Sheesh five kids

Krampus1313 · 2020-12-22T20:05:34+00:00

jeesh she will have absolutely no time for you.

chalulin · 2020-12-22T20:40:29+00:00

In my simp days I hooked up with a single mother of 4 at one point. There was no alone time. Even at the end of the day when she crawled into bed she'd be so exhausted she would just fall asleep within minutes.

Even on child free weekends one of them would be ringing her every 30 minutes.

And she somehow thought she was the prize and I was 'lucky' to be with her.

Sake99 · 2020-12-22T19:41:25+00:00

Medical assistant with 5 babies?

f3wl · 2020-12-22T20:10:28+00:00

26, 5 kids. Math not computing unless she started at 15

GreyJedi56 · 2020-12-22T20:11:04+00:00

5 babies did she start in High school?

Jake-Orion · 2020-12-22T21:41:11+00:00

I hate these "2 or group" pics because you don't know which one is her. It's most likely plump peaches on the left (5 kids will balloon you, no question) but there is zero reason to have anyone else in your cover picture.

To quote Michaelangelo from the Ninja Turtles, "Which one is the ugly one?"

chalulin · 2020-12-22T20:18:57+00:00

Damn. That would b like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-12-22T21:15:18+00:00

Tats, nails, big diamond handle thing on the phone, 5 kids.. geez..

187-MDK · 2020-12-23T02:03:16+00:00

My baby mama has 5 kids. One is mine. I was an idiot who didn’t see the red flags. This was my awakening. Some guys have the blinders on until it’s too late. I’m going my own way now and still see my son all the time.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-12-22T20:22:14+00:00

Go where? To get diapers?

16-Times_the-detail · 2020-12-22T21:24:38+00:00

five babies from Tyrone Chad Chang Chadpreet and Chadriguez

Sumfuc · 2020-12-23T02:33:21+00:00

That’s a lot of lil Jamals running around.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-12-23T12:59:34+00:00

Stupid tats - Check

Friend with stupid tats - Check

5 kids - Check

Black heart emoji - Check

Me - Checked out

Buchwild · 2020-12-22T21:29:09+00:00

I'm curious how many dad's...

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-22T22:11:58+00:00

So what exactly is she bringing? Her bio just states she has five kids at 26. It's hard to fail harder than a single mom of 5, just come in sucker, I need an ATM

Sankdamoney · 2020-12-23T03:09:24+00:00

Gross. The nails, the tattoos, and 5 kids? Ew.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-23T07:27:05+00:00

5 kids, her belly must look like a zebra.

2020-12-23T16:15:13+00:00

"I HAVE.. JOSH! PUT THAT DOWN! I HAVE.. KAYDEN DON'T EAT THAT! I HAVE.. GOD DAMMIT MARY-LEE THAT'S MOMMA'S.. HEY! CAN I TALK TO YOU IN A BIT? THX"

BetterHimThanMe · 2020-12-23T17:49:21+00:00

Why are the biggest retards always the most fertile?

Traksimuss · 2020-12-23T01:54:43+00:00

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SnoooSnoo · 2020-12-23T05:32:12+00:00

So that's were all my taxes ended up these last few years. Someone, please buy this lady a box of condom or a put a cork in her.

Suk1tUpButterCup · 2020-12-24T04:23:22+00:00

This one is a good argument for federally funded mandatory sterilization... if after 2 kids (and THAT is already pushing it) you prove to not be able to keep your legs closed and/or use birth control properly (regardless of age) when you're in a situation where you can't even take care of yourself, you should be forced to get "fixed" so that the taxpayers don't have to foot the bill for your current and future bad decisions...

I have lost count as to the number of women I see with multiple crotch-goblins and no "daddy" in sight, sucking the system dry, just to keep repeating their horrible decisions and then neglect ALL of their spawn while they go use their "free money" on the newest Iphones, Ipads, handbags, fake nails, hair, tits... etc... while their kids suffer...

The worst of them are the ones driving the Mercedes; Carrying the Gucci handbags, hair makeup, tits and nails all done up and fake... Manolo Blahnik or Jimmy Choo's on their feet and they go and pull out an EBT card in the grocery store to buy the $50 worth of junk food they feed to their litter of kids daily.

