Holy leftovers Batman!

loneliness-inc · 2020-01-29T04:26:09+00:00

Dear God...

Why do consequences have to follow actions?

Why does responsibility have to follow freedom?

Why is Authority necessary four responsibilities?

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?

Why can't I take all the freedom for myself and we've all the responsibility for Mr Right?

Why can't I demand responsibility from him while quoting all the authority for myself?

Why can't I be a born-again virgin?

Why does my body count matter?

Where are all the good men?

God oh dear God, where are all the good Christian men?

Just want a good man to love me for who I am,

Signed, Carol

Scourmont · 2020-01-28T21:26:16+00:00

Modern religion has boiled down to Jesus is my genie and if I accept Jesus/pray to Jesus/worship Jesus etc then He will go shazam and fix all my problems. They forgot the phrase "God helps those who help themselves" so you need to work on yourself first.

kevin32 · 2020-01-28T18:14:17+00:00

I imagine the dialog would be along the lines of John 4:15-19, except "husbands" would be replaced with "fuckboys".

Cristoff13 · 2020-01-28T23:10:17+00:00

Meanwhile, the message from most churchgoing single men is that single churchgoing women, even "age appropriate" ones, aren't interested in them.

Cykaveman · 2020-01-28T19:45:43+00:00

These born again whores forgot the verse about how a man who sleeps with a married woman (you become married as soon as you have sex) you commit adultery. The only women a religious man should ever consider is a virgin no older than 22. Non virgins, post wall ex thots, and thirty somethings are out of the question.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-01-28T19:42:59+00:00

It's like the epiphany phase is a 12 step program and going to church is the 3rd step.

Most fall off the wagon before they get to the 5th step.

DreamDelving · 2020-01-29T00:40:40+00:00

Why don't women just work on being better women? They don't want to cook, clean or maintain a husband and family. They act like men yet wonder why men don't want women who act like men. SMH you can't behave like a man and be expected to be treated like a woman. Equal right means equal responsibilities. 50/50 not the man pays for your ass.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-01-28T20:07:40+00:00

They're in church hope that some supernatural being will fix everything for them when in reality they and only they can fix themselves - but that would demand honesty, humility and introspection so that's not going to happen.

MGTOWManofMystery · 2020-01-29T00:09:49+00:00

No eggs, no ring.

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-01-28T23:09:46+00:00

They can wash away their sins but they can’t scrub hard enough to wash away the STDs and bastard kids. And now that they’ve found the Lord no pussy for you. The worst of all worlds.

kyledontcare · 2020-01-29T01:27:26+00:00

Ride the carousel like the filthy liberated women you are, but don't complain when that disqualifies you for marriage. You chose your path in life. No coerced you to be so loose, and quality men know better than to commit to you.

DjembeDrummerGuy8972 · 2020-01-29T00:54:20+00:00

The level of savagery in that reply is absolutely spot on. The Christian church is now bastardized to provide women with what they want, lack of agency and personal accountability.

azarah69 · 2020-01-29T06:41:46+00:00

This is actually true. Last year I went to this old church my family attended when I was young. It was very conservative. Only men in charge and women had to sit down and wear veils. Old school Latin culture. Fast forward 20 years and I walk in and the church is filled with single mothers wearing pants,many have tattoos and really all the trappings of today's modern women. Kids running around screaming and the "men" just going to and fro basically being beasts of burden. Strangely they were actually the only ones dressed like they went to church. As soon as I walked in a could feel the single mothers eyeing me up. Totally fucked.

ugluk1 · 2020-01-28T22:27:13+00:00

The Wall is undefeated, cunt.

notpcperson · 2020-01-28T19:28:19+00:00

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redveinlover · 2020-01-29T01:26:33+00:00

Who goes to church looking for poon? Either she's gonna be uptight and frigid or she'll be a phony,neither of which most men would want in a wife.

smokecheck1976 · 2020-01-29T10:28:49+00:00

This isn't a new problem. There was a disparity between men and women in church that dates back to the 1700s. Even then, women, and the male pastors were wondering how to get men in the building. In the 1800s, many preachers and priests were known for consorting more with women than men and adopting female mannerisms.

A huge part of the problem the church has it that, simply put, you sell to your existing customers. If it's women, then that means you aren't going to talk sing militant songs like "Onward Christian Soldiers" or give sermons challenging people to follow in Jesus example of austerity and devotion. The sermons that are given are instead saccharine, such as urging the flock to consider the lily of the valley and how God cares even for the Sparrow. Jesus, when he is presented, is presented as long-haired hippy boyfriend Jesus in songs like "He Walks With Me and He Talks With Me".

Men want to be challenged. Early Christianity rebelled against the Romans and their Gods. Christian men carried their faith into the north of Europe, against determined foes. No man wants to be sitting on the church redecorating committee, and it shows.

The challenge of Christianity has become how to be challenged as a Christian. You won't find that in women, or ironically, in church.

maximo1984 · 2020-01-29T12:40:09+00:00

Said it before, saying it again. They are trying to pivot to "I'm a conservative, god fearing, housewife. Where are the good men?"

But they aren't changing their real tune at all. Total manipulation.

nathant9170 · 2020-01-29T01:58:58+00:00

God made the Jews work hard for everything, Jesus was a carpenter without modern tools, why the hell would we be different?

Ivan_The_Reddish · 2020-01-29T02:01:13+00:00

Empty egg cartons

ThePlague · 2020-01-29T13:25:20+00:00

Marriage for men is like the lottery: a voluntary tax on people bad at math.

motorbiker1985 · 2020-01-29T00:52:36+00:00

Serbs like this one, same as other Slavs, simply say things as they are, they don't tiptoe around the truth.

The world needs to culturally appropriate (as is the popular term now) that.

alexdiezg · 2020-01-29T09:02:06+00:00

Shit's real when places such as 4chan teaches you a lesson

SirKolbath · 2020-01-30T14:52:35+00:00

Women at 18: “There’s no ‘one’.”

Women at 30: “There’s no one!”

TheSecondComing97 · 2020-01-28T22:04:45+00:00

Mad burn

MDMCrab · 2020-01-29T00:17:28+00:00

Pretty much.

Platinum247365 · 2020-01-29T02:20:56+00:00

Damn! Tried to look up the video URL and it's not available.

HorseJesusJr · 2020-01-29T02:52:54+00:00

Serious advice for those ladies.... trap em young

Logdog1987 · 2020-01-29T08:21:38+00:00

Hahahha SAGE. KYS OP! 😂 the Chan is life

_Icarus_Reborn_ · 2020-01-29T10:00:33+00:00

Anyone know what the video was?

Just copied the URL and it's coming back with video unavailable.

subaruguy14 · 2020-01-29T12:37:15+00:00

Best place to pull ass is church by far

nettrader7 · 2020-01-29T16:26:33+00:00

No thanks, these women being Christian are worse than prostitutes for giving their youth and passion to random assh$les for free. Staggering levels of disrespect. On top of that they are just utterly shameless!

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-02-01T21:37:10+00:00

you can start by getting 20 year olds back to church, if thats what your into. That was the old system, and it worked ~ok. Getting 30 year olds into church is a train wreck.

sportslover420 · 2020-01-28T22:04:40+00:00

It’s decent content but I wanna downvote and report for that stupid fucking title

Title	Holy leftovers Batman!
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	1076
Comments	156
Date	January 28, 2020 6:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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