She Admits Committing Every Sin Except Murder and Now Wants a Man to Put A Ring On It

Reenas54 · 2021-02-03T05:16:56+00:00

She's hot, single, had 15 years to find husband. Must be crazy and cc rideer.

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-03T06:36:14+00:00

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Frequentbadideas · 2021-02-03T07:43:11+00:00

She's a Nazarene, those are the folks that want to be more hard core religious than the baptists, but aren't quite ready to roll on the floor with the Pentecostals yet...

Source: grew up in the Nazarene and Pentecostal churches.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-03T05:09:05+00:00

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yellomachine · 2021-02-03T06:59:04+00:00

Actually, as a Christian, I believe her testimony. That said, anyone can fake it.

makk73 · 2021-02-03T05:51:23+00:00

Hey...at least she doesn’t have any fucking kids.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-02-03T06:20:44+00:00

Isn't it too late to profess her love to Jesus? That dude better lookout or he'll be metoo'ed.

"Honestly, just looking for someone to help make the bed"

After countless dudes nailed her hard in that bed. But she's not the same person anymore. Past is past.

homeowner

Bought property which she can barely afford. Mortgage payments will come out of your pocket "because men are supposed to take care of their women"

"I cook, clean"

Nuking frozen pizza ain't cooking. Her claim is highly doubtful.

"still ain't got (((((💎))))) ring"

There you go, fixed. After all, the purpose of a meandering diamond ring is to show it to other women.

kyledontcare · 2021-02-03T09:16:47+00:00

Too much baggage from the past.

2021-02-03T11:57:49+00:00

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ransay3277 · 2021-02-03T13:59:20+00:00

Great... Another born again virgin.

evergreen35 · 2021-02-03T14:11:15+00:00

The worst lying, cheating, narcissistic whore I ever dated was a home-schooled, church-going Christian.

mustangfrank · 2021-02-03T14:20:20+00:00

She may have found Jesus, but she is still chasing Chad. She is too attractive to have never been married. Now, at 33, looking at 40, she rediscovers her religion. How nice. She is aging out and losing out to younger women with body counts 1/100 of hers, she discovers Jesus and all if forgotten. She could have completely converted and seen the light, but I suspect it is window dressing to land a man i.e. Chad.

Former_Loser · 2021-02-03T15:36:19+00:00

Lol based on her looks alone, if this girl pursued a guy that cared about her and her future rather than short-term gratification & the cc, she could have married a millionaire that took care of her, but no. She wanted to have her cake & eat it too.

Mind blowing to me. Morons everywhere.

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-02-03T14:34:07+00:00

Wait until you haven't done the washing up one day and she'll commit the final sin on the list

mustangfrank · 2021-02-03T08:10:27+00:00

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phoenixgreek · 2021-02-03T15:40:05+00:00

Lookout for profiles that sound too good to be true.

meerita · 2021-02-03T15:59:53+00:00

She's lying, she still has in her todo list a 10-man gangbang

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-02-03T19:13:57+00:00

A practicing Christian woman that looks decent doesn't last until 33 w/o a ring. Chads that are looking for a wife hit up the church to avoid whores. There's something being left out.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-03T14:41:44+00:00

I don't no why Christian women believe saying "magic words" removes their history. Modern-day heretics are everywhere.

Snoo33176 · 2021-02-03T21:36:07+00:00

17 years of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, now that's all over (especially the sex) it's time for you to man up, pay up, and give her the Victorian house of her dreams, 2.5 kids, and a Lexus.

Gaiinahat · 2021-02-04T01:11:34+00:00

"I'm in seminary work and work full time in a HR for a ministry."

From semenary to seminary work. Feminist slut.

"A fitted sheet is a two man job."

She looking for two men? Another sign of feminist slut. Who doesn't know how to make a bed apparently.

"Hoping to find a guy who will hold me like some of y'all hold them fish."

What, like upside down with a rope?

"I cook, I clean."

Fish sticks and paper plates. Got it.

clutchdeve · 2021-02-04T04:32:50+00:00

The worst part to me was needing help making a bed

Dumloko · 2021-02-03T10:44:32+00:00

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2021-02-03T16:13:11+00:00

Red-flag-palooza

What was that horrendous Beyonce song? All the cat ladies or something like that. "If you liked it you should've put a ring on it." Lass, newsflash, no one like you enough for that.

If you cook, clean, and look the way you do at 33, then you had 15 years to snatch up a great bloke, but now it looks more like you have a serious personality problem. As for the Jesus/God and so on thing, I think we all know by now that's nothing but a ploy.

Works in HR for crying out loud.

2021-02-03T16:13:51+00:00

She only "loves" Christianity because it forces the men "to serve" her and her ilk.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-02-03T16:35:06+00:00

One look at those eyes and you can see the crazy, and we all know what you never do with crazy.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-02-03T16:43:26+00:00

I just bet she went to many a semen-ary.

peshMeten · 2021-02-03T20:42:56+00:00

She looks like she might chop off yer old fella whilst you are asleep.

Enzo95 · 2021-02-04T16:34:20+00:00

She's in semen-ary.

vizualdesperado88 · 2021-02-04T17:38:39+00:00

"I love jesus and all of god's creation."

NOPE! nothing screams "run for the hills" more than a woman who believe in fairy tales.

Rook_Cross · 2021-02-05T15:59:58+00:00

See, if you repent you are supposed to be forgiven. Forgiven is not the same as being entitled to a husband, or being marriage material any longer mind you, don't let them catch you in that trap cause some rediscovered religion girls will try it. But on the plus side, no kids, no ex-husband, owns a home, seemingly religious now and she is pretty. Not anywhere near as abysmal as the usual here.

Title	She Admits Committing Every Sin Except Murder and Now Wants a Man to Put A Ring On It
Author	kokofiki
Upvotes	104
Comments	73
Date	February 3, 2021 4:58 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lbg130/she_admits_committing_every_sin_except_murder_and/
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