Cheese is rank. I don't get what everyone sees in it. It smells and tastes exactly like off-milk, which is what it is.

The smell makes my stomach churn, and it's only barely edible when you slather it in spicy meat and god knows what in order to take the cheesy taste away.

WHATSMORE, you often choose to eat it covered in mould. Like. WTF!

When else do you eat mouldy food ? See something in the fridge that was originally yellow, and is now encrusted with white and green fuzz and think "Oooooh, yum. I'm going to dig into that mouldy chunk of food now"

This is mouldy, rancid, cows teat excretions... and it fucking tastes like it.

The world would be a better place without Cheese of any kind.

Everyone else on this planet is fucking crazy.