This shit is blowing up my facebook wall

Stayinghereforreal · 2013-10-29T18:01:36+00:00

American feminism: the belief that the class of people who belong to the group of people who, by historical standards are among the safest, wealthiest, and most free people who ever lived anywhere are oppressed.

And those doing the oppressing die younger, typically let the oppressed spend most of the money available, offer up children as hostages upon marital failure, incarcerate fellow oppressors at very high rates, and take on all the truly awful and dirty work in the society.

What a strange, strange system of oppression we have. The slaves get the safety, freedom, and money, and the masters get the jails, death, and hard work. Thank god for women's studies, who helped us recognize this system for what it is!

Archwinger · 2013-10-29T18:48:18+00:00

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tehwankingwalruses · 2013-10-29T18:37:58+00:00

I for one would love if women hooted at me and made jerking motions with their hands. At least I'd know they were down.

30303030303030 · 2013-10-29T19:33:28+00:00

What if I was king of the world. What if there were no idiot women? What if...?

What if every time women saw you they'd hoot and make jerking motions with their hands?

And men are doing it? Where the fuck do you live honey, favela? Not once in my life I witnessed such scene.

This is ridiculous. Don't respond, you won't win any argument with them.

-"women get 75c per every 1$ man earns"

-"so if we go now to that store there and both get a job as cashiers, work same shifts, will I be paid 25% more because I'm a man?"

-"lol misogynist, look, look, he hates women, fedora wearing neckbeard with small dick lolololo"

2013-10-29T20:47:11+00:00

what if women are always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes.

They already do this...

2013-10-29T18:39:25+00:00

i'd ignore it. nothing good comes from arguing with zealots. let them create their own unhappiness out of nothing if they wish.

pirateundies · 2013-10-29T20:32:06+00:00

What if women started wars?

They don't play a role in foreign policy already? Here's a question:

What if women did all the dying in wars?

Invincibull · 2013-10-30T00:21:49+00:00

Ahh, woman logic.

What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs?

The question implies that men have arbitrarily decided that having a penis/not menstruating is the requirement for high paying jobs. No, darlin', it's the natural requirement of corporations for employees who can work harder for longer hours in high-stress and high-skill jobs, and don't need maternity leave. Let me assure you, honey, the people (men and women) who run corporations couldn't care less if their workers have a penis, vagina, neither, or both, as long as they're profitable.

The rest of it is just as absurd.

What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis?

You think it doesn't? Men's and women's attractiveness depends on physical attributes (and personality). An ugly billionaire with a small penis isn't attractive, just like an ugly billionaire with saggy tits and ass isn't attractive.

What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes?

They don't? In mainstream magazines, movies, and TV ads, no less? What if women could laugh on national television about a man's penis being cut off and put in the garbage disposal? Oh wait, they already do. What if men could joke on national television about how they cut their cheating wife's tits off? That's right, they can't.

What if you had to explain what's wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands

Pretty hard to find a mechanic in a Brioni with a manicure and perfectly coiffed hair. At least, not while he's at work.

What if men's magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys...

What if women's magazines featured cover photos of exquisitely sculpted male models? Oh wait, they do. What if women's magazines had cover stories like "how to tell if your man is cheating", or "How to get that perfect butt"? Oh wait, they do.

You had a point or two in there, honey, (sexual harassment etc.) but you drowned them in all the utterly insane, absurd, and just plain incorrect bullshit.

Invincibull, "To the Women Who Never Got It, And Never Will"

Party_Liquor · 2013-10-29T20:28:30+00:00

I agree with the consensus here that responding is a losing scenario. She wants men to respond because she is looking for a fight. Also, there is nothing that anyone could say to change her opinion so what is the use.

I understand your frustration. I struggle with it myself. I find myself wanting to argue with these people, foolishly thinking that they are going to respond to logic and reject the patently ridiculous ideas they spew. However, after having learned the hard way, I no longer engage such people. Don't waste your energy or put yourself through the aggrivation.

h_b_b · 2013-10-29T19:14:47+00:00

I can't stand girls who post this kind of feminist soapbox bullshit, which conveniently fails to mention how (beta) men bend over backwards to cater to their whimsies for even the slightest chance of sex. Although I should probably cut whoever wrote and/or posted this some slack, they're probably getting raped by everything everywhere right now because patriarchy^ugh

hashtagpound2point2 · 2013-10-29T20:39:58+00:00

Please please please do not comment. The best thing every guy could about this is just ignore it and let the 20-some womangirls like it and comment. If 0 men bother to read this, then the entire post goes to waste which is exactly what you want.

lordofthejelly · 2013-10-29T21:17:57+00:00

I'm really thinking about if it's even worth to respond

It actually might be, but keep in mind who your real audience is.

You're never going to convince the insane feminist, but for every psychopath on the internet there's 20 people reading/lurking who are non-psychopath and on the fence. The "silent majority", if you will.

If you don't convince the girl, but 15 of the people on the fence are swung over to your side, you fucking win.

icallmyselfmonster · 2013-10-29T18:34:12+00:00

Margret Thatcher.

2013-10-29T20:53:59+00:00

DO NOT ENGAGE.

Ignore it. Just fucking ignore it.

