Only men with common sense for this lady.

gentle_lemon · 2022-11-02T17:47:07+00:00

I can’t imagine the thought process that occurs that leads one to believe this maladjusted, presumptuous gastropod would be good to reproduce with. 🤢🤢🤢

RunawayGrain · 2022-11-02T20:21:42+00:00

Must like animals.

... the jokes write themselves ...

Someone not expecting me to take care of them (maybe even wants to take care of me?)

"I'd like to quit my allegedly incomprehensible job."

Please speak English fluently.

"Or at least fluently enough to order for me at the all you can eat Chinese buffet I frequent."

Please have some shred of common sense ... and a brain helps too.

Any guy with those is swiping left so fast the tip of his finger ignites like a match.

It would be so great to talk about my job with someone who can comprehend what I do (rare find)

I know a few personal trainers that can discuss weight gain in depth if you want ...

fresh_lemon_scent · 2022-11-02T20:20:08+00:00

Sorry no fat chicks

Joaquino7997 · 2022-11-02T21:04:09+00:00

Men with common sense are going to run far, far away from this behemoth and her laundry list of demands.

One-Move · 2022-11-02T23:17:12+00:00

Nearly 40 with a rebellious teenager, morbidly obese and dresses like a demented grandma. Also no sign of cleavage (flatso)

Careful_Elk6290 · 2022-11-02T18:06:53+00:00

Mad thing is she probably gets lots of men after her on whatever app that is

CincinnatusQLucius · 2022-11-02T19:49:58+00:00

Oh boy, with that smile, she could holler "Wilbur" and eat an apple through a fence line.

mustangfrank · 2022-11-02T20:45:06+00:00

If you value women by the pound, she is your woman. My guess size 18

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-11-02T22:50:43+00:00

wants to take care of me?

There aren't enough Boba Fetts in the quadrant to satisfy that Sarlaac pit.

NutsLikeMelons · 2022-11-02T20:27:17+00:00

“Please speak English” = “No visa seekers please”. But there is no other reason to contact her.

Vegetable-Tax-34 · 2022-11-02T19:44:21+00:00

what man would ever date her ? Really, she should put all the possible demands in the world, in a 10 km long list, so that she can lie to herself "it is me who is too picky", just to keep out the crippling depression thoughts like "no man would ever date me".

DyingMisfit · 2022-11-02T21:32:31+00:00

All men with a microshred of common sense will stay away.

PirateDocBrown · 2022-11-02T22:18:14+00:00

"Won't someone save the whales?"

concreteghost · 2022-11-03T03:10:50+00:00

This sub baffles me. How do women become this delusional? Honestly, she must have a severely low IQ coupled with lack of self awareness, which, I guess is becoming more and more common. And great, she’s already bred. The rise of the NPC is in full motion get set those of you live in reality on reality’s terms.

taco5679 · 2022-11-02T23:23:26+00:00

Honestly, this is one that is pretty tame compared some of the other ones out there. So she likes big white men? Everyone is entitled to a preference. It’s not like this is one of those people who have a laundry list of requirements.

Cuss-Mustard · 2022-11-02T18:02:52+00:00

projectile vomits

Wumplin · 2022-11-03T15:25:13+00:00

Could be a smart financial move. Something tells me she's not making it to 50.

CisgenderPig · 2022-11-03T03:24:50+00:00

What man with common sense would spend his valuable time and resources on a disgusting hog like this, crotchgob in tow no less?

UncleJ111 · 2022-11-03T04:35:05+00:00

I ain't "taking care" of that walrus, I don't have a forklift that big...

Internet_Snowflake · 2022-11-04T00:55:19+00:00

Nice big teeth! And a big body too. So, like...like...a hippo! Yeeeeeah!

One-Move · 2022-11-04T21:07:28+00:00

Also director of tech support does not mean a lot

Markey-space-warrior · 2022-11-03T03:14:12+00:00

I can only see below its nose from here, and definitely don't want to see the upper part either

obligatoryclevername · 2022-11-30T17:04:42+00:00

Oh please, let me hear you complain about your fucking job. I live to be the emotional toilet you shit your trivial drama into.

gorillalad · 2022-11-03T04:53:27+00:00

Idk I feel like most people are just upset she’s unattractive, guess what, everyone here one day will be too, her post doesn’t seem delusional. I hope she finds someone.

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