Anyone interested?

evil-nick · 2020-01-15T14:10:11+00:00

none of those activities are "hobbies"

mimitchi86 · 2020-01-15T14:13:26+00:00

Lady, you're 30 years old with two kids. The days of going clubbing are over. Shopping only happens at the grocery store or the kids clothing section. Grow up.

DangZagnut · 2020-01-15T14:15:11+00:00

"Parent my kids while I go get drunk with the girls."

evil-nick · 2020-01-15T13:57:35+00:00

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.

truehue281 · 2020-01-15T13:58:27+00:00

So essentially she wants a paying babysitter

Dan240z · 2020-01-15T14:02:40+00:00

Nope accept her kids as you're own WTF and I bet you she doesn't want to have you're kids lol 😂 I see this all the time. I repeat if you're dating a single mom in this day and age you need to have your head checked out.

aswedishtiger · 2020-01-15T15:01:30+00:00

Gotta love football cause your son does? How about fuck off?

Llawgoch25 · 2020-01-15T16:02:10+00:00

1000+ miles away........People in this sub are really putting in the work, thank you Sir

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-01-15T15:25:30+00:00

My ~~hobbies~~ preferred way to waste your money include...

These women can't spell for shit.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-01-15T15:55:31+00:00

Too many demands. Nothing to offer except a used up pussy jizzed by many before him.

Hard pass.

fuddubandha · 2020-01-15T14:45:58+00:00

Cuz of this ☝️i am out.

daniellederek · 2020-01-15T17:05:14+00:00

I'm available my offer is $120k per year plus meals and accommodations and a monthly visit with a sexual professional. I promise to raise them kids right and take no shit .

If this is agreeable please forward an initial payment of $30k to begin the 3 month trial.....

SavageMGTOW89 · 2020-01-15T16:32:01+00:00

Lol. Hobbies are spending your money. These broads literally provide no relationship value.

chalulin · 2020-01-15T15:44:17+00:00

How about the guy that inseminated her becomes a father figure? Does that thought ever come up? Because it seems simple enough, right?

Clubbing after 2 kids? Someone is trying to hold on to the carrousel....I see her as being 80 and saying she still likes clubbing...

TEMystic · 2020-01-15T16:15:04+00:00

Ew I guess she can't pull anyone at the club anymore but so she went to OLD?

I bet her kids are bratty AF.

DoctorTagada · 2020-01-15T16:15:06+00:00

My hobbies include going shopping

He gotta accept his wallet as her own. Am I doing this right?

Natuasi · 2020-01-15T17:05:02+00:00

Fucking amazing how she doesn’t even understand how her interest (hobbies) are exactly why she’s in the fucked up predicament she’s in. Lol.

The cognitive dissonance is mind boggling.

ToraChan23 · 2020-01-15T19:36:46+00:00

Controversial opinion:

When you're a mommy of 2, "clubbing" should no longer be on your short list of hobbies

TwilightSea · 2020-01-15T16:21:24+00:00

Go clubbing. Aka look after my kids while I have a fun time with Chad. Woman, you should stop clubbing and raise your bastard children

moodyblues89 · 2020-01-15T16:27:44+00:00

Shopping is a hobby???

geyejoe7 · 2020-01-15T17:43:29+00:00

"going clubbing"

Well we know how she got the 2 kids

BeerandGuns · 2020-01-15T21:02:09+00:00

Interesting thing this sub has made me start realizing because of someone’s comments. Notice she has a list of demands and what’s required from someone she’s looking for. She lists zero things that she’s bringing to a relationship. It got me thinking of an old relationship where my ex would tell me the things she expected of me as a boyfriend/future husband in a relationship. Looking back on it never once did she say or indicated what she offered except a vagina.

This is at most a “hit it and quit it if you’re desperate” while wearing protection.

clinton-dix-pix · 2020-01-15T15:39:40+00:00

Her hobbies include spending your money and spending your money, plus she looks like an actual bridge troll! Line forms behind me, boys.

