Having the worst time online. Can someone tell me what I'm doing wrong?

Me: I saw that you're a self-proclaimed Bollywood buff and the Emoji 👓.  if there was Bollywood trivia night which category would you crush it in?

hey movies Shahrukh Khan was in b quotes from hum aapke Hain kaun let's see who is the cinestarz real related to

Her: hey hands down I haven't seen him up unicorn in years emphasized ears so I failed miserably the most memorable scenes for me are those incredible dance moves and that pup who saves the day :-) what's your pick?

Me: I'm off to hakone was the first movie I ever saw in the theaters in India it's like burned into my brain Tuffy! And all the songs in point! every time our family would drive down to Atlanta for the Christmas we would pop in that soundtrack the ABCD song  😂

Her: you can never go wrong with the classic. Doing anything fun this weekend?

Me: hosting a show, working on some business stuff. Maybe make a homemade pizza LOL nothing too crazy you?

Her: did you host a comedy show? You'll have to tell me more. sounds like you have a productive weekend planned I've spent it shopping / eating drinking and I could use a break LOL.

Me: yes it was right it was a writing competition today. Every weekend we do a joke writing competition on Facebook live. I'm so excited I just got 1.3 K views yesterday and today 399 LOL. Internet is so fickle. Go to my page and watch so I at least it 400 exclamation exclamation

ooh ! what did you buy? I need to buy some new shoes and a couple new shirts. Ended watch a car a house and Island my shopping list is endless LOL.

Her: I gladly watch a video but I'm not on Facebook! Can I still view it?  I'm with you on second half of your shopping list lol! Clothes and shoes that I absolutely don't need and probably won't be wearing any time soon because there aren't really occasions to dress up these days LOL

Me: not sure how to share it if you're not on Facebook it will it was a live feed. Oh well oh wait you're an attorney don't you go to court? You can wear some nice shoes at least or is it Court via zoom LOL what's going on in the world right now? Do you want to share what you shopped fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch text me at #

Her:  I actually practice transactional law – I dry draft and negotiate contracts - so I haven't stepped foot into a courtroom since I worked for a judge during law school. Fortunately in my practice area has taken a hit so most of my group was laid off and I'm currently doing contract work until things pick back up I love that office reference LOL I bought clothes and a pair of most gorgeous Louboutins I honestly think they’re super sensible and they're super sensible comfy