Marriage Material?

ColonelPrittius · 2020-08-13T13:49:32+00:00

Ex-convict, divorced, single mother and wants a guy to settle down with.

If this wasn't real, then I would think, that this profile was made for this sub.

Oobedoob_S_Benubi · 2020-08-13T13:44:31+00:00

Maybe you need to find a job first so you can take care of your kids and don't need to write "ex-felon" as your job on a dating site.

On second review, she doesn't even list what she likes as qualities in a guy. I'm guessing you need to be "420friendly" like her. At least she knows what Netflix is so she hasn't been in jail for too long. Silver lining!

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-08-13T13:51:44+00:00

Seems that she is looking for a GoodMan to be a babysitter for the kids and a beard for her parole officer. She will still be out looking for tattooed bikers with weed at the bar when no one is looking.

Something_Chronical · 2020-08-13T15:23:55+00:00

If she were a man, she would be a hot commodity. Another example where the desired traits across sexes doesn't translate.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-08-13T14:01:12+00:00

She's too old for the embezzlement game. Now she's looking to go straight... by fucking some dude out of his house, cars and retirement fund.

Overkillengine · 2020-08-13T14:30:53+00:00

Ex-felon

Well, I'll at least commend her for letting any man with two or more functioning braincells know that it is not worth his time.

A woman has to be a supreme fuckup to actually get slapped with felony charges and have them stick.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-08-13T14:34:44+00:00

1000 COCK STARE

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-08-13T14:41:18+00:00

Ooh, she's honest! That's a big plus for a potential partner.

jihocech · 2020-08-13T15:19:52+00:00

Imagine Gimli in the Return of the king: certainty of death, small chance of succes. What are we waiting for?

bigdaveyl · 2020-08-13T16:08:16+00:00

Holy Fuck........

toolate4redpill · 2020-08-13T19:46:23+00:00

Why date a bad boy felon when you can become one yourself?

Overkillengine · 2020-08-13T16:48:19+00:00

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sparklingscott · 2020-08-13T20:05:47+00:00

Ya know. Im good.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-13T21:19:12+00:00

Reminds me of Seinfeld episode where George's girlfriend was behind bars. She couldn't just randomly show up at your door.

ObsidianAdonis · 2020-08-14T15:17:11+00:00

Screw you lady, I don't want to get stabbed and get robbed of my assets.

SouthDakotaCornbread · 2020-08-13T15:51:19+00:00

“Ex felon.”

deepak8411 · 2020-08-13T16:24:56+00:00

Little late to the party...

silly_birb · 2020-08-13T17:45:49+00:00

They only way it could be worse is if she was murdering someone while editing her Tinder profile

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2020-08-13T18:13:13+00:00

Do you think she had girlfriends in prison

MerryVegetableGarden · 2020-08-13T21:26:35+00:00

A lot these women know they’re bad deals but they’re gracious enough to volunteer the information up front. I can appreciate that.

Panther125 · 2020-08-13T21:53:40+00:00

Well I dont know, she at least laid her cards on the table straight from the start. Seen worse in here.

panzer22222 · 2020-08-14T00:50:47+00:00

'damaged goods' implies that there might be some use still in the item, here is fucked 'destroyed goods'

autolex84 · 2020-08-14T02:20:51+00:00

at least she's upfront about it.

EvilCoyote · 2020-08-14T04:24:27+00:00

Woooooow. 😳

SafeBendyStraw · 2020-08-14T05:43:24+00:00

and I still could have said yes to all of it except the kids.

1 dollar, bob

SirKolbath · 2020-08-13T14:05:57+00:00

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Adam95x · 2020-08-14T10:37:33+00:00

At least she's honest

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-08-14T12:09:50+00:00

30? You sure?

Texan2116 · 2020-08-15T14:14:57+00:00

My ex wife is a felon(I kept the kids)...but..she has no problem getting men.

Title	Marriage Material?
Author	az-pill-equator
Upvotes	180
Comments	73
Date	August 13, 2020 1:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/i904yu/marriage_material/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/marriage-material.726526 https://theredarchive.com/post/726526

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