Tinder Height Verification - this better be a sick April Fool's joke

jamesistheman7 · 2019-03-30T19:08:40+00:00

Let's see this with weight verification (and yes, your children from 3 different daddies count as added weight)

buttgoogler · 2019-03-30T19:05:41+00:00

Inb4 "Tinder Bank Account Balance Verification".

Islam-Delenda-Est · 2019-03-30T21:31:41+00:00

This is clearly an April Fools joke, and a pretty good one at that.

GeorgiR · 2019-03-30T19:56:42+00:00

"Simply input your true, accurate height with a screenshot of you standing next to any commercial building. We’ll do some state-of-the-art verifying and you’ll receive your badge directly on your profile."

Uhhhh. Doesn't sound very reliable does it

anyway, can't wait for the weight verifier soon!

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2019-03-30T20:29:14+00:00

Gotta be April fool.

But if it isn't - insist on weight verification for females, AND no makeup, AND plastic surgery must be revealed up front.

Nokia_8 · 2019-03-30T19:49:51+00:00

Who cares? We knew taller guys are at an advantage anyway.

Reformed65 · 2019-03-30T19:15:25+00:00

"Our verification tool is...extremely hard to misuse."

I'm sure.

ShinyRedKetoPill · 2019-03-30T20:58:07+00:00

That would be a joke.

In South East Asia Tinder is full of pre-op ladyboys in the "female" category. People sent feedback for years. Tinder ignore it.

So it's ok for guys to have their time wasted showing up for a date and seeing a dude in a dress on estrogen but we have to verify our height... Crazy talk!

Jejmaze · 2019-03-30T23:27:15+00:00

It’s come to our attention that most of you 5’10ers out there are actually 5’6. The charade must stop. This type of dishonestly doesn’t just hurt your matches — it hurts us, too. Did it ever occur to you that we’re 5’6 and actually love our medium height? Did it ever occur to you that honesty is what separates humans from sinister monsters? Of course not.

Does anyone actually think this is serious? You know that it’s possible to be sarcastic on the internet without /s right?

womans_algorithm · 2019-03-31T09:35:55+00:00

Even if it is april fools, it's still sexist to men. I wonder if they will make "post selfie without makeup" anytime soon.

hominesunchained · 2019-03-31T09:56:54+00:00

"Eugenics is kinda cool" - 1870ish-1939.

"Eugenics is evil!" - 1945-1999ish.

"Eugenics is evil! (Unless it promotes the feminine imperative)" - 21st Century.

In the last quote, replace "eugenics" with pretty much anything you can think of and it will remain accurate.

Even if this is an April Fool's joke, it's not far off becoming reality. For the record, I have no real problem with eugenics (loosely defined as "the promotion of good genes"), but the hypocrisy on the left is simply astounding.

StarfallRondo · 2019-03-31T01:23:36+00:00

The instant you bring up Tinder needing to add a "weight verification" for females, they all lose their heads tho. lol

Vikingcel · 2019-03-30T19:21:30+00:00

Non-issue to anyone who doesn't lie about their height.

SnowMonkeyCracker · 2019-03-31T04:52:19+00:00

Checks calendar. It is a legit April Fools.

The female equivalent would be to take a selfie on a see-saw to calculate true weight.

ChadThundagaCock · 2019-03-31T06:35:31+00:00

Those idiots would lose 90 percent of their business. Most men aren't 6'3. This is an April Fools Joke for sure. If it's not, then Tinder just made the worst business decision in the history of business decisions.

Smerdakas · 2019-03-31T09:46:38+00:00

Tinder's AI should make recent body pics obligatory. I'm tired of fatties with 5 different face selfies.

Jake_le_Dog · 2019-03-31T11:55:04+00:00

Remember that on tinder, you are the least valuable user. Just as in real life, you are easily replaceable. The company's main goal is to keep the females happy. That's why most of you visit.

This entry is written for those women who use tinder. It's catering to their perceived demands, getting a smirk out of them, making them feel like a snowflake.

Whether it's a joke or not, remember, they don't care about you. Only you know how to continue.

