18 Year Old Man Utd Player Januzaj Takes Date (Goldigger) Out To Cheap Chicken Restaurant While Wearing Tracksuits

redpill_man · 2014-01-27T21:45:56+00:00

They went to a hotel afterwards and watched X-Factor. He then wanted to be driven home at 9pm. I love this kid.

HumanSockPuppet · 2014-01-27T22:04:51+00:00

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2FAM0US · 2014-01-27T22:24:42+00:00

tonight temperature will reach -15F here in Chicago, but this story really warmed my heart. truly a delightful post, thanks for sharing. those of you who have done this understand the satisfaction.

elderstorm · 2014-01-27T22:55:36+00:00

Gold digger got played by a forward...hahahahsha I love it.

Edit: Dollars to doughnuts his mum knew what was up with the gold digger and raised him right...good job mum!

Sturmgeist781 · 2014-01-27T22:55:40+00:00

the dirty slag obviously failed the "is she just a gold digger" test.

The comments section is pure gold.

What a nasty money grabbing little whore she must be. A warning to any other idiot who thinks about taking her out. Clearly out for all she can get.

heh

Just proves she was a money grabbing wannave wag. If she was genuine it wouldn't have mattered. Some girls do my nut in!! - Woman

Even the women are flaming this girl.

Ironhigh · 2014-01-27T22:49:03+00:00

pic of the girl for anyone interested

neurosurg · 2014-01-27T21:42:21+00:00

That's awesome. Why is she complaining, Nando's is delicious!

2014-01-28T00:30:16+00:00

I like this kid.

2014-01-28T00:53:06+00:00

Absolutely hilarious. She failed the gold-digger test, while he probably still got a blowie and bang out of it at the hotel.

HumanSockPuppet · 2014-01-27T22:55:06+00:00

This is an excellent strategy for any man of means and accomplishment who wants to sniff out golddiggers.

When you go out with a woman, aim to land below any expectations you suspect she might have. Do things like:

Make the date cheap, and split costs wherever possible.
Make her go to some effort to ensuring that the date even happens: things like having her pay for parking, having her transport you short distances, etc. This will tell you if she's into you, or simply wants someone to show her a good time and you're just the sucker filling in.
Don't make the date better for her at your own expense. Meaning, don't fetch her things, don't inconvenience yourself, and don't let her waste your time in any way.

If she seems to whine, complain, or be disappointed about the effort she's going to, then you know you've got a self-serving gold digger on your hands. Drop her ass.

If, on the other hand, she seems to pass each test without much complaint or drama, then odds are she's there pursuing her interest in you.

Hormander · 2014-01-28T13:33:10+00:00

Januzaj turned up in tracksuit bottoms and trainers and let her pay for parking

Fucking hilarious as well as alpha as fuck. Red pill approved.

redpillshadow · 2014-01-27T21:20:48+00:00

We can't possibly outdo /r/soccer on this topic (see other discussion on top). They are having a BBQ over there.

the99percent1 · 2014-01-28T05:59:24+00:00

Gotta love the ending of this story. Went to a 3-star hotel to watch x-factor. Bitch please, who you trying to kid?? He took you to a hotel then proceeded to pound your butt to kingdom come.

Gotta love these hamsters.

redpillbanana · 2014-01-28T03:35:16+00:00

As a Man U player, all he really has to do on a date is show up.

GuitarHero07 · 2014-01-28T02:05:25+00:00

Give this young man a medal!

santaincarnate · 2014-01-28T11:33:56+00:00

I wonder if the £10k odd she'll have been paid by the Sun is worth everyone in the country knowing she's a golddigging slut?

pcadrian · 2014-01-28T02:20:08+00:00

This guy is SMART. I personally don't do dinners, but this is one hell of a test to see if a woman is a golddigger.

2014-01-28T13:33:14+00:00

In the UK's lower-class culture they wear tracksuits to everywhere. Pub, mall, you name it.

Note: I mean class, not money. Football players tend to be the textbook examples of high income yet lower class.

dimmy666 · 2014-01-28T04:12:47+00:00

This kid is my hero.

Tway_the_Parley · 2014-01-28T06:43:46+00:00

Reminds me of the time I was chatting with this chick on tinder, she thought a question I asked sounded like something from eharmony so I played along and pretended to be a eharmony bot.

I proceeded to ask her out for tea and she countered with, "why should I go out with a eharmony bot?", to which I tell her tea has been canceled and we'll go for (insert local street food here). She then said, "do I look like the (street food) kind of girl?"

Bullet Fucking Dodged, Nexted her faster than the speed of sound.

diamened · 2014-01-28T16:45:20+00:00

This made me laugh my socks off! I bet she would agree on a second date.

Good2Go5280 · 2014-01-28T16:57:21+00:00

"Dates" are for women you're already fucking.

ryeprotagonist · 2014-01-27T23:09:17+00:00

he likely was seated right in the middle of the table.

Theophagist · 2014-01-28T17:25:40+00:00

Shit, I want to talk to the people who raised this kid. Looks like they did a bangup job.

OMGWTFSBBQ3 · 2014-01-28T19:57:58+00:00

What's wrong with Nando's? It's the house of gains after a heavy lifting session.

watersign · 2014-01-28T02:32:28+00:00

dude makes tons of "quid" and prob has tons of pussy being thrown his way, ages 14-30 so wtf does he care?? its easy to NEXT a bitch when you're a pro athlete

Title	18 Year Old Man Utd Player Januzaj Takes Date (Goldigger) Out To Cheap Chicken Restaurant While Wearing Tracksuits
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Date	January 27, 2014 9:08 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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