Late-term epiphany: "just getting back after several years of self-discovery". Now looking for someone who makes me feel like my heart can catch fire with every look from him

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-11T17:55:34+00:00

I hate to remove this post since the conversations in the comments are so good, but her profile doesn't fit rule 5:

There's no sign she's seeking commitment.
she's not complaining about jerks, promiscuity, or any troubles finding a decent guy.
she's not being particularly entitled or unreasonable.

We don't aim to feature women just for being older and/or promiscuous. The elements listed in rule 5 must be present.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-11T10:04:57+00:00

Why do I get the feeling that women who embrace this whole idea of "self-discovery" or needing to travel extensively to "find herself" are doing nothing more than banging men in some other country until she's too sore or too broke to continue?

michael1962-01 · 2021-11-11T10:10:11+00:00

45? Those AI driven filters get better every month.

Next filter will be (xxxx cock stare - > yy cock stare. Pick a number)....

Traksimuss · 2021-11-11T09:42:49+00:00

In grandma age range and still chasing those Chads.

I guess Chads stopped calling long time ago.

Pie_sky · 2021-11-11T10:22:08+00:00

"Silly" implies youth, you'd expect that from a 20 something, not from a 40 something.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-11-11T09:39:07+00:00

Get to know each other offline but won’t give out her number until she knows you first so don’t ask for it ?

Pick one?

Or more likely - she will give her number to hot guys. If you have to ask for it then that is not you and you won’t get it

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-11-11T10:36:17+00:00

And she's already done with self-discovery at the precocious age of 45, too.

Someone ought to tell this chick that her courtship ritual wasn't supposed to last for over two decades, by cracky.

SoulKeen · 2021-11-11T11:27:23+00:00

That woman will never be happy....

Suck-Less · 2021-11-11T10:35:47+00:00

Translation: I’m tired of “that look” when I have to let them know about my STD’s.

Directaliator · 2021-11-11T14:12:41+00:00

"Independent" and "loyal".

Yeah, you have to pick one.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-11-11T12:43:49+00:00

Just getting back out there after several years of self discovery.

Translation: I was ridding CC. It damaged me, then I got older and took a break to figure out why Chads don't want me anymore

I learned how to bait & switch in the last ditch effort to lock down a sucker beta bux. Gods please, please have mercy and send me a beta provider.

slipkid223 · 2021-11-11T13:48:55+00:00

"Just looking for someone who makes me feel like my heart can catch fire with every look from him"

Translation: I banged a lot of guys and I need the tingles again.

Rick264 · 2021-11-11T12:22:01+00:00

This caption , had on the floor , she wants to catch fire from a look ...woman pls

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-11-11T12:22:40+00:00

"...several years of self discovery." = I rode the CC for so long, the motor finally gave out.

withrowsprings · 2021-11-11T13:06:33+00:00

"extensive travel" -- with no job and no wealth. How could be that possible. May be airline hostess.

SeparatePicture · 2021-11-11T13:31:37+00:00

Several years of self discovery? Is that like when I was 11 and learned how to masturbate?

Itburns12345 · 2021-11-11T14:06:42+00:00

Those 7 years of 'self discovery ' are what you're supposed to get out in your teens and 20s luv. Now as your eggs turn to mush and your looks disappear you want a man ....and not just any man one who (im assuming roughly same age) gives you the tingles all the time you look at him.

So despite 7 years of 'self discovery ' your grown up ass still thinks like some teenage girl thats you can find a guy thatl give u that new relationship tingle forever...as thats impossible instead of being an open honest hoe you will now find guys and cheat on them , bouncing from one new bf to the next to chase that 'burning heart sensation' but actualy spreading the burning as you pee sensation

anykah_badu · 2021-11-11T13:43:22+00:00

Holy mother of filters

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-11-11T15:57:25+00:00

Independent and supportive don't mix in a relationship.

Loyal: until a better option comes along.

Silly: puppies are silly. Little kids are silly. I don't want to date a silly 45 year old woman. There is a difference between silly and fun. Her version of silly is getting wasted on box wine and singing bad karaoke.

Passionate: As long as you are Chad. Betas get starfish sex once a month.

"I love my life." No, you don't. Otherwise, you wouldn't be on Tinder desperately seeking to lock down beta bucks.

V_M · 2021-11-11T16:06:33+00:00

As usual as a service to the non-Spanish speaking members of our diverse community I provide attempts at English translations including me best guess at local idioms (which is tricky if I don't know her locale or the idioms of her locale):

Cocina : Technically means kitchen in the sense that pussy merely means ... cat. Some meaning of cuisine and some implication of trying things at restaurant. A tiny bit of meaning perhaps in context that she really likes tex-mex type food, sorta like how liking pasta can go down rabbit holes of "well akshually..." but in practice liking pasta implies liking Italian food. Unclear if she's using it as a verb (likes to cook in the kitchen) or noun (likes food and cuisine) at least idiomatically around here. If she liked cooking as a hobby that would be something like "le gusta cocinar", and if she liked restaurants that would be "restaurante" (no kidding) so I'd go majority for "likes cuisine" but its not as firm as it would imply in English.

Amante de los perros : Fond of dogs in the platonic sense. In Argentina Amante would definitely mean "who you are fucking" so it varies by location. Although "Cabrona de los perros" would be the more 'romantic' sense of girls loving dogs in the internet pr0n way. I'm pretty sure this idiomatically would mean she's something like "dog mom" to English people. With all that would imply including you'll always come second after her fur babies and she's too old to have a human child blah blah blah. I'm pretty sure she does not mean she likes dog meat in her cocina, LOL so no special stir fries for her.

Aire Libre : Literally likes fresh air. Some idiomatic meaning depending where you live of "ocean breezes walks along sand" and/or "hiking to mountaintop for the view". Does not have the English language connotation of being either an outdoorswoman nor being a "country girl", you can get aire libre sitting at a rooftop outdoor cafe, for example, although the implication would be it would be away from street and smokestacks LOL. She didn't say some variation on "senderismo" or "la excursion", definitely likes the view more than the path to get to the view.

Yoga : This translates to airhead in English. Sorry just kidding... kind of. She likes to pay money to do synchronized stretching in a group format because all her friends do and she's not going to be an individual. I'm more into Zumba, lifting, and bicycling chicks myself, but stretchy stretchy whatever as long as she's not fat.

jmpires · 2021-11-11T16:25:17+00:00

45 is her only number one needs to know, lol

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-11-11T16:48:22+00:00

Not looking to give you my number...

Translation: Asian mail-order bride or simply a scammer.

Years of self discovery

Translation: Was riding the carousel until thrown off.

Chgralac73 · 2021-11-11T15:31:34+00:00

thats a great companion. for an 80year old superrich guy :P

hey scottie from startrek fathered a kid at 80 to a 46yo wife :P thats where good men for 40+yo women are

SmallHandsMallMindS · 2021-11-11T16:18:18+00:00

Soon we are going to get posts from ladies 7 days after their funeral, finally ready to settle down

alldaycray · 2021-11-11T16:42:26+00:00

This one doesn't seem too bad.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-11-11T17:01:44+00:00

"just getting back after several years of self-discovery"

Recovering from all the plastic surgery procedures she had done in preparation for her "Hail Mary" dating blitz to snag a bailout beta.

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