"Alphas only swipe right". Looking for a relationship, but only wants alphas? Those two things contradict each others. Alphas don't settle for 1 girl. And if they did, they wouldn't go for the 26 year with a face full of acne and greasy skin. Another alpha widow on her way to the wall.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-22T21:54:39+00:00

This one might not be a raging dumpster fire compared to many others we've featured, but she's only willing to be bothered with top tier men without saying what she offers besides loyalty.

Just because she's not as unreasonable in her search for commitment as most, doesn't make her reasonable.

polishknightusa · 2021-07-22T18:31:30+00:00

Her profile text says she doesn't do FWB, but her lip piercing says otherwise...

It's neat that manosphere terms have invaded the maintream. They use them incorrectly but through osmosis (unlike the piercing), the message is (slowly) getting through. She'll figure it out when she hits the wall.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-07-22T18:44:12+00:00

Notice she said "ideally" looking for a relationship.

It is the sort of thing I would have historically overlooked. But she is saying she is up for something casual really. The follow up sentence seems to contradict this but I am not convinced. Why use "ideally". You either are or are not.

StevenStooch · 2021-07-22T19:27:15+00:00

I wonder what percentage of women who talk about “loyalty” in their bios have cheated on their SO’s? And why do women feel the need to virtue signal about how “loyal” they are?

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-07-22T19:28:19+00:00

This must be the 1,789,945,456th profile on Tinder (the original hookup app) claiming to not do fwb and situationships. Bitch if you are on that platform that is exactly what you are looking for.

Dumloko · 2021-07-22T19:55:04+00:00

I'm blunt with a dark sense of humor.

AKA "I'm an insufferable bitch with no sense of tact and I think my witty and abrasive comments are funny."

droden · 2021-07-22T18:42:25+00:00

asymmetrical who from whoville does in fact ONS "i never usually do this chad" just not for you.

our_purring_majesty · 2021-07-22T19:19:42+00:00

These eyes. These damn eyes looking so desperate for the excitement she used to have in live. I can imagine, she already started to notice reality, peering through her carefully constructed matrix, — in a few years it will finally say hello and it will hit like a truck.

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-07-22T22:22:29+00:00

It's like Kevin Samuels asking these girls their requirements and they are always sky-high and then he asks: do you ever meet this type of man? And after they lie a bit, it is always No.

They just feel this type of man will materialise right in front of them like the Star Trek transporter.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-22T20:15:57+00:00

Greasy hair, greasy skin, acne and lip piercing. Calling all Alphas this could be yours!

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-22T21:37:57+00:00

She's using psychological tactics to secure both the Alpha guy to fuck her brains out, and the Beta to pay her bills and take her to fancy places.

By saying, "Alphas only swipe right" she is challenging guys which would make them swipe right to prove they're "Alpha". Of course she would only fuck hot guys and the rest can paypal her money.

Total fucking parasite I would say.

Ponder3277 · 2021-07-22T18:42:54+00:00

"Accountant"

Joaquino7997 · 2021-07-22T21:37:31+00:00

I'm blunt with a dark sense of humor.

Translates to "I'm a heartless bitch."

Hard pass.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-07-22T21:08:49+00:00

We get it We all live to travel

No.

Dark sense of humor

Probably sick. There's a time and a place, and the time is not all the time.

Blunt,

"Rude"

but loyal like no other

She will be extremely pissed off when she deems you to be unloyal, because she is SO LOYAL. She will be very vindictive because she thinks so highly of herself.

BeholdTheHair · 2021-07-22T20:39:30+00:00

Eh. I think this one's running afoul of Rule 5.

She's not bitching about her previous poor choice in men. She's not looking for a bailout. She's not displaying egregious entitlement.

In fact, aside from the well-camouflaged "ideally" /u/InevitableOwl1 spotted, there ain't nothin' special about this profile at all.

I suppose I may be missing something in the "Alphas only swipe right" line. Frankly, I've no idea what the hell she means by that.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-22T18:51:44+00:00

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Gaiinahat · 2021-07-23T00:46:40+00:00

"Tattoos are not a personality trait"

Yet she thinks piercings are! She probably has tongue, belly button, clit piercings as well. Quite the little slut this one is.

"I'm blunt with a dark sense of humor."

From the look on her face, I'm pretty sure she takes some heavy duty meds to keep that "dark sense of humor" in check.

"I'm definitely not for everyone but I'm loyal like no other"

She's a crazy bitch, but if you can survive the manic phases, she'll stick with you as long as you're still breathing afterwards.

"I'm ideally looking for a relationship. I don't do fwb or situationships."

In the meantime, Chad Thundercocks are welcome, since they're, well, alpha. At least until alpha-looking beta bitch comes along, ideally.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-07-22T23:05:38+00:00

She's an idiot and very delusional..... respectfully.

aad7990 · 2021-07-22T22:29:10+00:00

Too many demands from a b with two different sized eyeballs.

Aurelian1960 · 2021-07-23T01:39:04+00:00

She looks idiotic.

NetherIndy · 2021-07-23T02:28:31+00:00

Basic as a bottle of bleach.

Alphas only.

meerita · 2021-07-23T10:04:28+00:00

"I'm blunt, with a dark sense of humor"

No, you're just a joke.

"I'm definitely not for everyone"

Exactly, you are not fit for anyone.

Jeviok · 2021-07-23T18:31:22+00:00

I don't like to travel or go outside.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-07-23T03:53:27+00:00

That míle stán bod of hers tells me everything I need to know about her.

coke501 · 2021-07-23T06:54:01+00:00

I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here. It's in her "We get it"-section, so i think she only shows awareness of the numbers-game.

mustangfrank · 2021-07-23T21:59:54+00:00

Alphas swipe right... looking for a relationship, don't do FWB.

Alphas/Chads don't commit, so the only relationship she will have will be the P&D. then at 30, Boo Hoo WAATGM when she was never looking for good men to begin with.

yakubmademedoit · 2021-07-25T17:09:22+00:00

I've noticed loyalty is the go to thing they bring to the table. So, it's loyalty and a moist hole. I'll pass.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-25T20:09:25+00:00

She's mocking men. What do we always say on here when we see "I love to travel, be outdoors, and tattoos"?

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-30T14:17:23+00:00

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polishknightusa · 2021-07-22T18:50:32+00:00

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