Epic clap back

Naryue · 2021-07-27T04:00:57+00:00

The irony, she called herself a bang maid.

KingFukBoiSlim · 2021-07-27T04:02:38+00:00

Sex doll is great at shutting the fuck up though.

Jugrnot8 · 2021-07-27T04:38:40+00:00

Ain't no sensible man dating this toad either

RealButterchu · 2021-07-27T17:43:56+00:00

You know what a sex doll also can’t do? Falsely accuse you of rape and ruin your life.

BlakeSteel · 2021-07-27T15:08:09+00:00

Man: Why do you need 12 dildos? Aren't I enough for you?

Woman: You really need to work on your insecurity!

Man: Hey, I just bought this really cool sex doll.

Woman: That's disgusting! You're such a pervert! That's basically cheating!

dec322 · 2021-07-28T01:26:27+00:00

Sex doll didn't take everythin u have when u gettin divorce nor do they playin victim card & they also not a feminist but feminine ...

no-adults-here · 2021-07-29T20:54:44+00:00

Certified cum dumpster right there ..

GyaradosDance · 2021-07-27T13:23:34+00:00

A female friend of mine was complaining to me of how hard it was to find someone out there.

I was like, "You have four options:

Have something interesting to say, stop being basic, flirt, and hand out your number because dating is a numbers game.
Go to a sperm bank. On one hand you get quality sperm, no more bad dates, no heartbreak. On the other hand, no romance, no wedding, no help, no one to blame but yourself. But at the end of the day, you have your kid.
Adopt a dog or cat. Get some form of affection and give love to another living creature for the next 15-ish years.
Do nothing, but stop complaining"

LateralThinker13 · 2021-07-29T16:48:59+00:00

Can you be as quiet as a sex doll?

Can you be as sexually available as a sex doll?

Can you be as low-maintenance as a sex doll?

I didn't think so. Bad logic is bad.

GingieMingie · 2021-07-29T18:45:20+00:00

My answers respectively:

No it can't, but I can cook.
I don't want kids, waste of time and money.
The day I was taught to use the washing machine (10 or 11yo, i think) I've done my own laundry.
Where I live is my home, I make my home where I live, you don't.

lance2005 · 2021-07-31T13:49:10+00:00

Hahahhaaha you killed her hahahhhaha

kfree313 · 2021-07-27T03:38:56+00:00

Chick told me I’m not going to be your maid cooking and cleaning for you . I left and now she’s inviting me over for dinner . Lmao da fuq? I ate, got some ass, woke up and my clothes were clean (left money and wallet in the car). When shit hits the fan they’ll obey.

RaisedByDog · 2021-07-27T12:31:12+00:00

Uber eats

I can adopt

Washer dryer combo

I can pay someone to make my home

What we need women for again?

akrause03 · 2021-08-05T17:59:48+00:00

No but I can
No but don’t want any
No but I can
No but I can

And with the only downside being I have to wash the sex doll seems like a win win to me

FreeMan4096 · 2021-07-27T16:33:00+00:00

Sex doll would not infest my social media feed with constant social problems.

_throwaway4days_ · 2021-07-27T08:53:38+00:00

I don’t need a partner to do all those things; I just want someone to split the rent with!

AtlasXO-16 · 2021-07-27T13:13:13+00:00

I can happily do all those things myself and I want no kids.

Risu_The_Tengu · 2021-07-27T13:54:08+00:00

I can cook for myself, I dont want kids, I can wash my own cloths, And I can take care of my own damn house lol

While I dont want a sex doll, nor would 8 spend the cost of them...I can see the appeal, and the fact that theres less drama and stress involved. Cant get "hurt" or fucked over by an inanimate object.

LtWafflehaus · 2021-07-27T19:48:52+00:00

There is a higher likelihood of a sex doll being developed that will do these things than any woman born after 1990.

Jugrnot8 · 2021-07-27T04:37:54+00:00

Sex dolls are fucking amazing now days. Seriously if the prices go down a little there really will be little room to ever settle for a woman. Most women don't do shit for a man outside the bedroom and inside they usually just lay there or bend over any ways. At least with a sex doll their body is always perfect.

Update:

I believe that a soon to be Karen got me kicked from the sub but i was going to respond to one of the last comments

Facts. I thought it was weird at first but it's a sex toy like a dildo or anything else. Men are visual so they need more than a 12 inch piece of rubber to shove in side them. I actually look into investing in sex doll business because i think it's the future and it's nice to see that the stigma is going away. Women have been using sex toys forever but there seems to be a challenge for men to understand that a sex toy is a sex toy and if you don't care to risk losing half your shit, your kids and listen to bitching all day to fuck a fat lazy wife you can be with a perfect women every night for way cheaper.

Seriously they look so real now and way tighter and smell better than the real thing. It's an interesting time in male sexuality.

lastn06 · 2021-07-27T17:47:28+00:00

Hits exactly home. Self entitled bitches. Used to be it was what they did , then as we wanted to help out to show how much we loved them They no longer saw us as the guy who they desired Just a little bitch of sorts. This relationship thing has gone to hell and most of it is due to their great wonderful girlfriends, their moms aunts and sisters. They are trying to show just how much they dont need us at all. In the end it will bite all their pretty little asses.

HipsterMasochist · 2021-07-27T17:13:55+00:00

Sounds like a sex doll is great for women empowerment

PornoPaul · 2021-07-27T12:57:33+00:00

Pussy pass denied? More like grammar fucking murdered. Maybe English isn't her first language.

poke23613 · 2021-07-28T01:21:04+00:00

This reminds me of the opening scene in Cherry 2000

Own-Construction5600 · 2021-08-05T19:11:11+00:00

Haha. Dang. My guess was that it would be lonely to not get any human respose or conversations.

Tainwulf · 2021-07-27T18:10:26+00:00

Once robotics advances a few more decades? Yes it could do all that.

CazRaX · 2021-07-27T13:19:19+00:00

I learned to cook, wash clothes and take care of my home on my own, I don't need a maid and I don't want kids. What else you brining to the table that I need?

Malbek604 · 2021-07-27T17:33:34+00:00

my wife did only 1/4 of those things anyways

pebblefromwell · 2021-07-27T19:00:46+00:00

No, I think that has more to do with the Senate approving of women for the Draft!

roffelman25 · 2021-07-27T13:30:17+00:00

Can a vibrator give you money?

ShadyDude995 · 2021-07-28T00:15:19+00:00

These things are the woman's duties, and let's stop acting as if they aren't.

HWFRITZ · 2021-07-27T04:07:56+00:00

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AnOpinionatedGamer · 2021-07-27T18:20:38+00:00

No, but I can do those things

Glittering_Pear_7367 · 2021-08-06T17:29:32+00:00

I never saw a male Sex Doll go to work lol

NatsuDragneel-538 · 2021-08-11T11:07:19+00:00

Wow, way to call yourself out

fightallevil · 2021-09-28T17:42:44+00:00

The epic'ist of come backs ever.

An_Anonymous_Acc · 2021-07-27T15:04:54+00:00

What's it?

Title	Epic clap back
Author	greatbat13
Upvotes	4394
Comments	154
Date	July 27, 2021 3:26 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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