She is ready to settle down. However, she can't have anymore kids, so you'll just have to settle for raising her child as your own. Be a man!

WaitingForWormwood · 2021-02-05T02:02:02+00:00

“Don’t ask to go down on me”

Imagine the smell

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-05T02:19:37+00:00

she forgot to add "entitled" to her bio. she is 26 with the body of a 45 year old, offering nothing but the opportunity to take care of her and her bastard.

i don't foresee a line of quality men forming at her door...

50ftmongoose · 2021-02-05T01:09:49+00:00

What does verified even mean on tinder?

asdf333aza · 2021-02-05T01:45:47+00:00

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Bananas_Of_Paradise · 2021-02-05T02:59:50+00:00

She's 26? She looks like she could be my mother!

yellomachine · 2021-02-05T06:35:45+00:00

Actually i can't argue much with her on what she wants. What puts me off, is the BE A MAN nonsense. As if 95% of women have a clue what it means to be a man.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-02-05T06:19:38+00:00

She's is ready to settle down gentlemen. Consider yourself lucky. Admit it, you've been waiting with flowers and ring right at her doorstep while she was getting screwed hard on other side of the door by her onlyfans account platinum members .

Her daughter is getting one helluva training and life lessons from her strong independent mother.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-02-05T07:16:02+00:00

Can you imagine being so stereotypical as to want sex from a hookup app

Who told these idiotic women that tinder was the place for single moms to try and find a bailout from an asexual beta? There must have been stories of it happening at least once to get their hopes up?

Like with the danish royal marrying the single mom bartender (or whatever she wants) or the English prince with the post wall low level actress (who has already partially proven biology correct by only being able to carry one healthy child to term)

Those made deluded women believe anyone could be a princess

But what has made these women, especially fat single moms, believe they could waddle onto tinder of all places, make a profile with nothing to almost nothing appealing about themselves, a list of demands, shame potential partners and scoff at or refuse the only two things that a man would realistically want a woman for?

I don’t believe there is real precedent so they are just beyond deluded

Old_snowboarder · 2021-02-05T09:56:10+00:00

Careful choice of clothing in that pic - structural shorts to pull it all in and a floaty top to hide whatever remains. Naked she'll look awful.

all_tha_sauce · 2021-02-05T04:34:02+00:00

I notice none of these posts have POF profiles in them. So we're all agreed that site is a desert, right?

fuzzy_brb · 2021-02-05T06:20:36+00:00

Major red flag alert. If a woman tells you she can't have any more kids or that she can't get pregnant, That 100% means shes desperate for another one and will do everything in her power to have another.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-02-05T07:19:38+00:00

The only fans comment is really strange to me - “I said what I said”

This implies that she thinks guys will be annoyed at her lack of an onlyfans page.

Do any women really believe men would rather someone they want either to hook up with or have a relationship with whores themselves out online?

I guess this is another example of thinking about what they like in men - social validation that others want them?

Because why even bring this up? Another example of someone trying to make out she is desirable by claiming people have asked for her onlyfans. This happens quite bit on posts on here

Alturius · 2021-02-05T13:15:41+00:00

"Pay my own bills"

Bet that soon stops when bill for the first date is placed on the table. Will she go halves? I have my doubts.

coloradocaniac · 2021-02-05T05:28:30+00:00

"Be a man."

The way she writes she seemingly wants someone without a sex drive.

So...isn't that counter-productive?

Physical-Pie748 · 2021-02-05T09:01:25+00:00

at that point i rather visit an escort for a good service instead of giving my money to her or to any other single mother. their bad choices for the bad boy/chad will have consequences now and i wont deal with it

StonedLonerIrl · 2021-02-05T10:54:16+00:00

Be a man and ignore all the feelings that are associated with being one because they're inconvenient to to my life choices!

No?! You're toxic then!

ReptilianRace · 2021-02-05T11:03:58+00:00

gross af

Rook_Cross · 2021-02-05T15:49:58+00:00

How many men actually send dick pics? I mean really. Are these women preemptively saying that to stroke their own egos, that they'd receive such, or is this a real problem? I think it might be a positive that the doctor made sure of it. Better to stop the dysgenics train early than never.

camskea · 2021-02-05T12:33:29+00:00

Hard pass

asdf333aza · 2021-02-05T12:29:05+00:00

Looks like she is really offering a lot to the schlep that takes her kid on as his own.... and, don't forget, even if she finds some simp to do that she can take him away the second she wants to break up. So, while that dude was loving this child and developing a bond with him, she can nuke that situation at will... and likely still get child support even though the kid isn't his simply by nature of the fact thahe "he acted as a father."

The system today is a complete joke.mStay single.

anon_likes_tendies · 2021-02-05T13:29:33+00:00

I don’t have an onlyfans

Whatchu want a cookie?

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-06T01:46:33+00:00

Ambitious for men: Chartered accountant / Senior software engineer / Telecom boss / private hospital director

Ambitious for women: have own place, car and pay own bills.

Lameador · 2021-02-05T10:56:04+00:00

In theory she could fit OK with a guy aready having his own child(ren). In practice, we all know she won't.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-05T18:54:36+00:00

One thing comes to mind while looking at her, lemons. This is a bad deal for any guy underneath 55.

Krampus1313 · 2021-02-05T20:48:47+00:00

"lets vibe" 26 year old telling you grow up

dreadie91 · 2021-02-05T21:30:44+00:00

In other words, she's calling herself a walking cream pie

asdf333aza · 2021-02-05T22:51:42+00:00

Would be interesting to copy one of these single mom profiles and use it yourself, just to see what dudes are saying to these women. ... I hope it doesn't make me lose faith in men.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-02-06T02:45:52+00:00

Just the phrase "I'm ready to settle down" tells me that I would want nothing to do with her. The heavy implication that she was having a "phase" before declaring that she wants to flip a switch and have the traditional lifestyle that comes with marriage is very offputting to men like me. I would never want a woman who thinks that I should be fine with "waiting my turn" for her to be done with her party days.

Not only that, we have clear evidence of her previous behavior being anything but traditional in the form of another man's child. For any man who wants his own genes propagated, he gets another slap in the face with the last line, assuming he would be willing to commit to such a woman in the first place.

2021-02-06T15:46:30+00:00

She sure knows how to advertise...

ColleenMew · 2021-02-08T00:06:27+00:00

I would like to say that she owns her own house and car is bullshit.

Title	She is ready to settle down. However, she can't have anymore kids, so you'll just have to settle for raising her child as your own. Be a man!
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	255
Comments	84
Date	February 5, 2021 1:01 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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