Guy waved condom at my girlfriend...how do i react?

8675309c · 2014-12-21T21:44:28+00:00

ignore it

you can only fuck this up by acting insecure

TheDarkTriad · 2014-12-21T21:29:55+00:00

Say "Can't blame him" with a smirk. Change the subject.

blandboringusername · 2014-12-21T22:29:58+00:00

there's a guy staring at me and then he lifts up an unopened condom and wiggles his eyebrows

That's some ninth level PUA mastery there..

RedPillDan · 2014-12-22T06:07:03+00:00

If you say " I dont blame him" its effectivly giving her a compliment. She does not deserve a compliment for trying to shit test you.

Turn it into light dread game. "Wow I wonder if that really works on chick's, I'll have to give that a shot sometime."

This way you maintain your frame and flip the shit test back onto her.

a_nus · 2014-12-21T23:30:57+00:00

It's not something worth dwelling upon to come up with a perfect, clever response. As long as you show you're not taking it too seriously and being insecure about it you should be fine. I would've said something like "At least he cares about safety ;)"

zerogravityii · 2014-12-22T00:00:07+00:00

You don't.

tyofwa · 2014-12-22T04:20:56+00:00

"Ill give you a closer view of one"

tymet · 2014-12-22T03:34:05+00:00

"Well at least he waved a condom at you and not his dick. It shows he's responsible and believes in safe sexual practices."

MightyTaint · 2014-12-22T06:02:33+00:00

"He probably wanted to make you a balloon animal." I mean, WTF does she want you to say? It's obvious what he was implying. Your only response can be to maintain frame and bring to light how you aren't threatened (which you shouldn't be).

Preevyet · 2014-12-22T12:25:35+00:00

Now clearly she's at least somewhat intrigued by his gesture or is looking for a reaction from me...what is the RedPill response to this?

Sometimes a girl will just tell you when something weird happened during her day. I really don't see how this is a shit test.

tombreck2 · 2014-12-22T14:04:23+00:00

I was walking with my gf when a thug pulls up next to us and says "How much for her"

smokingmonkey420 · 2014-12-22T16:27:25+00:00

"What did he look like.. I'll kill him!!!!"

Is what you should not do.

Unless, of course, you can pull it off. I think that parodying a typical BP response is one of the most effective tools in your arsenal against the shit test. It's the height of amused mastery. The words are what she expects from your average guy, but the tone and intention is not consistent. It shows how adept you are and is a complete mind fuck for her.

feminazis_stalk_me · 2014-12-22T18:36:35+00:00

It sounds like bragplaining to me. There's nothing you can do about it. She just wants:

To gauge your reaction that your "Lady Fair" had her honor despoiled by some random dude - she wants you to be jealous so that she can validate that she's too good for you.
She wants you to comfort her because she was grossed out or creeped out and she wants you to "be supportive" - whatever that means.

bsutansalt · 2014-12-22T19:16:37+00:00

It's a shit test. Respond however you feel inclined. If you're not sure what's a good response, look over my shit test thread in the sidebar of the main sub.

CDBaller · 2014-12-22T22:42:49+00:00

"can't blame him" or " "well at least he was responsible and thought to use a condom" or "come over and I'll do a bit more than wave it at you."

amigoingtohellfire · 2014-12-23T02:46:30+00:00

Are you all serious? She's not trying to get a rise out of him. She either told him because she thought that that was an extremely random thing to have happened to her and she wanted to tell him or she felt offended over it and wanted to tell him because she was offended.

Most of these suggestions are equally offensive. Just because you are RP doesn't mean you have to be a dick for no reason. If anything, assert your masculinity and your protective instinct by saying how you'd beat him up if you saw that happen to her.

puamua · 2014-12-21T21:37:23+00:00

"Did you check the expiration date?"

Her: "No? What?"

"You gotta roll them all the way down it's on the bottom."

[deleted] · 2014-12-21T22:34:48+00:00

"Shit, who? I'm going to need that later."

Title	Guy waved condom at my girlfriend...how do i react?
Author	matt675
Upvotes	6
Comments	24
Date	December 21, 2014 9:21 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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