Who’s willing to step up??

RedditRouge00 · 2019-12-16T22:58:08+00:00

Damn, she moves on quick. Didn’t even end the relationship before jumping ship to the next guy,monkey branching 101 in action. Her coochie hasn’t even healed yet and already looking for the next victim. The future generations are going to be even more fucked.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-16T23:32:40+00:00

Women want a baby, not a family. They want a wedding, not a marriage. They want attention, not a partner.

XavierMalory · 2019-12-16T22:41:14+00:00

The crotch goblin still has used-up vag juice behind its ears, and mom is already looking for a Beta Billy.

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-16T23:25:23+00:00

If I get in soon enough I can have a threesome with baby daddy! Gawd, she's an awesome planner ahead type person.

Why in the fuck are so many women that just had a baby, or women currently pregnant, posting on fucking dating apps?
Holy shit, that kids life is only downhill from here.
Wanting to be swept off my feet. ME: Will you be knocked up again by then, cuz I got a back thing?
And posting on a dating app two weeks after having your cooch blown out?!?!?
And again...'baby daddy'. Stop this cutesy horseshit that plays down the seriousness of what you are doing. You are both agreeing that you are producing spawn that will have a shittier life than if in a stable home, and that they're really just a prop in your narcissistic passion play.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-12-16T23:44:47+00:00

Translation: “Looking for someone to pay my bills while I fuck the Chad who sired my bastard.”

GimmeYourJuices · 2019-12-16T22:35:09+00:00

It's time to man up

FuckKarmaAndFuckYou · 2019-12-16T23:00:00+00:00

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men-first · 2019-12-16T23:44:50+00:00

So this loser is looking for a man to solve all of her problems without offering anything other than another man’s child. Pass

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-16T23:31:47+00:00

There's just so much wrong with this situation, it's hard to know where to start.

One of the biggest red flags is the fact that it seems like she wants to find a new man to piss off her current boyfriend and father of her child. This could end in anything from legal fees to a bullet in your head. And it speaks volumes about the vindictive and reckless nature of the woman.

Next, the fact that if she's so quick to jump ship you know she will do the same to you in a heartbeat.

Then you have the fact that she has a tiny newborn baby, with all the physical issues that she has going on. She could be a total mess down there. I can't think what pleasure any man could get from her. Plus she will be completely occupied caring for her baby (or should be).

Also the fact that she has an imense sense of entitlement, ridiculously over inflated opinion of herself and just a totally unrealistic idea of how relationships work and of her current value as a potential partner.

I hope, for everyone's sake and not least the child's, that this is just some kind of psychological episode and she's done it to lash out at her partner and get some attention. It's not much better, but maybe a little?

Any guy even considering this would need to have his head examined.

bushwicksick · 2019-12-16T23:38:31+00:00

Fellas, ya gotta line up for this damsel. No need to sow your seed, family is already made for ya. Be a hero like Blake Shelton and sire the bastard fruits of another man's nutjuice. Yeehaw!!! [sarcasm]

Edit: This is obvious sarcasm and humor from me. I'm getting down voted and people are going through my account down voting my post history. Do we have SJWs on our sub now. WTF? Smh!

thisisnotyourconcern · 2019-12-16T23:00:43+00:00

Monkey-branching.

Emervila · 2019-12-16T23:01:50+00:00

This is the right call we all have been waiting for, today we end toxic masculinity once for all, today we man up to the stars and beyond!

This is monkey branching at it's more ruthless form, to the point this one is challenging any men to perform and win the cuckoldry award for 2019.

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-12-17T04:04:35+00:00

Come on guys, it’s 2019.... don’t you think it’s time you just drop all this toxic masculinity and settle down with a nice girl like this? I mean, she’s clearly looking to just make a better life for her child than the one she purposely chose, nine minutes ago.

Sheesh..... you guys really need to just cum to her rescue.....

Ranidaphobia · 2019-12-17T06:58:21+00:00

Every day these hos stray further from God.

Quick-Relationship · 2019-12-16T23:15:00+00:00

Provider lockdown protocol initiated

TooFatToMatt · 2019-12-17T01:38:59+00:00

Women will sometimes make a profile with the specific intention of burning the ex. She made her page so the ex would read it and feel jealous. The poor guys responding to her and trying to get a date have no idea and seriously think she's looking for a new baby daddy. Using men is so ingrained in the female psyche that it will never cross her mind that this is morally questionable. From her perspective, the only problem is that she isn't getting what she wants.

chalulin · 2019-12-17T01:42:54+00:00

Guess she didn't watch the preview where chad and Tyrone were horrible fathers. Guess she was too busy on her knees to see that. And now...shock! Shock that chad won't make a good dad.

Ipride362 · 2019-12-17T10:48:47+00:00

“Yeah, I’ll have a large hypergamy with a side of obliviousness.”

LongjumpingChance · 2019-12-17T03:36:03+00:00

wow their dual mating strategy is so scary 0_o

always on the lookout for someone they think is better and then simply jump ship at the first chance :O

Homicidal_Reluctance · 2019-12-17T04:11:26+00:00

"but he's shown other things are more important to him than a family"

10 bucks says she's been riding his ass all day for the last 10 months, it only got worse once the crotch goblin tumbled out, he's tired so his work performance is down so now his boss is riding his ass too, and the "more important" things were most likely wanting 30 mins to chill playing some vidya or him spending just 1 day out of his last year with some friends.

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-12-16T23:35:00+00:00

There's nothing good or redeeming about this. She's fucked, he's fucked and baby is really fucked.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-12-17T02:02:29+00:00

Which one of you fine gentlemen wants to fall on this grenade / dirty diaper? Tis the season!

