He ain’t done nothing wrong!

IoSonCalaf · 2019-07-06T22:35:20+00:00

She probably considers herself a “strong, independent woman.”

gary-cuckoldman · 2019-07-06T22:38:08+00:00

He did exactly as she asked

Rizev-C · 2019-07-07T01:09:23+00:00

Oh no, she had to pay for her own food.

GTFonMF · 2019-07-07T03:00:04+00:00

My people have a saying, “that hoe be trippin’”.

ClapBackRat · 2019-07-06T23:09:49+00:00

She said order it, not pay for it. If you wanna get mad ask the right question the first time.

P1Spastic · 2019-07-07T03:24:24+00:00

“Men are so fragile hahaha”

“OMFG YOU MADE ME PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE HOW DARE YOU!!!”

GmanTEM02 · 2019-07-07T01:47:27+00:00

I feel like this also counts as r/maliciouscompliance

BrandonOR · 2019-07-07T01:33:34+00:00

The cookies one is still my favorite

ChesterComics · 2019-07-07T03:44:37+00:00

I feel like this is a dick move to pull on the delivery driver.

cyanudes · 2019-07-07T04:28:09+00:00

That's on her she left the phrase open to that interpretation she should've said can you buy me a pizza not order

GWfromVA · 2019-07-07T04:50:37+00:00

I think he found himself out of the freindzone

xluryan · 2019-07-07T05:03:22+00:00

I feel like this is fake. But if not then it's perfect.

2019-07-07T03:38:48+00:00

The hero we need

WhiskyTango3 · 2019-07-07T04:45:35+00:00

Legend.

Correct_Parfait · 2019-07-07T05:09:56+00:00

He's a real one all right.

friendlypidgeon · 2019-07-07T06:54:50+00:00

lol thotcole

Bonkies1 · 2019-07-06T23:02:55+00:00

Thotcole is right

cRaZyDaVe23 · 2019-07-07T05:16:56+00:00

"How dare you?" Like that random broad is SOMEBODY.

oi_piglet · 2019-07-07T05:50:59+00:00

The lady blames the fine print on gender.

Equality FTW.

I_AM_Gilgamesh · 2019-07-07T03:58:09+00:00

Hahaha and he's the asshole

CatShat23 · 2019-07-07T05:27:31+00:00

Her version probably goes like this

"ayebish offered to get me a pizza then ordered it and made me pay for it!"

anduxo · 2019-07-07T07:30:09+00:00

Reminds me of my ex. She'd suggest expensive restaurants, but when I asked her how to split the bill she'd get offended because I was supposed to pay and ask no questions.

Paragon-Eno · 2019-07-11T00:48:01+00:00

“You’re making me take responsibility for something that I will taking as my own possession and I don’t like that, you’re an asshole.”

bk6830 · 2019-07-07T05:14:01+00:00

Thotcole

Nice!

Moose281 · 2019-07-07T06:35:18+00:00

Thotcole

Dr4g0nW4g0n · 2019-07-07T06:58:16+00:00

Well she asked if he could order her some pizza, not pay for it...

aherdofangrykittens · 2019-08-25T17:46:24+00:00

I was out for lunch and a beer and a friend decided to join me but she was 30 minutes late so I had already eaten and paid and was just having one more pint before leaving.. she shows up.

"Mind if I order some food?"

"sure"

waitress comes over and takes her food order

"thanks I'm so broke and hungry"

I say nothing. I should have clued in here though. She finishes her food and drink. I finish my beer.

The waitress comes over and asks if she'd like anything else and she says "no, thanks"

Her bill comes. She starts to get concerned.

"What's wrong?"

"This bill is wrong.. it doesn't have any of your stuff on it"

"I already paid"

"OMG.. you could have TOLD me that first."

"what does that have to do with your bill?"

"MY BILL!!?!? I asked you if I could order some FOOD!"

"..and expected me to pay for it?"

"I TOLD you I was broke!!"

lol

Optimal_Revolution · 2019-07-07T05:37:52+00:00

madlad

imCruella · 2019-07-07T05:44:31+00:00

But how do I get my screen color to look like this

Bobthemime · 2019-07-07T05:53:01+00:00

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RichardsFiveCents · 2019-07-07T07:39:30+00:00

Dark mode iMessage is available already?

MaticulousPanda · 2019-07-07T08:10:35+00:00

“I find it funny how you think it’s okay to order me 🍕 and have to 💵 for it” I find it quite economical

CholoJesus · 2019-07-07T12:34:16+00:00

If she's eating a large chicken bacon ranch pizza for lunch, he needs to run.

eashpdaeh · 2019-07-09T17:50:49+00:00

She had the money but still asked?

MerakiKosmos · 2019-07-12T00:41:29+00:00

I wouldn't assume she wanted me to pay for it either. Maybe she just doesn't have time to call in the order because she's at work but can discreetly text?

pineprika · 2019-07-20T13:33:58+00:00

"thotcole" haha

Gr1lla63 · 2019-07-26T14:16:30+00:00

How dare you disrespect her? She asked him to order her pizza and he did it for her without paying with his own money too? Whar a SELFISH little BRAT he is.

