I impregnated a ghetto bitch

red_gerb · 2017-02-10T21:06:41+00:00

it can only be mine - I laugh. A lawyer? what a coincidence! she targeted you good.

Be sure to go full, Beta. And don't forget to tell her you lost your ability to practice Law in that country. But you are sure the both of you can 'make a new life' in Chile, or whatever country is least desirable in S. America. Certainly she would jump at the chance. {smirk}

0kool74 · 2017-02-10T21:08:19+00:00

I am a lawyer, wich in Brazil means I am a failure, as the profession sucks here.

Anything stopping you from being a lawyer in another country??? Gather up all the cash you have and leave South America.

introvertp · 2017-02-10T22:42:41+00:00

So you guys are just out here raw dogging? I barely want to do that with my past LTRs.

chambertlo · 2017-02-11T04:50:42+00:00

She's ugly and she is dumb

Yet, that didn't stop you from fucking her, raw? You get what you deserve. Sorry.

fcb98292 · 2017-02-11T02:45:46+00:00

You will have money siphoned from your check until you are 50. Just ignore the line on your paycheck that will remind you of your fuckup every week until you grey.

You fucked. You risked prego. At the time, you thought it was worth the risk. Gotcha. Your nutsack has been turned into an ATM machine.

That said, get on with your life. But don't screw around. Go make money. You will need it to pay the court fees, your lawyer, her lawyer, etc over the next 25 years.

Believe it. Ask a divorce attorney, um I mean your colleagues.

H42 · 2017-02-10T23:00:45+00:00

Plan B pills. Grind pills. Peanut butter sandwich.

"Here Sweetie, have this nice peanut butter and jelly sandwich I made for you."

Lucius-Cincinnatus · 2017-02-11T10:00:24+00:00

Just illegally immigrate to the USA. A big portion of the country loves to welcome trash from all over the world with open arms.

ThatHoeOverDere · 2017-02-10T22:58:15+00:00

Gtfo of the country ASAP, change your name and live somewhere else. Do not contact that bitch and do not let her get an image of you. Get a hair cut/ cosmetic surgery if need be but gtfo.

Jax77789 · 2017-02-10T21:27:35+00:00

1) Your child may not be that bad : research regression to the mean. 2) Put the child for adoption if you are out of cash. You can stay in contact with the adoptive parents. It is your child, as a man it is now your duty to ensure he survives in this world. 3) At 25 you can turn your life around, change your job.

anooblol · 2017-02-10T21:54:56+00:00

Fake your own death, hop ship, move somewhere else.

MrMelbourne · 2017-02-11T03:39:58+00:00

Tell her that you have had lifelong issues with depression, that it runs in your family and that you are on psych medications like ssri that means you are much more likely to have children with birth defects.

Basically you want to scare the shit out of her and hopefully she will then decide to have an abortion.

The moral of the story is, always, always, always wear condoms and when you shoot your load, wrap it up in toilet paper and flush it down the toilet where she can never get to it. Also keep your hands clean of any semen (spillage) in case you accidentally transfer some semen into her with your fingers (while fingering).

globst · 2017-02-10T20:59:40+00:00

Could offer her money to get an abortion?

Even if you don't have enough - you could borrow from family, friends, bank wherever. Cheaper than a lifetime of enslavement to a spawn.

No harm in trying

RedDeadCred · 2017-02-10T23:09:26+00:00

Why can't this hoe get an abortion?

gabrielshekelstein · 2017-02-11T04:51:48+00:00

That sucks. You should've wrapped up though. Jakes on you, bud.

RyanMAGA · 2017-02-10T21:47:56+00:00

Your life is not ruined. I had a kid at your age, back when I was a beta. We got married and all that but since I was a beta and she was a heartless bitch it didn't work out. I barely see my kid which is hard and court issues were hard.

In the end though I became an alpha and now my life is great. After sleeping around a bit, I married a much higher quality woman and get to stay home with my next batch of kids. It took a few years of effort but not giving up paid off.