You can't argue with these people. You can't teach them anything, you can only stay the fuck out of their way.

FortunateBum · 2013-10-29T21:02:19+00:00

Feminism is a shit test. Any man who responds will automatically go on her "never fuck" list.

ComeFromTheWater · 2013-10-29T21:45:43+00:00

Block the fuck out of her posts. Seriously, I have so many "friends" blocked from my wall that I don't even know who I am "friends" with anymore.

Facebook really pisses me off, and it's mostly the women on there showboating.

jolly--roger · 2013-10-29T18:35:15+00:00

after 4 lines: far too many ifs.

watersign · 2013-10-29T20:54:41+00:00

lol, the difference between a man and a woman is, when a woman says something like dicks are gross or cum is nasty, most if not all dudes are probably not offended. its the opposite for women

2013-10-29T21:10:04+00:00

Let us take a moment to realize our male privilege and how females inherently have life harder in every aspect than a male/sarcasm

These idiots can cry all they want about stuff.

mister_zd · 2013-10-29T22:57:18+00:00

But wait a minute... All of this is already happening to some extent !

We are being abused by the matriarchy and getting worse everyday!

Flash_Bandicoot · 2013-10-30T18:34:43+00:00

As a car guy, the part about the mechanic really chaps my ass. You can tell the author of this trash really looks down on blue collar dudes. Of course a mechanic is going to be a little greasy, he's fixing your car so your cunt ass doesn't have to get dirty.

redpilldude · 2013-10-30T01:19:51+00:00

Ok, this shit is ridiculous and unworthy of a response, but I'll comment on these topics:

What if all women were bigger and stronger than you?

So what? The vast majority of men aren't violent or dangerous.

And thought they were smarter?

Why does the poster think that all men believe that they are smarter than all women? This is a stereotype, and I'm sure that all men don't believe this.

What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly?

Some men have been raped by women. At least society accepts that women can be raped by men. A lot of people believe that men can't be raped by women, and male rape victims don't get the type of support that they desperately need.

What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs?

This isn't the 1920s. Many women have climbed the corporate ladder and become CEOs.

What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes?

LOL. Many women do make jokes about this.

What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis.

LOL. I've heard many women say that they will only date well-endowed men.

What if you had to explain what's wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons?

Is this even a serious question? LOL. When I take my car to the dealership for service, they are very professional and courteous, and I've never seen any posters of naked men or women. Where does she take her car?!

What if men's magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like "How to tell if your wife is unfaithful" or "What your doctor won't tell you about your prostate" or "The truth about impotence."

If you don't like the subject matter in women's magazines, then don't buy the magazine. Or, write a letter to the magazine editor and tell them what you would like to read. Why are you complaining to us about this problem when we didn't cause the problem and we are unable to fix the problem?

What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you "Honey"?

If this actually happened, then report this shit to the licensing board. If you are uncomfortable with a male doctor, then go to a female doctor.

What if you had to inhale your boss' stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job?

Is this even a realistic question? In western societies, there are laws that designed to prevent this from happening, and employees can sue their company if this does happen. Also, women aren't the only people who experience sexual harassment at work.

What if you couldn't get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running?

Is this a serious question? What company actually does this?

This is the most ridiculous thing that I've read in a long time. Anyone who believes this hogwash needs to be committed to an asylum because they are obviously unfit to live in society.

junoguten · 2013-10-30T02:45:27+00:00

Haha. They got that sob story about "sleep with me or lose your job". Now they're just gonna use the same word for that and for "you probably shouldn't wear high heels if you're gonna be an electrician."

RedSunBlue · 2013-10-30T04:18:50+00:00

What if men's magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like "How to tell if your wife is unfaithful" or "What your doctor won't tell you about your prostate" or "The truth about impotence."

...then (straight) men wouldn't buy them.

A lot of this feminist minging seems to be based upon a simple inability to understand supply and demand.

kommissar_chaR · 2013-10-30T04:38:14+00:00

Best response? 'k'.

drrtyfrrnr · 2013-10-30T14:45:55+00:00

This deserves only one response...

"...what if this, what if that. well the world is the way it is, hun. sux2b u"

trpmdsrfggts · 2013-10-30T16:00:41+00:00

If I lived in such a world -

I wouldn't buy such dumb magazines or watch similar TV shows

I would learn how to fix my damn car myself

I would get some sort of weapon and start going to the gym and a martial arts class

I would work for myself or from home

"Problem" solved. But that takes some effort doesn't it?

jagrmeister721 · 2013-10-30T16:17:53+00:00

She has a great point; we're all lurking behind bushes, trying to rape women WITHOUT KY Jelly, of course. And my boss recently gave me a promotion, not because I've been working weekends to make up for our team being shorthanded, but because I gave him a signed notarized document, co-signed by my doctor claiming that I do not menstruate. As for wars, for this accusation, all I can think about are the graveyards filled with men who died in the most violent way on the battlefield, who risked everything for the security and freedom of women and children they left behind.

vengefully_yours · 2013-10-29T20:35:06+00:00

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Title	This shit is blowing up my facebook wall
Author	criticalshit
Upvotes	51
Comments	75
Date	October 29, 2013 5:52 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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