I'm sure it's similar in other countries (i'm in the US), but cranking out babies is the "employment opportunity of a lifetime" for many of these LVW. They see each child they pop out as a paycheck and nothing more. With each new one, it becomes a "promotion with raise", sometimes with a bonus from the extra they collect from the fathers (if they know who they are)... and they pass down the family business to their offspring who follow right in their footsteps... or knee and ass impressions in the carpet, etc... AND, they all support each other in the endeavor... "You go girl"... "You get what belongs to you..."

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-12-22T21:03:34+00:00

Let's go? Let's not. She has 5 kids and absolutely nothing to offer.

umockdev · 2020-12-22T22:00:09+00:00

So, her only requirement for her is for you to be ok with her 5 babies? Yuck. Talk about desperation.

MentORPHEUS · 2020-12-22T23:39:48+00:00

I've been close to enough low level hospital staff to know that you'll never find a cohort that is SO cavalier about safe sex practices despite being in a position to know better and see the results of carelessness firsthand. Knew one who got herpes from a one night stand with a doctor, who would repeat all the club thot exploits told to her by her colleague Busy Buns, who ended up HIV+.

isthisthelasttime34 · 2020-12-23T04:19:04+00:00

And more than likely, the first one is close to being a teenager.

silly_birb · 2020-12-22T22:03:47+00:00

You will come 7th because she also has pets

2020-12-23T11:50:54+00:00

Pretty little puta too bad my ese chad cholo already run a train

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2020-12-23T18:38:03+00:00

Alright boiz, it's time for everyone's favorite gameshow:

HOW MANY BABY DADDY'S!"

The only episode where we wager useless reddit badges on guessing how many baby daddys a thots useless crotch goblin's have!

romanerobb · 2020-12-24T13:11:36+00:00

😳

lamor9 · 2020-12-22T20:37:38+00:00

I was going to say that maybe she means 5 cats... But we all know that is not the case...

deon10 · 2020-12-22T22:25:47+00:00

Let's goooooooo

2020-12-22T23:33:34+00:00

Let’s goooo the fuck away as fast as my feet can take me

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-23T01:33:20+00:00

Female version of The Sperminator. They don't discuss birth control in medical school these days I guess. Jeez

MeaningfulMan69 · 2020-12-23T01:39:20+00:00

5 kids from 5 different dudes. Guys, calm down, form a line. May the best man win this prize!

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-23T02:37:36+00:00

Why is this even here? She obviously offers that she puts out and is very fertile. Young. Has a job. Is the hot one on the right. /s

SuperbClick · 2020-12-23T04:55:38+00:00

Hope some of those are actual animals

roshatron · 2020-12-23T05:21:17+00:00

5 babies at 26, i think she is talking about her pets

MK8080 · 2020-12-23T12:46:34+00:00

26 with FIVE kids! Medical assistant never heard about OCPs.

Optyck48 · 2020-12-23T13:40:26+00:00

have fun staying alone.

DeepDaddyDeep · 2020-12-23T14:00:05+00:00

And 5 tatts for each rugrat.

Rayzor_debiker · 2020-12-24T06:40:08+00:00

5 kids at 27? Jeez, how young she was when she started popping babies out! This is trainwreck guys, steer clear!

Forest_Figuroa · 2020-12-28T08:23:22+00:00

searching for her next babydaddy

Scantraxx12 · 2020-12-23T19:39:41+00:00

I think she mean 5 babies as in 5 pets? The dialogue is very vague. Oh well...

withrowsprings · 2020-12-24T16:06:07+00:00

Pay for the babysitter...before taking her on dates.

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T14:52:34+00:00

Jeez! At least tell them to pull out! At the very least!

maddoxer92 · 2020-12-27T08:58:09+00:00

She pees a little when she smiles.

MEH_DECK · 2021-01-03T19:24:36+00:00

This is a new level of single mom.

5 lids at 26 bruh that shits gotta be loose lol

Manik666 · 2021-02-21T17:36:39+00:00

I am wondering, when was her first baby born?

What was she like 16? Wtf

Title	Sheesh five kids
Author	uhhsamurai
Upvotes	218
Comments	103
Date	December 22, 2020 7:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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