Crow_T_Murderface · 2019-12-17T02:47:17+00:00

If you can't love me at my screaming at you for the past 5 years of personal failures at the top of my lungs while my baby screams in the back ground in the third date, then you don't deserve my microwaving a hungry man meal for you and sitting on my phone texting while you eat it three months and two covered rent checks in.

limbojunkie · 2019-12-17T03:23:05+00:00

Instead of working on fixing her relationship, she's looking for another provider. This is why I don't want a relationshit.

edgysecularist · 2019-12-17T01:48:07+00:00

"Cancer"

Sod_Off_Shotgun · 2019-12-17T02:28:17+00:00

Got an ad for Planned Parenthood on this page lmao

Futureman999 · 2019-12-17T03:20:24+00:00

They all think just their presence in your life is enough

AS1776 · 2019-12-17T04:29:18+00:00

I don’t know what’s worse... that she has the audacity to ask for strangers online to finance her mistakes for flesh or the kid are bound to be under the influence of her ignorance and entitlement.

People with no life experience and solid financial foundation should not be allowed to have kids, for the kid’s sake.

ronoda12 · 2019-12-17T06:02:28+00:00

Condensed version: looking for a cuckold

SeekingLevelFive · 2019-12-17T01:56:48+00:00

WHOA...talk about branch swinging.

She'll SWING RIGHT BACK to Chad, though...

oh_no_aliens · 2019-12-17T10:45:14+00:00

Usually, when a man wants to sweep a woman off her feet, he finds her irresistibly attractive and unattached. She wants to be wined and dined and made to feel like a fairy tail.

The only thing this deluded "princess" brings to the table is another mans crotchspawn.

MRMRising · 2019-12-17T15:41:11+00:00

Did she even bother to ask the man if he wanted to be a dad before she chose to get knocked up?

Of course not, because that would mean seeing the man as a human being with his own ideas and ambitions. No, she just forces him into fatherhood, then portrays herself as a poor single mom when it becomes clear this is not what he wants.

BarbarianInvasions · 2019-12-17T08:19:36+00:00

Wow negative value upfront...She literally brings nothing except trouble.

PinBot1138 · 2019-12-17T15:06:56+00:00

The sex bots and artificial wombs can’t come quick enough. I thought it was pretty terrible back in my day (including but not limited to my ex-wife), and apparently, I know nothing.

ThePlague · 2019-12-17T15:51:05+00:00

Wow, talk about being invited into a minefield: a newborn and the baby daddy is still involved/in the relationship but he doesn't know she's shopping for a replacement. That has Springer-type drama written all over it, for a chick who's less than a month out from popping one.

BluepillProfessor · 2019-12-17T01:59:45+00:00

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f3m1n15m15c4nc3r · 2019-12-17T04:10:45+00:00

Hey, look. This one literally IS cancer!

AshyBoneVR4 · 2019-12-17T08:56:11+00:00

First off, she's 21, that frontal cortex isn't fully developed yet. So she literally doesn't know how stupid she is. Second off, you guys are all talking about how she's "already looking for a new relationship" women do this all the time. This is branch swinging 101. They don't want to be alone mostly, but this... this special ray of hope just had a baby and probably realized she doesn't want to be with the dad, but she can't afford to take care of herself and the kid by herself. So, she's gonna go shopping. She's gonna see what she can get, and if nothing better comes along she's gonna magically be able to "work things out" with her dude.

BetterHimThanMe · 2019-12-17T11:27:17+00:00

lol another ho.

meerita · 2019-12-17T11:35:42+00:00

There's no shame in telling the rest of us that she want money and security. Back then, if you became pregnant society almost ostracized you, now there is no shame, they have no problem telling you that they have screwed up and now want money. Shameless.

s1500 · 2019-12-17T02:32:01+00:00

Nuh uh. Doesn't work that way. You need to be cleaned up from your previous relationship before chasing the next one.

MikepGrey · 2019-12-17T03:56:13+00:00

Hi, I had a kid with guy but I am unfaithful to him cuz hes trying to support me and the kid - can I have sex with you?

itookyomilk · 2019-12-17T11:30:31+00:00

The Jezebel wastes no time and shows no mercy.

OddPhilosopher1 · 2019-12-17T12:15:56+00:00

r/monkeybranchfails

captainsaveahoe69 · 2019-12-17T12:45:34+00:00

Shouldn't she have worked out this before she had his goddamn baby? Oh well another poor child of a single mother.

Natuasi · 2019-12-17T14:16:17+00:00

I’d definitely leg sweep her ass.

cincoxcinco · 2019-12-17T15:50:29+00:00

Fuck this society.

mustangfrank · 2019-12-17T18:15:05+00:00

The total definition of “MONKEY BRANCHING”

Scooned · 2019-12-17T18:35:06+00:00

im so glad she chose a "good" man to begin a family with! We need more women like this in the world (im being sarcastic in case anyone was wondering)

rvail136 · 2019-12-21T08:54:11+00:00

"Currently in a relationship with baby daddy..."

If this isn't the classic definition of "monkey branching" then I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.

BigglesNZ · 2019-12-17T09:11:05+00:00

All I see is "pedophiles apply here"

Jaeger__85 · 2019-12-17T06:13:30+00:00

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Title	Who’s willing to step up??
Author	nCRedditor-21
Upvotes	606
Comments	148
Date	December 16, 2019 10:34 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ebmeck/whos_willing_to_step_up/
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