We got a live one.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2018-10-18T19:15:38+00:00

Looking for a guy over 6'3" (no exceptions)

Google: "In the general American population, 3.9 percent of adult men are 6'2" or taller."

That 3.9% of adult men in the USA can do much better than this single-mom uggo.

Also looking for someone who can help me make my dreams come true.

This is Tinder, not SeekingArrangements. Not that she'll have better luck there...

Gordon-G · 2018-10-18T19:44:10+00:00

Of course she gives zero specifics on what she would bring to a relationship!

Pass on this thot

LewisCross · 2018-10-18T20:35:32+00:00

I I I I me me me memememememe

what I want

you man have to bring this and this and that and that and the other thing and more and more and give me this and give me that and be this and be that and bring the other thing

Do all this for me

What do I bring....? Um.

um.

uh.

Well.....

My winning personality? My presence?

See, you don't get to ask that because vagina and I make the rules because vagina.

THE END. Go away, you who dare to expect me to bring anything to a relationship!

Whirrlz · 2018-10-18T22:34:20+00:00

I showed my sister this just to see her reaction. She asked "okay? What's wrong with this?"

Lol. I just shook my head and I already knew if I opened my mouth, an argument would ensue.

TheYekke · 2018-10-18T19:06:45+00:00

You have done nothing to earn the right to be that picky. Boom!

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-18T19:36:57+00:00

How on earth does she ever think she is worth this? Also there is no way she is only 22.

otakuzod · 2018-10-18T20:09:48+00:00

Quick, find Captain Save-A-Ho! Put up the thot-signal.

DevoreSekk · 2018-10-18T22:31:49+00:00

I thought I've seen this one before, but then I realized it's probably because she looks like the average composite of all American single moms ever.

misandrists_hate_him · 2018-10-18T21:01:07+00:00

I wonder what makes her believe that she actually deserves any of this to be given to her for absolutely no effort on her part? Who told her this was ok?

MisterPhamtastic · 2018-10-18T23:35:55+00:00

I mean say she matches with a 6'3, brain surgeon, handsome guy, great with kids, perfect hair, 9 inch dick.

What does she have to offer that warrants such a man?

WORK ON YOURSELF TOO GIRL

moorekom · 2018-10-18T20:39:48+00:00

Basically everything the chad who knocked her up didn't have.

mr_kuk · 2018-10-18T19:53:45+00:00

Her eyes are censured because you'd turn into stone if you looked into them.

bigkyrososa · 2018-10-18T20:00:55+00:00

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, because me

fecal_mudslide · 2018-10-18T22:45:37+00:00

22 going on 30

UntalkativeJelly · 2018-10-18T23:15:21+00:00

I really really don't get the "must be at least this tall for me to ride" thing. It confuses me, I don't get it.

Pikachu___2000 · 2018-10-19T07:38:30+00:00

PLEASE READ, IF YOU DON'T MATCH THEN IT IS A DEAL BREAKER. I am a broke man looking for a girl with 34dd breasts, an ass like kim k, and an hour glass waist line (no exceptions). On birth control, allows one-sided infidelity, extremely loyal, wholesome, virgin, who is open to threesomes, doesn't talk too much. Also looking for someone who can blow me at my beck and call.

EffinWhiteMale · 2018-10-18T22:41:42+00:00

Wow, delusional.

PabloEscoba · 2018-10-18T23:58:06+00:00

10 years later, where have the men gone?

waterfat · 2018-10-18T23:44:53+00:00

Her life of great success and achievement she dreamed about just 5 or so years ago is gone, and she knows it.

It's the same for all these crazy expectations of single mothers we see on here. They figure they might as well swing for the fences.

I_Just_Doodied · 2018-10-19T01:08:14+00:00

Guys with all those things ain't lookin for single moms.

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-10-19T04:25:00+00:00

Could you imagine if some simp met all her requirements but the height bullshit? "yeah youre everything i ever dreamed of but youre 6'2" so im going to have to pass."

Xxtourlife · 2018-10-19T05:45:41+00:00

Is intelligent

If you were intelligent, You wouldn't be on Tinder looking for a Bailout

Nov51605 · 2018-10-19T00:59:20+00:00

Damn - 22 already smashin the wall - by 30 she'll have taken the barricades and pylons with her !

MosDaf · 2018-10-19T01:17:20+00:00

LOL no.