Zesty-Lem0n · 2019-07-07T08:24:48+00:00

"How dare you not give in to my shameless begging". Lol feminism is such a joke, no social pressure to discourage parasitic behavior like this, they just pick and choose where they want equality. These girls are implicit prostitutes, dangling the possibility of sex in exchange for a sufficient amount of food/gifts whatever they feel like begging for.

JohnathansFilm · 2019-07-07T17:38:48+00:00

I enjoy this sub but I feel like it’s full of hopeless incels

Niko_47x · 2019-07-07T06:16:35+00:00

r/pizzasluts

FindingKeeping · 2019-07-07T07:21:34+00:00

Thanks for making my Sunday !

Mahathirmhawk · 2019-07-07T07:22:33+00:00

Hoe mad x24

wontfixit · 2019-07-07T07:28:02+00:00

You may try this on r/ChoosingBeggars

morningdew420 · 2019-07-07T09:44:39+00:00

Look at the contact name, thotcole 😂

truegemred · 2019-07-07T11:31:38+00:00

How dare you expect me to pay for my food!

2019-07-07T15:00:02+00:00

He’s never getting pushed around by this chick again

2019-07-07T15:15:00+00:00

"Thotcole"

amIrealorareyoufake · 2019-07-07T15:41:51+00:00

10 bucks says that she probably still didnt pay for it , and got some thirsty dude at work to do it for her

Hoodiewearinartist · 2019-07-07T16:47:02+00:00

A real Hmmmmm moment for her huh

Iconoficons · 2019-07-07T17:16:23+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

lynchhh21 · 2019-07-07T18:36:58+00:00

🤡🌍

ChrizCrozzz · 2019-07-07T21:03:39+00:00

I wanna be this dudes friend 🤘🏾

timleykis · 2019-07-07T21:06:44+00:00

This is ..golden :)

theJMan-- · 2019-07-07T21:53:21+00:00

Dumb broad

tawelton · 2019-07-08T07:29:18+00:00

Glad to see another fellow iOS beta user. Took me a sec to remember this isn’t what everyone else sees every day.

str8_boolin · 2019-07-08T21:02:44+00:00

Tbf, he did make it seem like he was buying her food. If he didnt wanna pay for it he shoulda just said no

maxreddit9999 · 2019-07-08T23:25:39+00:00

poa-seigne · 2019-07-09T08:18:28+00:00

wait i thought thats what she meant why would she be mad for paying for a pizza she ordered???

Erdrick99 · 2019-07-10T19:52:46+00:00

Wow...

sierra_force · 2019-07-14T23:06:34+00:00

Hahahah

fefersten1 · 2019-07-15T17:41:15+00:00

what the fuck man

aidenboyjon · 2019-08-10T16:09:24+00:00

"You asked me to order, not to pay."

Sebbernier28 · 2019-09-21T22:12:23+00:00

Idiot

McBlemmen · 2019-11-06T03:04:37+00:00

that last line is so rich

Soren_Camus1905 · 2019-12-01T02:49:55+00:00

Thotcole

E-J-A-C-U-L-A-T-E · 2019-07-07T04:25:13+00:00

how do i get dark mode for messenger?

bluechairwithwheels · 2019-09-07T23:38:45+00:00

probably I'll get called a white knight by the incel ones here for telling the truth, but who cares them anyway?

she wasn't expecting to get a free pizza because of her gender. she even said "really?" in a way that shows she was actually surprised he accepted, and the man said "I'm feeling nice", so everyone acknowledges he is doing something extra, not something he has to do because she is a woman. as a man, I ask this from my friends sometimes as well, and sometimes they ask from me. if you call this pussy pass just because of her gender, then I believe we all know what that makes you. either this, or you are not just used to people being nice. in the end, he is the asshole. not a big one, and this is kinda funny, but he still is

GolemThe3rd · 2019-07-11T20:13:28+00:00

He did make it sound like he was paying for it, but yeah she overreacted

ultimateSkittles123 · 2019-07-07T03:34:11+00:00

If he wasn’t gonna pay for it he should’ve just said so, instead he baited her and posted it for internet clout

Biggordie · 2019-07-07T05:25:34+00:00

I don’t get it. She found it funny?

Olebart · 2019-07-07T02:18:41+00:00

But that is a Dick move tho, if she doesnt got the money, too spend on it.

NEED_A_JACKET · 2019-07-07T13:29:11+00:00

Idk here, think it's obvious what she meant. Putting someone in a situation where they can't pay for it at their work etc as well as fucking over the delivery guy isn't really cool. Could have just said no or asked for clarification. If you nicely ask if someone can get something for you in a shop and they just picked it up and waited for you to pay at the checkout that'd be a huge dick move.

Title	He ain’t done nothing wrong!
Author	ayebish
Upvotes	6465
Comments	269
Date	July 6, 2019 10:11 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/c9ze25/he_aint_done_nothing_wrong/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/he-aint-done-nothing-wrong.1205780 https://theredarchive.com/post/1205780

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