Valentine's Day

lord_of_vader · 2014-02-05T18:53:18+00:00

I'm going to hit up a joint in the suburbs and go on a cougar safari. I already have my bottles of Sutter Home and Barry Manilow CDs for bait.

Aerobus · 2014-02-05T20:25:46+00:00

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YouDislikeMyOpinion · 2014-02-05T20:22:29+00:00

Add 5lbs to my bench by that day.

Evolved_Red · 2014-02-05T17:07:16+00:00

Hit the bar, this is the first year since I've started dating that i'm single on valentines day and i'm going out. I can only dream of such an opourtunity, it's like halloween just less slutty and more desperation.

ar10308 · 2014-02-05T19:18:21+00:00

Skittles then "bring da movies."

Ovadox · 2014-02-05T21:49:18+00:00

I posted a personal ad on craigslist targeting post-wall women essentially saying that I am offering my services as a paid actor to play the role of boyfriend for the night so that they can take me to parties or whatever and impress their friends. Part of my role is that I work for Doctors without Borders so that she can claim I went to Sudan a week later and was killed my militants. No pesky questions about where I went. I explicitly stated that I am NOT offering sex and that is strictly forbidden, haha.

JohnEngland · 2014-02-05T23:11:58+00:00

The best part is the pre-Valentine's Day single girl panic.

Women are desperate to have a date so they don't feel like failures in front of their friends. It's THE best time to pick up new plates.

AdmiralVonJackass · 2014-02-05T20:28:17+00:00

Going out for a girl's 18th birthday. I'm 29 and she wants to fuck, but I think I'll just use them as social proof and snag a better catch at the venue. My former oneitis (pre-trp) will be there too.

This gun be gud

le_king_falcon · 2014-02-05T22:42:34+00:00

House of cards season 2 is released on the 14th.

Phone off TV binge for me. Frank Underwood will be my valentine.

SillyAmerican · 2014-02-05T23:24:54+00:00

I wish I was single on Valentines day. The bars are filled with single Ladies that want to hook up. But I have a girlfriend so I will be buying presents, taking her out and paying for everything, giving her chocolate and cards and hoping she might let me touch her boobs....SIKE

Me and my girl are going to cook together at my place. Then we're going to fuck a lot. Normal friday.

Klondike3 · 2014-02-05T17:44:49+00:00

Damn, Friday is abs day for me.

thebigspooner · 2014-02-05T20:01:47+00:00

I'm either going out Friday night or I might be sent on travel for work. Which means I'll just be going out at night in San Diego.

Or maybe I'll just go to Tijuana.

ashman89 · 2014-02-05T22:41:32+00:00

Valentine days? more like "No-Mance Day" boycott that day by simply regarding it as any other day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeoA7J94NQQ

kjempegreier · 2014-02-06T02:03:22+00:00

I'll be in Amsterdam for a bachelor party.

PrinceBarrington · 2014-02-05T21:19:35+00:00

I'm dressing my girl in lingerie and banging her brains out, same as most days!

BetamaxFaggle · 2014-02-05T22:17:47+00:00

I have generally disengaged from women from Jan 20th to Feb 15th for the last 2-3 years.

Last year, I was 'asked out' (unsolicited) by 6 different women in the 3 weeks before Valentine's Day, just so they could get the validation of male attention during this special time. All other months of the year produced one other woman approaching unsolicited.

p3ndulum · 2014-02-05T23:04:11+00:00

Probably continue building my War of Nations army while sitting alone in my dark, candle lit bedroom.

There's a slim chance that I might find myself at a poker table in Niagara Falls - and if that's the case, I'll spend the entire night leaving people believing that I'm some kind of magician.

If I get laid, it'll be completely by accident.

[deleted] · 2014-02-05T23:49:23+00:00

Shoot a few rounds of trap.

[deleted] · 2014-02-06T16:15:34+00:00

My girlfriend would find that hilarious. Im glad she has a sense of humor.

Aldovar · 2014-02-05T23:54:37+00:00

Steak and Bloodsport. It's kind of a tradition now.

dudebro48 · 2014-02-06T01:19:32+00:00

Entire new season of House of Cards comes out. Might also watch some of the Olympics.

MahlerNinth · 2014-02-06T02:01:11+00:00

Full body workout, a ton of stretching, and then to the bar.

[deleted] · 2014-02-06T02:39:08+00:00

Obligated generosity isn't really generosity is it? Certainly not if it's also expected to be one-sided.

If I want to be romantic, I'll do it whenever I feel like it (ideally when she's least expecting it).

[deleted] · 2014-02-06T03:19:40+00:00

Wait a month for Steak & BJ day and drown myself in feminist tears.

rpking · 2014-02-06T04:10:32+00:00

Lazar is the man.

Staple_Stable · 2014-02-06T04:17:19+00:00

Legs on Monday master race.

[deleted] · 2014-02-06T04:38:11+00:00

Chocolates by day,

Gonna hit the clubs by night

pulsar1919 · 2014-02-06T07:25:22+00:00

Going to give my girlfriend a little something I'm sure she'll like, but I'm not making a big deal out of it since I really don't care about the 14th.

[deleted] · 2014-02-05T21:02:58+00:00

That day is a competition between women fueled by jealousy to enact a fairy tale that only serves to waste men's time and money.

If you're a beta doing game and want to get laid that day just pay off her friends to send her messages about how they're so excited about fucking their hot stud date. The moron will probably sleep with you just to curtail the jealousy and then report you for rape the next day when she realizes what a sucker she is. I'd testify you did it too just to get another moron put in jail. Valentine's Day suckers should be in jail.

The gym, pump & dump.

RojoEscarlata · 2014-02-06T02:40:09+00:00

Smoke weed and read

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Title	Valentine's Day
Author	bama79rolltide
Upvotes	142
Comments	86
Date	February 5, 2014 5:03 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1x3g6j/valentines_day/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/valentines-day.10939 https://theredarchive.com/post/10939

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