or taller is about 14 percent of men.

2020-07-04T08:58:08+00:00

You're a Simpson.

MrTT3 · 2020-07-04T11:28:56+00:00

kind of funny that beside the breast size which was probably put there for gag purpose, his demand is for her own good rather him

2020-07-04T15:44:31+00:00

If you are under 6 ft better hit the gym

Gigandeth · 2020-07-04T23:03:27+00:00

The 6ft is indoctrinationz why 6ft and not 5, 11 or 5,10 which is still tallee than the average?

Most women cannot even measure 6ft accurately because they are short and are always looking up!

sigma1932 · 2020-07-05T07:04:35+00:00

He forgot no kids, no taller than 5'4, and single-digit dress size.

2020-07-31T04:26:50+00:00

Good shit

lllllllmao · 2020-07-03T20:27:12+00:00

At least remove the watermark

You're not a simp, son

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Title	You're not a simp, son
Author	Iuji_
Upvotes	1313
Comments	138
Date	July 3, 2020 2:38 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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