HomeHeatingTips · 2019-03-30T20:36:50+00:00

Men need to boycott Tinder asap. Untill there is weight verification for women. This is a sexist double standard and shouldn't be tolerated

Orochimaru331 · 2019-03-30T20:15:07+00:00

Wow I can’t believe this is real and it might happen lol

NobodyP1 · 2019-03-31T02:17:07+00:00

Then these me chilling at 6”2

Mineralrecords · 2019-03-31T08:38:32+00:00

Do you idiots actually think that is real? How can a person capable of reading be so stupid as to believe such an OBVIOUS joke?

cobalt1728 · 2019-04-01T01:25:00+00:00

This may be a "April Fools" Joke, but why was it released before april fools?

This seems like more of a "beta test" to see if society will accept this. Which it will. Because men today are pathetic.

throwlaca · 2019-03-31T06:01:35+00:00

Let’s be real, when it comes to online dating — honesty is the best policy.

Lol

wholewheatdirtydog · 2019-03-31T11:17:16+00:00

Im fairly certain they will claim it was a early April fool's joke but then again they need to keep a large female consumer base in order to attract guys to the app and then make them buy Tinder plus and what not. Im 5 10/5 11 so im not too fussed.

classysocks423 · 2019-03-31T14:10:48+00:00

as somebody whos 6 foot, I fucking wish this was real lol. That shit would be like a blue check on twitter

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Mr_Badass · 2019-03-30T18:40:44+00:00

April Fools Joke.

mallardcove · 2019-03-30T19:47:15+00:00

It's absolutely a joke

pacjax · 2019-03-30T21:19:32+00:00

u dont need verification to see Im 6'4 in my pictures lul. Im not gonna do that

Wolveryn · 2019-03-31T00:18:28+00:00

LMAO, pretty sure any guy lying about their height is going to get spotted as lying when they meet the girl and they're a foot shorter than stated.

There is absolutely no possible way that tinder can access corporate building details and use image recognition to get any descernable accurate understanding of the subject in the foreground based off nothing but a single photo.

This is 1000% obviously a April fools joke.

baddorox · 2019-03-31T02:11:46+00:00

hahahaha I don't think it's sick though. Maybe a little cruel, but that is all.

MrRaspberryJamz · 2019-03-31T05:16:59+00:00

30 years old faced only rejection because of my height, get denied jobs because of muh skin color. I'm honestly at the point in which suicide is looking better and better.

Angry_runt · 2019-03-31T07:52:31+00:00

Obviously a joke.

Besides, this can't be done from a technical standpoint, at least not in the way they described. I suppose they could ask you to take a snap of your driver license if you're from someplace where there's height included on it. Even then the only difference would be the verification badge.

Imperator_Red · 2019-03-31T15:50:22+00:00

Briffault's law has been extended throughout all aspects of our society. The only things that matter are those which fullfill some need or want of women.

MichaelBolton513 · 2019-03-31T20:29:25+00:00

Some office employee working M-F 9-5 probably posted it Friday because they didn't want to be late

RedPilledGodEmperor · 2019-03-31T22:47:13+00:00

Part of me wants to act like I'm surprised that this is actually happening, but I'm not. This all plays into women's hypergamy and has nothing to do with men's preferences.

Why do I say that? Most men don't give a shit about height. Whether it's a woman whose shorter, same height or taller, men don't care about height. While many women (even ones who are 5 feet tall) will not date men shorter than 6 feet tall and even choose an ugly 6 foot guy, over a good looking guy who is 5'9"

EDIT: This is probably a very early April Fool's joke. We will have to see if they ever debut this

Psychological_Radish · 2019-04-01T04:58:06+00:00

Clearly a joke but it wouldn't surprise me if this became reality in the near future. Bumble recently introduced a feature allowing women to filter out men using a variety of criteria, including height. In that sense Tinder is somewhat more egalitarian.

adminsaregayniggers · 2019-04-02T01:52:42+00:00

you can tell who is a manlet from the comments here

SouloftheVoid · 2019-04-02T19:57:06+00:00

I would accept this as long as there is also annual BMI verification.

party_dragon · 2019-03-31T01:02:13+00:00

Oh come on, relax, shitlord! It's an awesome April Fool's joke!

Lesic · 2019-03-31T08:34:02+00:00

Reading the comments here, outcries of angry manlets against it, made me laugh out loud.

Title	Tinder Height Verification - this better be a sick April Fool's joke
Author	apskidb
Upvotes	100
Comments	90
Date	March 30, 2019 6:36 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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