Men,

Here are a few reminders regarding the phraseology used by THOT's encountered in the wild when fishing for their next victim. This is a brief update and an addendum to my previous post on this topic..

Remember these phrases and remain vigilant. It might just save your life one day.

Have a great weekend.

DD1


"Find myself" - The only finding that happened was my Gspot.

"Christian" - I need a radical image makeover because...well, you know.

"If you (insert undesirable behavior here) _____ then don't HMU.." - I keep attracting the sort of men who do undesirable things. I cannot accept that this is the level of men with whom I naturally match, so please stop reminding me.

"New to (Tinder/POF/OKCupid) - I am NOT new the one I didn't mention.

" Don't waste my time" - Don't waste my time if you are a decent man. Chad and Tyrone, however " Heeeeyyy! Woot Woot. Look over here! What's up bois?"