Alturius · 2020-01-15T21:59:52+00:00

Red Flags everywhere with this one! She's got parenting the wrong way around! Kids do not dictate what goes down. Who is the role model here? the new man? or her son who 'loves football'? "He's gotta accept my kids as his own, be very family oriented, faithful, loyal, affectionate" What?? Just like your previous 2 baby daddies did! NOT!! This is all totally fucked up! By a total fuckup! Let me offer an alternative translation of her 'hobbies':

shopping = "I love spending someone else's hard earned cash on myself".

Sing karaoke = "I sound just like Celine Dione after 9 Coronas! Honestly I do even if I do say so myself!"

Go clubbing = "You babysit Chad junior and Tyronette junior whilst I do some horizontal dancing in the club with Cads/Chads/Chancers".

Hang out with family and friends = "... whilst you babysit, oh and I need money for gas to go visit"

machinadrive02 · 2020-01-15T21:54:49+00:00

She has like no real hobbies wtf

Chiliresident · 2020-01-15T15:38:23+00:00

Well she does live 1000+ miles away so there is a silver lining here. Your reward for cleaning up this money pit is you get to wake up to that face every morning.

Docbear64 · 2020-01-15T15:48:24+00:00

No one should want to be your kids daddy ... except for there actual daddy ....

richflys · 2020-01-15T16:57:54+00:00

after seeing the knit hat, gangster look and tiger couch I didn’t need to even read more.

z1joshmon · 2020-01-15T19:25:12+00:00

when someone's hobbies start with "going shopping" then you have a sneak peek of the depth of their character. Millimeters.

Not to mention that none of those things are really even hobbies. Actually, and this is pretty telling, most of her listed hobbies are first date ideas.

RUN

fudgicle2018 · 2020-01-15T21:22:09+00:00

HOBBIES: "Putting my kids out with Xanax so I can go clubbing"

Demiansky · 2020-01-16T01:11:16+00:00

"My hobby is shopping." Most under rated red flag ever.

Translation: "I will work hard to make sure we never have any savings."

Homicidal_Reluctance · 2020-01-15T17:18:54+00:00

"I want a live in babysitter so I can still go live life like a single lady"

MRMRising · 2020-01-15T19:27:13+00:00

ffs, look at that hat she is wearing, how ratchet is that? She looks like the kind of women that would start a mini-riot in Popeye's if they ran out of chicken sammi's.

maruadventurer · 2020-01-15T22:00:36+00:00

My hobby is spending YOUR money!

jacketguy · 2020-01-15T22:10:33+00:00

utterly disgusting

AttachableSheep · 2020-01-15T23:02:12+00:00

Okay but, what does she have to offer? I see the list of expectations, but... aren't these profiles made to attract people? She didn't list a single good quality about herself.

2facedkaro · 2020-01-16T02:42:10+00:00

Looking for faithful husband to be father figure, must be family oriented, parental figure to my kids. My hobbies are being away from family, partying, other non family activities, having you pay for stuff. OH AND HANGING WITH FAMILY, TOTALLY. Sounds legit.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-01-15T17:16:40+00:00

Not just no, but hell no!

ser-of-wood-doors · 2020-01-15T17:36:50+00:00

Shopping is NOT a hobby.

dwc151 · 2020-01-15T19:12:25+00:00

Raise Tyrone's kids as my own? I don't fucking think so.

fudgicle2018 · 2020-01-15T21:20:09+00:00

Peking duck lips.

maruadventurer · 2020-01-15T22:04:33+00:00

Oh and the smug kiss my ass pic is shall we say, endemic of her personality.

Xijit · 2020-01-15T22:12:04+00:00

Sure, why not: I have a kink for human train wrecks looking to bankrupt me.

DeanLivanos · 2020-01-15T22:22:36+00:00

My hobbies are watching movies and shopping

Kek

z31fanatic · 2020-01-15T23:27:58+00:00

So she wants someone who is everything that she is not and offers everything that she doesn't.

And her hobbies include shopping, clubbing, karaoke. How typical.

fourthwallmotionless · 2020-01-15T23:36:52+00:00

No thanks

BreakfastForDinnn · 2020-01-16T03:03:19+00:00

1000+ miles away yet still somehow not far enough

bablfish · 2020-01-16T06:25:26+00:00

fat as fuck - ready to settle for beta cuck

Scourmont · 2020-01-16T12:46:27+00:00

Dollars to doughnuts she's Filipina which is a "I'd rather chop my dick off and gouge out my eyes than be involved with her" proposition. They stop maturing at about age 3 and will just drain your soul. Source: my ex wife was Filipina, I was a blue pilled nawalt at the time.

