Would you care about her pleasure first?

MelkorHimself · 2022-09-05T23:19:37+00:00

6 feet tall = Top 15% of men

8" or longer = Top 1% of men

And you want him to cook? Good luck.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2022-09-05T23:42:49+00:00

I’m surprised she didn’t say “Who is gay, not bi, but still fucks women.”

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-09-05T22:48:11+00:00

"And would you like fries to go with that? Or maybe you'd like to try our new Salmon Nuggets? Dipping sauces include: ranch, barbecue, honey mustard and avocado-free guac."

Ok_Antelope9648 · 2022-09-05T23:45:49+00:00

I have never met a slam piece that was into me being sensitive with her. Not even once.

Marko_From_Tropoja_ · 2022-09-05T23:45:27+00:00

I wouldn’t have scrolled further after seeing “esthetician”.

jahnamal · 2022-09-05T22:48:12+00:00

Without seeing a picture of her or her body it's hard to say. I fit all of that criteria except the height and possible eggplant. I feel that those 2 are always the "most important" qualities with these types on dating sites.

ArrowGantOne · 2022-09-05T23:36:57+00:00

Too confusing. She'd text you the eggplant emoji and then YOU have to figure out if she wants dick or eggplant Parmesan.

Quick question. She is looking for a VERY specific guy. What specifically does she think she has to offer that she thinks that very specific guy is looking for her?

Overkillengine · 2022-09-05T23:42:14+00:00

I'd offer bets on whether she's a fat single mom and failed to mention it, or otherwise has sub par looks and personality, but my bookie fucking laughed in my face when I brought it up.

Mister_McDerp · 2022-09-06T09:46:41+00:00

Surely she is in the top 5% of attractive 30 year olds (worldwide) to make such demands?

What do you mean "no lmao" stop laughing

Training-Rich5057 · 2022-09-06T00:41:37+00:00

Nope. She is not worthy of one second or centimeter.

Boar_excrement · 2022-09-06T08:49:56+00:00

Well, if Leo can do it, why can't L? I mean, we are equals and men must have demands too. Oh I know they have basic demands like being friendly, fun, feminine and fit, but surely those are easily met by 95% of all women and men must have hidden criteria for their girlfriends. /s

For all the inspins reading this, our criteria for women depends upon what we are looking for. If it is committment, we have to be able to tolerate being around you. Yes, laydeez, being insufferable like this slampig is not going to get you commitment from a desirable man.

Cerberus11x · 2022-09-06T01:55:14+00:00

Maybe if she's a multimillionaire and a 10?

wewillnotdie25 · 2022-09-06T01:37:00+00:00

So a slave?

ScribhneoirIldanach · 2022-09-06T00:29:05+00:00

You'd have to be a mutant to pack an 8-inch bod capall!

NoFaithInThisSub · 2022-09-06T10:08:49+00:00

pretty sure Thor, God of Thunder is interested in other women.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-09-06T11:43:10+00:00

She sounds very self-centered and selfish...and perpetually single.

poohdaddy17 · 2022-09-06T13:25:31+00:00

Never fails to amaze me how women forget that the competition among them is strong. This guy she described would be dating only 8s and above. I mean, this guy ain't asking for dates, women are asking him out. She ain't finding this guy on a dating site unless he's slumming 🤣

SceneAccomplished549 · 2022-09-06T16:36:04+00:00

They do realize that this type of guy has a multitude of options....right?

anrii188 · 2022-09-06T19:24:04+00:00

She wants a fuckin slave not a man.

comptejete · 2022-09-06T11:07:02+00:00

Finding one's own pleasure in the pleasure of the right woman can be extremely gratifying, the important caveat however is that it has to be the right woman, and that tends to be as unlikely as meeting the requirements this deluded example has specified.

LordFlakkko · 2022-09-07T15:15:01+00:00

Shes rejecting 99.99% of men before they can reject her that way she isnt an old fat woman with no family but a goddess who is impossible for any peasant man to please

dafuqisdis112233 · 2022-09-05T22:35:06+00:00

Ehh. I’m in.

Adventurous_Link_847 · 2022-09-06T07:14:04+00:00

I wonder what SHE looks like if she thinks she can demand a 6ft plus shredded gymrat with an 8-inch schlong? SPOILER: I bet it's not a gym-toned size 4 (UK size 8) with firm, natural boobs between a DD and FF cup and a face like Audrey Hepburn in her prime, which is what she SHOULD look like if she is making demands like that.

th3_3nd_15_n347 · 2022-09-06T13:30:15+00:00

Doesn't 8 inch hurt badly?

Obvious-Rise9199 · 2022-09-06T20:13:26+00:00

Wants all those things, but will settle for a going home with a guy after a few drinks so she can have more "proof" all men are dogs or if he only called her back, she could change that one.

Yggdrasill4 · 2022-09-07T20:04:14+00:00

Looks like we are gonna have to ramp up AI and robotics technology so that we can customize an android to meet her nearly impossible expectations. A plus if androids could simulate eating, sweating, heartbeat, slit, mucas, etc

Mr_Chad_Thunderpenis · 2022-09-29T12:56:32+00:00

And I want a harem of supermodels to pay the bills, cook for me and have sex with me every day, twice at day(minimum). Also, I'd probably also like to be immortal and able to fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.

Lameador · 2022-09-09T07:51:06+00:00

On the other hand, she's explicitly looking for a fuckmate.

She does not mention relationship, shared intrest, ....She's looking for a stallion to have an affair with, and she wants an athletic one.

Forexuncertaintyfix · 2022-09-13T14:29:33+00:00

Yes. Absolutely!!Is get off on a satisfied woman.

Vegetable-Tax-34 · 2022-11-02T20:49:21+00:00

what a moron, she is pricing herself out of the market

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-12-24T18:17:18+00:00

It is so cute when they think they command that value at 30.

2022-09-09T12:55:30+00:00

So…..what will she bring to the table?

Title	Would you care about her pleasure first?
Author	MonteNegro_42069
Upvotes	175
Comments	66
Date	September 5, 2022 10:28 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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