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[–]Bruno-OS105 points106 points107 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
"She runs to the bathroom and I tell the bartender to start making her drinks doubles"
A little weird...
[–]Beakersful16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like an plotline from Law and Order SVU.....
[–]BigTexas0749 points50 points51 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah sounds pretty rapey to me
[–]starryknight13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If by weird you mean downright rapey, but hey OP got laid so fuck me right.
[–]Smoldering_Wallaby3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Yes. This is not RP. This is creep who wore a chick down with booze.
Edit: aaannddd he deleted it. Couldn't handle being called out for what really happened.
[–]MightBeDementia0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Anyone remember the scumbags username?
[–]imatahigherplace points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It was /u/BitterRP but he deleted his account as well, lol.
[–]smirk_addict33 points34 points35 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TL:DR, Wore a chick down with alcohol.
[–]aDrunkenWhaler91 points92 points93 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A solid HB9 on Tinder actually there to hook up... in the military, computer science major, succesful, young and smart, begging for you to fuck her on the first date...
The only authentic thing from this post is how much you're full of yourself.
[–]BrodinsOats20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lmao I thought the same exact thing. HB9 staff sergeant computer science major? LOL
[–]Fedor_Gavnyukov-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
not sure what you're getting at. do you only fuck whales off tinder?
[–]jcrpta2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Everything's just a little too perfect.
[–]Fedor_Gavnyukov1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HB9 is subjective though. she might be HB9 to him, to me probably more like HB7. i haven't seen a single girl that was a 9 be in the military and i live right next to a huge air force base. maybe my standards are too high, but who knows.
there's a bowling alley not too far from my house that has similar setting as OP describes as well. nothing uncommon in big cities.
the bartender bit is a bit weird, but again, not impossible.
since i know shit about wine because i don't drink it, i can't comment on that unfortunately.
[–]aDrunkenWhaler0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
There are no HB9's on Tinder, period.
HB9's are on TV, in magazines, on yachts, LTR with succesful lads... They literally have hundred of dick offers daily just by walking down the street. They don't need to go on blind dates (or join the military). If you had 100+ different hot girls offer themselves to you every day, would you use Tinder? The only HB9's on Tinder are to get instagram followers or fake profiles.
I'd argue there are no real HB8 either, but you can find plenty of cute HB7 that are definitely worth your time.
[–]_com46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Great post, but I find it a little hard to believe that everyone in the parking lot didn't break into applause
[–]MonkeysOnARock29 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Solid post, great work bro. I laughed my ass off at you saying AWALT.
[–]CabbagedDaughter21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Newbies, are you paying attention?
So unnecessary.
I tell the bartender to start making her drinks doubles
You're a creep and not Red pill.
[–]BlackMarmoset12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you get a date through Tinder it's really hard not to close, they're dating you for that.
Nice post and well done though.
[–]Supersaiyan4GodGoku0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't even call that dating. More like just a quick fuck.
[–]MightBeDementia32 points33 points34 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is so contrived go fuck yourself lol
[–]UnpluggedMan5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While I think most if not all of this is embellished to say the least, I just want to point out one thing: F-closing a girl from Tinder is not really that impressive.
Of all the Tinder dates I've been on, only once have I actually not managed it. And that was because it was the first one I'd been on and I didn't try to make it happen (yes, like a bitch). Since then I've banged every single girl off Tinder with no resistance.
If they matched with you and agreed to meet up with you, you're already in. They've already decided (in their limbic brain, at least) to fuck you before they even leave the house. Just throw them a bone of plausible deniability in "it just happened" form to ease their ASD.
I'm just tired of hearing FR's of people bragging about banging a Tinder match as if it's actually difficult.
[–]Amart1945 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is rapey as it is unbelievable you fucking neck beard
[–]BitterRP points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Some background for the non-believers. Here's some more shit for you to not believe:
In 2015 I gave over $20k to my 5 year LTR and mother of my child to quit her job and start her own business. A few months later I caught her cheating on me. After contemplating suicide for weeks, I finally found the red pill. You could say I've been overdosing on it ever since. After 6 months of MGTOW monk-mode and a year of bodybuilding, nofap, meditating, and overall life improvement; I've made it here.
I've upped my body count in the past year by 30. None of them were first date fucks, none of them brag worthy. I was sloppy as fuck at first, getting rejected left and right by chicks way below my SMV, even with my gains.
I'm not just some guy that swallowed the pill a week ago, i've been taking it for over a year. IDGAF if people don't believe me, this post is not for you, it's for the ones that contribute all of the incredible knowledge that's here. To you guys, thank you. You saved my life and made it fucking incredible.
[–]MisfitMind00-4 points-3 points-2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Keep going brother. Cheers.
[–]Ganaria_Gente-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro, just wanted to let you know,I absolutely love your IDGAF attitude towards the non believers in this thread.
Great story, I've already made notes for my self. Thanks
[–]suske12712 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's hillarious that you literally told her AWALT / the phillosophy that got you to smash her, and she had no idea. Good work my dude!
[–]Strike484 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
OP being a weirdo
TRP is amazing, but your story is shit. Prime example of over supplementation due to lack of an interesting life. Ingrain the concepts more so that you don't have to scheme a whole date for sex.
[–]imatahigherplace3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
This is a decent FR, but you are so full of yourself and I'm calling bullshit on half of the little details. This should be retitled "Mental Masturbation 101".
[–]futureJ_1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the post. Needed a good laugh.
[–]lllllll---lllllll -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great post! Could you please share some reading material that helped you get this far?
[–]ricosuaveyatusabe1-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great execution G! Keep up with that RP frame
[–]A_Bridgeburner-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Solid post man. Gotta ask, what do you consider quality "get to know you" questions? It's tough for me to manoeuvre those without sounding like a job interview.
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