"...Aand What Was Your Name Again?"

Philhelm · 2015-09-11T17:00:13+00:00

Why the strange use of contractions? Are you a leprechaun?

2015-09-11T18:40:04+00:00

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teakettle3 · 2015-09-11T17:22:06+00:00

You seem self obsessed and way less than intelligent.

w_t__ · 2015-09-11T19:47:25+00:00

I found this really fucking funny

redpillschool · 2015-09-12T00:49:51+00:00

My god this post brought out more trolls than my post on why women shouldn't vote.

OmLaLa · 2015-09-11T19:00:08+00:00

Unfortunately I feel this needs to be said and it's long overdue:

1) Prose does not equal poor authenticity.

u/Avedas commented that because of how my FRs are written, they must be false.

I choose to write my field reports in a different prose from the rest of my articles for a reason: The long and short of it all is dry.

The whole story rolls out like this: "Girl shows up, gets scared, flashes gun, I walk away, she comes in after shit test, we fuck."

There's nothing inheritly exciting about any of that and there's nothing questionable about any of that.

A girl meeting some guy for the first time carries a gun? Sound.

A girl shit tests and responds to a lack of validation/strong frame? Sound.

A girl fucks a guy she hardly knows and leaves? Sound.

Most if not all of these questions of authenticity stem from prose. And the prose is there to make the read more entertaining.

If you don't like the prose, fine. Don't read it. But don't base your judgement of whether it's true or not on how I've written it. Base it on facts and what most of you know about the female nature.

2) Just because it doesn't/can't happen to you, doesn't mean it doesn't/can't happen to me.

Another unreasonable basis for discrediting authenticity seems to be that "it can't happen".

u/nevercomment discredits on the basis that a blonde chick with a pink revolver is rare. Just because a chick with a gun is rare where you live, doesn't make it rare where I live.

And a chick carrying a gun around at 1 in the morning is completely understandable, almost expected. I'm not white, so some discrepancy is always expected. Doesn't make my stories any less true.

And a woman asking a dumb question like "are you a killer"? It's honestly not the first time I've been asked. And women ask dumb stuff all the time. It's called a shit test people.

3) Not all of my sexual encounters are as unprecedented as the FRs I post.

I could make FRs about every lay I've had. That'd be dry. I choose to post encounters with crazy chicks for a reason. Because you haven't experienced it before and because of how rare these encounters are.

These women are out there and some day you may come across them. Man-Eaters exist. Black Widows exist. The point is to introduce you to how they operate before you have to encounter them yourself.

4) I've been around the block a while.

I meet a lot of women. If you haven't yet, please read the Comp. Guide to Dating Sites, Local Sexy Single Women, The Guides to Defeating the Enemy, etc.

In meeting a lot of women -especially through online dating- I meet a lot of outliers. Thats what my field reports cover. That's what most of my posts cover. Outliers and Online Dating. It's what I know, what I'm good at and something not extensively covered on TRP.

Hell, by most standards I'm an outlier compared to most in my demographic (as you'll learn when I get this damned youtube thing working).

I love and respect this community. It's the main reason I type out these long-winded posts for complete strangers. So I'm all for a witch hunt, but please make sure the ones you're trying to burn are actually witches.

-OmLaLa Machiavellian

P.S.- Okay guys, I get it. No more leprechauning after this I swear.

nemaxofredpill · 2015-09-11T17:23:45+00:00

Fucking Narcos. Shit is so damn addictive. Watched 5 episodes in a night. Bandidos muthafuckers.

-Presteej · 2015-09-12T12:26:50+00:00

I really enjoy your style of writing. It's very interesting, an entertaining read, and the message is still so very clear.

NightwingTRP · 2015-09-12T13:49:11+00:00

I could’ve been shot in the street over some damn pussy I bet my father never had’t pat down some blonde homicidal bimbo in his doorway…

They should bring over takeaway not guns. At least the expected fuck up won't be lethal. Told a chick to bring Chinese food if she was coming over the other night... she got lost on the way. I had to reheat the food after sex... feminine incompetence is such hassle bro.