What percentage of men are over 6'3"? Like 1%? She doesn't even know how tall 6'3" is. Most guys lie about their height, anyway. I'm just barely less than 6' tall, and I've run into plenty of guys a lot shorter than me who claim to be 6'2". What she thinks is 6'3" is probably like 5'10".

warlocc_ · 2018-10-19T03:45:28+00:00

Yeah, and I deserve a supermodel astrophysicist stay-at-home wife, too.

AcrobaticAge · 2018-10-19T04:35:37+00:00

No intelligent man would marry to her, though.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-10-19T00:47:33+00:00

Bruno Mars be like "Shit! I'm out of luck!"

boltzzzzzzz · 2018-10-19T01:00:49+00:00

Give me everything for practically nothing in return k thx bi

shetoldmeto80 · 2018-10-19T08:14:50+00:00

She wants the chadest chad to make her preggo because the previous chad wasn't chad enough and she ended up with his kids. Also he has to provide for everything.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-10-19T12:46:48+00:00

So she needs a really tall guy to swoop in, give a house and pay for her kids while they probably destroy said house on their way to growing up to be lowlifes. He also needs to be wealthy enough to pay for her vacations or fashion or whatever expensive bullshit she wants.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-10-19T23:13:07+00:00

I'd like a Lacey Chabert / Jennifer Love Hewitt sandwich, to go please, but that probably won't happen either.

Brickles09 · 2018-10-19T00:32:11+00:00

Another one drafting for NBA.

Narcissist456 · 2018-10-19T07:28:11+00:00

I don’t understand which fucking idiots are going around getting these disgusting bitches pregnant? IF YOURE GONNA FUCK A FAT UGLY EXCUSE FOR A FEMALE AT LEAST PULL OUT.

GigamusPrime · 2018-10-19T08:56:55+00:00

Save me! Save me from the shitty decisions I made!

HPLoveshack · 2018-10-19T09:07:28+00:00

I am a single mom looking for a guy over 6'3"ft [sic]

I already don't believe this is real, even 75 iq thots don't write bilge like this.

TheLastLegend21 · 2018-10-19T13:49:41+00:00

ewwwwww

Funcuz · 2018-10-19T14:32:56+00:00

"I want __, _, __, __, __, __, __, __, __, and ____. I'm not offering anything except some other bastard's kids and the bill for them. You MUST be every woman's ideal male and I'm worth it for reasons I can't explain except by taking you into a deep exploration of inflated ego, entitlement issues, and cognitive dissonance. And you must actually go further than reality will allow because I want you to make the dreams I squandered by getting knocked up too early with the aforementioned bastard's kids. Come to think of it, are you The Rock with Bill Gates' money? You need to be that or you'll never have a shot at getting into my honey pot. More like cauldron these days but if holes can get bigger then there's just more of me to love. Sort of."

truthteller8 · 2018-10-19T16:10:50+00:00

She's asking for quite a bit there.

What does she offer in return, aside from the "privilege" of raising another man's child?

Guncriminal · 2018-10-20T00:49:43+00:00

r/ChoosingBeggars

How appropriate.

hiddengym · 2018-10-20T03:53:32+00:00

FOH... A man with those requisites will have a greater pool of women

Thatsyourissue · 2018-10-21T00:42:22+00:00

I really want the best for my child so I will artificially reduce my chances of finding the best father because height is more important than said child

cloroxfornialove · 2018-10-21T10:58:17+00:00

She needs Daddy Doug!

Kingcentaur · 2018-10-26T20:21:50+00:00

Just another r/Gold_Digger looking for a bailout. She forgot to include "Pre-made family", more like pumped and dumped.

B_P_G · 2018-10-19T02:05:35+00:00

Seeing as we don't know her height nothing on here is that unreasonable. I mean stable housing and income just means you're able to sign a lease and keep a steady job at McDonalds. And "good family" means different things to different people but for some single mom I'd read that as a family where you don't have to pick your dad up from jail on the way to Thanksgiving dinner. She obviously screwed up by becoming a single mom but there's plenty of working class 6'3" guys out there that would jump all over this.

Title	We got a live one.
Author	myshityourpants
Upvotes	289
Comments	114
Date	October 18, 2018 7:04 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/9pc7qk/we_got_a_live_one/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/we-got-a-live-one.348181 https://theredarchive.com/post/348181

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