Best lines during sex?

JW_2 · 2018-07-01T18:59:30+00:00

Yeah you like that you fucking retard

mortalcoil1 · 2018-07-01T20:13:18+00:00

Talk up their pussy. Talk a lot, be pornographic, but not gross or crass, unless she's into that. Some women are, a lot of women aren't. Don't be boring. Keep her guessing. Cat string.

The absolute killer, make her feel vulnerable, powerless, but loved. That's all it is, that's all it ever is. Read a romance novel. They are all fucking identical. Take notes. Man= completely in control and overpowering, but loving and tender. Woman = completely powerless and vulnerable, but loved.

Helpcalculus · 2018-07-01T21:28:13+00:00

Wawa wiwa - in Borat's voice

Shaney96 · 2018-07-01T20:40:47+00:00

"Your sister's tits are better"

Responsible_Success · 2018-07-01T18:35:40+00:00

Yehaw

ZeroSixNiner · 2018-07-01T23:59:36+00:00

Make your mouth really small and say with the thickest south Indian accent you can muster, "My peepee is in your vagina". Watch her melt.

Blackhawk2479 · 2018-07-01T18:21:16+00:00

Every girl is different, experiment.

For starting pointers, read Sex God Method by Daniel Rose.

123undeuxtrois123 · 2018-07-01T22:59:12+00:00

YEAH! BUDDY!

kyzen142 · 2018-07-01T21:21:27+00:00

Women get off on feeling desired so " just tell them how hot, sexy and beautiful they are " but most importantly don't say it alot and you have to mean it.

JAAM510 · 2018-07-01T21:43:28+00:00

Whisper in her ear "daddy's home" right as you slide in

christmas_miracle_69 · 2018-07-01T22:04:30+00:00

Your vagina feels so warm on my weiner

room_303 · 2018-07-01T18:37:32+00:00

Allah akbar.

Merwebb · 2018-07-01T20:36:57+00:00

I make them verbalize stuff like whos this pussy and whatnot.

ChadsLeftNut · 2018-07-01T21:01:37+00:00

Cocaine of 70%+ purity

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-07-01T23:47:09+00:00

A. "That's my good girl..."

B. "That's it...now my balls...."

C. [When she is on the verge of orgasm] "YOU COME FOR ME RIGHT NOW!"

D. "Now I want to see you eat her pussy..."

E. [After, when she's asking shit like "So...what are you thinking about?"]: "Shh. Little spoons don't ask questions."

NextForever · 2018-07-01T18:33:29+00:00

SAAAAAAATTTTTTTAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I scream it every time I bust.

Then I tell the broad to go fetch some oranges, Daddy needs his juice.

bannedfromWTFmod · 2018-07-01T19:05:42+00:00

Shit on my dick

TheBlackAlistar · 2018-07-01T18:53:56+00:00

Finish her!

JerryLawlerPigFace · 2018-07-01T20:43:14+00:00

“Oh, you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?”

RedSkeller · 2018-07-01T19:20:22+00:00

I usually can't hear anything beyond the gargle of my hand around their throat

Forcetobereckonedwit · 2018-07-02T04:09:43+00:00

Just be brave and OWN her body. Do what you feel likek doing with it. Tell her to do things, anything. Move here, do that, get on all fours, show me your hole, whatever. Own it. "Choke" her (easy there newb), slapp her ass. Own it. There are no lines to memorize.

Obviously don't be a dipshit. If you've been Mr love god heretofore, you're going to have to slowly ramp up. She'll let you know how to proceed, but it's up to YOU to proceed.

If you're being smooth but rough/firm, and she says "Hey! What are you doing?" "Nothing" is the answer, and leave. She'll likely text you before you get to your car.

RdBull · 2018-07-01T18:40:35+00:00

Just start singing Staying alive - bee gees, it never fails.

kiwifx · 2018-07-02T07:27:26+00:00

"Shut. Up."

Remember that old classic in movies where the girl tells the inexperienced guy not to talk during fucking? Yeah, works in reverse.

The__Tren__Train · 2018-07-01T22:27:50+00:00

'youre tighter than i thought youd be'

TRP_TEX · 2018-07-02T01:33:41+00:00

I have yelled “hot dog” when a girl was swallowing my load once.

bl1871 · 2018-07-02T03:04:46+00:00

Cocaine off there tits or ass

nummas · 2018-07-02T04:13:04+00:00

"Cop that you fat slag"

econquest · 2018-07-02T09:03:48+00:00

why is this thread so goddamn awful.

AnotherDisposableMan · 2018-07-01T19:59:29+00:00

Sex is not logical. Females help me let go that's why I enjoy their company. When I'm having sex, they're REALLY helping me let go. There's nothing going on in my mind. So I say whatever I want to without thinking twice. But that's just me and I enjoy it all.

Iwannachokekatie · 2018-07-01T18:38:02+00:00

Spit in her mouth

DiggerClam · 2018-07-01T23:59:03+00:00

Yippee kiyay, motherfucker!

gman992 · 2018-07-02T01:10:28+00:00

Hmm...your mother wasn't so loose...

stylesm11 · 2018-07-01T19:27:56+00:00

For the life of you don't call her "so sexy", or "God ur hot", just fuck her good &shut up, then pick up normal platonic conversation after you get your rocks off

JaYogi · 2018-07-02T02:46:46+00:00

I said this too a girl last night who has stars tattooed on her back.

"I'm going to come on your back becauseThey say to aim for the stars."

Then 30 mins later I proceeded to bust a huge load on her back. Sorry I'm using mobile app

319Skew · 2018-07-02T14:25:29+00:00

Look her dead in the eyes and very slowly and seriously tell her this: "Don't you fucking cum until I say so." Followed by a passionate kiss.

I don't think I've ever had a negative reaction to this. I've had women moan, cry and tell me how much they love me, climax, whimper, and one convulse.

For the best effect, say it when she's really close and you're making eye contact.

wobbleelbbow · 2018-07-02T04:53:28+00:00

OP you have to have sex first.

TheMexipinoy · 2018-07-01T21:22:23+00:00

Cum for me baby

Title	Best lines during sex?
Author	voxiqs
Upvotes	35
Comments	80
Date	July 1, 2018 6:16 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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