So enjoy the fact that you have a bonus kid in addition to the ones that your future wife will bear you. Survival of the fittest.

nixon007 · 2017-02-11T00:14:28+00:00

Hah you are fucked. Although a trip to portugal and your degree might help you to distance yourself.

tubarao312 · 2017-02-11T01:35:18+00:00

You know, disapearing from the world isn't that hard...

maxrp · 2017-02-11T11:48:14+00:00

you never agreed to have a kid. shes not your problem.

Jaereth · 2017-02-10T22:28:36+00:00

I'd seriously just talk her into the abortion. Sounds like it was a hookup type deal anyway.

0xdada · 2017-02-11T03:09:58+00:00

So, this ghetto chick, how is she any worse than some middle class mental case who will be able to afford better lawyers than you?

Shit's random man, and genetically your kid will likely be much better off than some soft 3rd generation administrator. Hire a hot nanny who speaks english well, put the kid in boarding school as soon as he can talk, and deal with the chick like a retarded relative.

Make it clear you know she has entrapped you, you feel no moral obligation to her, and that she has no rights to anything other than the bit of money the law might allow her. If she wishes to live like a dog, that is her choice.

For your kid, become the sort of man it would be worth his while to seek out, and keep your door open.

TheSebitti · 2017-02-10T23:41:51+00:00

Raw Dog and finish inside? Cheese.

LongtimeRPLurker · 2017-02-11T06:11:12+00:00

If you use women for sex, you end up being used for resources.

cptspiffy · 2017-02-12T14:29:30+00:00

Fucked the bitch in December, raw dog, cum inside (alcohol+clonazepam=irresponsible behavior)

No you didn't. That's not your kid. I dunno how it works in Brazil, can the state mandate a paternity test? No? I don't even know who this bitch is, your honor!

JediGainZ · 2017-02-11T09:40:32+00:00

I could be on 20 Xanax bars, blacked out on moonshine and I'd still pull out

minorwhite · 2017-02-11T10:12:10+00:00

dude, seriously get the fuck out of that country. Do it now.

sickofallofyou · 2017-02-11T10:48:39+00:00

Get a new name and skip town.

tmaxletitgo · 2017-02-12T14:10:24+00:00

I will have an ugly dumb son, with trash genetics, with a boxer nose, short, ridiculous hair, etc.

I could have said you are extremely racist but since 'racist' is an ambiguous word, let me say that it Sounds like you're not a fan of black people at all!, but u still fuck them raw, drink excessively, have no tangible career, ironically u fit in the negative black stereotype, if your son ends up dumb, u know who to blame sir.

Brazilianimproving · 2017-02-12T14:43:20+00:00

The bot says I need a flair. I don't understand how to add one. I thought about using the "rant" one.

BakedOllie · 2017-02-11T03:19:28+00:00

Move to mexico and sell LSD on DNM

ranci · 2017-02-11T06:22:53+00:00

Fake your own death, buy several disguises and travel to a new land

SLMC1 · 2017-02-11T00:00:29+00:00

You're not fucked dude. Life is full of missteps and unexpected turns. Worst case scenario is that you have to support a kid right? Can you see the upside to that? Fatherhood is something that my friends say brings them immense joy and I can see it. Look at the bright side man.

Oxiboy · 2017-02-11T01:17:25+00:00

Se fode aí, racista de merda. Aposto que esse é o único tipo de mina que tu consegue comer e ainda ta reclamando.

czargwar · 2017-02-11T02:46:55+00:00

Boo hoo. Be a man, grow a pair, and raise your child right. You're the dumb one acting as if your life is over. Is TRP generally this anti family and anti children?

Oberyn_Reed · 2017-02-11T01:40:54+00:00

I hope you do the right thing & be there for your child if it is yours. Too many fatherless households.

_fappycamper · 2017-02-11T07:09:40+00:00

All the comments are disgusting. No compassion what so ever.

I impregnated a ghetto bitch

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Title	I impregnated a ghetto bitch
Author	Brazilianimproving
Upvotes	44
Comments	122
Date	February 10, 2017 8:54 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
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