Paratonir · 2015-09-12T17:22:02+00:00

Write novels or something man, this post was so entertaining to read, yet still carried the right lessons in the right places. I feel sad that you won't be leprechauning around in your future posts because of all the trolling and neat picking criticism..

my_redpill_account · 2015-09-15T00:58:55+00:00

We have some good authors here. Whether you're bullshitting or not (it's the Internet), this was written like an excerpt from a book.

I fuckin hate when I throw out the box and forget cooking temp/time. Nice.

redpillbanana · 2015-09-11T16:58:45+00:00

Great FR as usual. Just call her Mulva and be done with it.

I like the Sex, scotch, or food line. Good variation of the kick ass/bubblegum line.

SW9876 · 2015-09-11T21:10:02+00:00

This reads with such a dgaf attitude it's great. Perfect lesson for anyone who gives too many shits. Any horny as fuck guy that hasn't banged a girl in weeks and has no self worth outside of women would have jumped on her in a second. This should be a side bar post about abundance mentality it's that good.

dapowa · 2015-09-11T17:51:25+00:00

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The_Titleist · 2015-09-11T18:16:29+00:00

Who cares if this shit is made up or not? /u/OmLaLa has been around for a while and proven his worth to the powers that be. There is a lesson to be learned in everything, here included. Rather than get your panties in a bunch, recognize this is likely a romanticized regaling of a likely true story.

tl;dr - /u/OmLaLa played some tight game, fucked a girl at his apartment, realized that something as seemingly important as a name is irrelevant to the right salesman.

Sir_Distic · 2015-09-11T19:30:01+00:00

She practically begs you to hang out with her, comes over in 10 minutes and asks if you're the killer? I'd have called her on that. Maybe I would have blown it. Oh well.

I own guns and would have sent her packing at that shit.

rporion · 2015-09-11T23:21:08+00:00

Narcos is a pretty good show...

LegElbow · 2015-09-12T01:12:48+00:00

The game is crazy yo.

If I could get a chick in my future who just wants to fuck...

It'd be a blessing.

HDIS88 · 2015-09-13T15:44:45+00:00

You write like an alcoholic speaks

SeekingTheWay · 2015-09-14T07:08:34+00:00

dude, the language was physically painful to read. but other than that, good fr

whoops_fap · 2015-09-12T11:30:08+00:00

Most obnoxiously written piece I've ever seen here.

better_every_week · 2015-09-12T01:58:28+00:00

Are you ponyboy from the outsiders? What's wrong with you? Is this post a figurative ruler to measure your cock? EDIT: I take it back this was pretty funny

throwawayyourliberty · 2015-09-12T02:47:52+00:00

Haters gonna hate. TRP fails once again. I know you are sincere, some details cannot be invented.

Unfortunately, people are jealous and that is kinda a toxic love. Continue OP i appreciate your effort.

TheThingsIThink · 2015-09-11T19:01:59+00:00

I was supposed to meet a girl @ a movie sunday night. She told me she was running late I told her "TTLY" she was dumbfounded I wasnt going to wait 40 minutes. I told her to let me know when the movie was done. I have a drink and nap on my couch.

I wake up at 11p and message her to come over. To what? watch a movie and get Village in. It took 5 hours to watch mad max because I smashed 5 times.

And I wonder. If I had stayed for the movie, would have I gotten laid?

ericatx · 2015-09-11T23:41:50+00:00

Put down the crackpipe dude.

Dr_Red_97 · 2015-09-12T01:07:26+00:00

This is a weird story. I have no idea what you were saying in the first half of it.

GrandmasterHurricane · 2015-09-11T19:05:38+00:00

Was that the one with Bruce Willis and Emma Stone?

Title	"...Aand What Was Your Name Again?"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	37
Comments	87
Date	September 11, 2015 4:39 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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