Profitglutton · 2020-01-15T17:12:16+00:00

Only type of guy she should be looking for are single fathers with two or more kids.

bosslife242 · 2020-01-15T17:25:09+00:00

The hanging out with family and friends thing was a deal breaker for personally. Seemed too much like a normal human being but maybe we can work something out.

/s

MostlyKelp · 2020-01-15T17:27:39+00:00

THat hat is an instance no, But wait, there's more nopes!!

Kernalburger · 2020-01-15T18:13:55+00:00

That 1000+ miles away ain't far enough from that slag

kew05gp · 2020-01-15T18:41:15+00:00

Me, me, me, my kids, my kids, me, me, me to infinity.

AskLwsTmh · 2020-01-15T19:25:58+00:00

Those aren’t hobbies besides karaoke

CrotchMcAwesome · 2020-01-15T20:29:47+00:00

She didn't specifically say no hookups. But attempt at own risk.

0_0Sup · 2020-01-15T20:37:08+00:00

Your hobbies sound really fun, and expensive. You must be very well off to afford it all.

2020-01-15T20:40:41+00:00

The irony.. chicks like this will never date a man who has kids.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-15T20:58:03+00:00

Why don't you guys just Man Up already and hand over your credit cards to her?

1st10Amendments · 2020-01-15T21:29:12+00:00

I misread “... go clubbing... “ as “go chubby.”

astoicguy · 2020-01-15T21:29:51+00:00

Hmmmm no thanks!

kyledontcare · 2020-01-15T21:54:14+00:00

Is this the poster child for toxic femininity?

RT-AC66U · 2020-01-15T22:26:36+00:00

Shopping is a hobby...

RT-AC66U · 2020-01-15T22:26:53+00:00

Shopping is a hobby...

2020-01-15T23:01:02+00:00

Yeah, go on then.

Subtlevibes · 2020-01-15T23:46:37+00:00

Yooo isn't that the female cop from the wire?

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-01-16T02:06:05+00:00

She's damaged goods.

rellik13xx · 2020-01-16T02:47:44+00:00

Now who's going to be a MAN and wife this Queen up.

ifuc---pipeline · 2020-01-16T03:36:21+00:00

Nope

Jarin01 · 2020-01-16T05:04:08+00:00

I just can't even. Even if she was a perfect 10, two kids is still a deal breaker. Hell one is a deal breaker for a relationship but at least when they only have one you can still find time for a hookup.

rvail136 · 2020-01-16T07:11:23+00:00

Nope!

Didn't read the profile before answering. The pic was enough to turn me completely off.

2020-01-16T11:18:39+00:00

Jesus fucking christ women today are so lame and boring that being in a relationship with them makes solitary confinement seem like a 90s rave.

coldsteel86 · 2020-01-16T13:21:25+00:00

Wait what happened to the two fathers of your children?????? Were they not loyal,romantic, family oriented, stable.

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-17T18:17:05+00:00

Someone explain to me why, when I went on tinder, all the women said they enjoy doing things that are fun. Hobbies include shopping? What the fuck? That’s not a hobby. Some of them say “I enjoy humor and good food” yeah EVERYONE ENJOYS HUMOR AND GOOD FOOD. It’s like saying “I enjoy sex” yes...everyone does dipshit.

tuat98 · 2020-01-18T14:13:36+00:00

She’s literally not even decent looking enough to even have any demands.

Something_Chronical · 2020-01-20T04:37:43+00:00

loneliness-inc · 2020-01-15T14:49:03+00:00

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yung-gung · 2020-01-15T15:41:38+00:00

Naaa, this is the profile of an actual human with an actual human brain, lol

barnorama123 · 2020-01-15T22:12:52+00:00

Sign me up please!!! 😂😂🖕

Rafique678 · 2020-01-18T23:58:39+00:00

she looks like a guy

Title	Anyone interested?
Author	yung-gung
Upvotes	677
Comments	135
Date	January 15, 2020 1:53 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ep2l5w/anyone_interested/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/anyone-interested.342476 https://theredarchive.com/post/342476

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