A lot of men are on the hunt for the unicorn: An attractive woman that isn't hypergamus, an attention whore, is generally interesting to talk to and doesn't start drama. A unicorn is basically an attractive woman who hasn't been corrupted by male attention. Some men think the unicorn doesn't exist. Im here to tell you that the unicorn does exist but you have to catch it before its horn falls off and it becomes a lame horse no one wants to ride.

  • The Girl That Wears Odd Clothes: She thinks that shes hip, trendy and fashion forward and maybe she is I don't know. But her unconventional tastes bring that 9 down to a 5 and lower the number of men perusing her. Those large breasts may be hidden by a Cosby sweater.That booty may be hidden under overalls. Maybe men are too busy talking shit on her clothes to approach her. Either way a hot girl is a hot girl and those weird fucking clothes are going to end up on the bedroom floor.

  • The former fat girl: She spent most of her life being unattractive and being ignored by men. Now that she hot, she still has that fat girl kindness and humor. Warning: Not all former fat girls become unicorns some go from fat bitch to skinny bitch.

  • The Foreign girl: She just got to America and hasn't learned our feminist customs. Swoop this one up, before she figures out that it is illegal in America for a woman to cook a man food on a date.

  • The All Girl's School Girl: All girl's school is a weird fucking place. Girl's coming from an all girl's school have a distorted understanding of sexuality, don't know their attractiveness and haven't learned girl game. If you meet this girl at university act fast and get that love lockdown before someone else does.

Good luck and happy unicorn hunting.