How to properly answer, “ When was the last time you’ve had sex?”

DiggerClam · 2018-07-07T04:32:47+00:00

'You're literally the first female I've ever spoken to'

UX6pz5NHB6 · 2018-07-07T04:42:54+00:00

"I only discuss that with my doctor."

Borsao66 · 2018-07-07T02:13:32+00:00

Look at your watch or phone clock and count on your fingers while mumbling a nonsense math formula (divided by the square root of 2.23 times pi) and then give up and shrug.

JamesP2018 · 2018-07-07T03:05:42+00:00

Her imagination is your greatest ally.

IVIaskerade · 2018-07-07T05:40:41+00:00

"1957"

"you weren't alive in 1957"

"Of course I was, it's only 21:42"

resnine · 2018-07-07T04:04:23+00:00

"I'm not sure"
"I'm saving myself for marriage"

[deleted] · 2018-07-07T05:51:14+00:00

"What time is it?"

boy_named_su · 2018-07-07T03:19:49+00:00

"literally right before you got here"

"with a person?"

or "tonight is my first time"

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-07-07T11:55:51+00:00

”What time is it?”

”With a man or a woman?”

”Just now...take your clothes off.”

anal_coke · 2018-07-07T02:09:23+00:00

"this morning"

walawalawa · 2018-07-07T12:12:37+00:00

I answer:

"A better question is when is the next time I"m going to have sex..."

DadOnDabs · 2018-07-07T15:11:52+00:00

My favorite,

Her - when was the last time you had sex?

Me - what time is it?

Her - (gives time)

Me - and what time did I pick you up?

Her - (gives time)

Me - (starts counting on my fingers)

SpecialSpnk · 2018-07-07T11:47:16+00:00

Let out a large sigh that shows offense.... Im a Virgin!

rattamahatta · 2018-07-07T12:16:11+00:00

I'll answer, but you go first.

chazthundergut · 2018-07-07T14:22:16+00:00

Look at your watch and say "what time is it?"

WoodWizzy87 · 2018-07-07T15:31:58+00:00

Like today or this week?

felixmaria · 2018-07-07T09:04:04+00:00

„lets fuck, then you guess“

purplefidgetmidget · 2018-07-07T18:20:25+00:00

"I'm a virgin, I've never even held hands with a girl before" delivered with amused mastery.

red_matrix · 2018-07-07T18:48:57+00:00

Shit test: agree & amplify

Wolvesontheloose · 2018-07-08T22:07:14+00:00

I don't remember you should ask your mom.

alisemihc · 2018-07-07T07:51:14+00:00

ask ur mom

mrHappyPotatoe · 2018-07-07T09:38:15+00:00

Id say theres 2 ways. 1. Is to tell truth. But the problem is they dont actually want truth. They cant handle the the number. Then they will be just another number. 2. Is just don't accept the frame.

And theres always 3rd. Just lie. But I think end result will be similar to 1st one - when telling the truth.

Morphs_ · 2018-07-07T08:34:50+00:00

The other day I answered honestly and this "this week", I found "last night" a bit too much. She was sort of surprised, but immediately added "well I guess I'm not that bad then, for me it was five weeks ago". Guess she already considered herself a slut for that.

ihateyouguys · 2018-07-07T04:53:28+00:00

“A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell”

party_dragon · 2018-07-07T10:02:34+00:00

"Yesterday I inseminated a cow. Does that count?"

downvotesanimals · 2018-07-07T05:44:42+00:00

Cant remember, but I just had an abortion this morning...

JaspersChest · 2018-07-07T02:40:26+00:00

I usually don't give an answer and give off a signal like I'm trying to hide something~ Works every time

Title	How to properly answer, “ When was the last time you’ve had sex?”
Author	Kevmill29
Upvotes	20
Comments	60
Date	July 7, 2018 2:08 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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