How would you reply to this shit test (dating app)?

batuhanstorm · 2018-02-12T19:01:22+00:00

You're not gaming, you're just a guy trying to play cool, man. You can't use body language in dating apps. She'll think you're just a fool. I would use this face-to-face but not on Tinder.

dreadfrog · 2018-02-12T22:03:10+00:00

You went down in flames, man.

When she answered "brunette" you should have answered something like "I prefer blondes" or, if you want to go full jerk, "I only date blondes."

Then watch and laugh as she tries to explain that brunettes are better and that you should really screw her.

life_is_dumb · 2018-02-12T22:07:16+00:00

You guys are all right, I went way too far. LMAO at myself. Always been super blue pill and now I overcompensated. Been enjoying the roasting, keep it coming.

jtmazari · 2018-02-12T19:26:33+00:00

Don’t ask questions that lead to one word answers

DntPnicIGotThis · 2018-02-12T20:40:07+00:00

this is horrible

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2018-02-12T22:45:00+00:00

Your word ratio to hers is all fucked but I don't think you did as bad as other here seem to. On apps you have to make a big impression but here since she reached out first you're trying to hard.

I'd say something like "Kanye says I'm arrogant"

But for future reference if she reaches out to you first my go to line on tinder etc. is "Stole my best line" if there isn't some dynamite stuff to work with in her profile.

[deleted] · 2018-02-13T00:23:42+00:00

Nigga went 0 to 100 real quick

cholomite · 2018-02-12T19:18:03+00:00

You're talking too much and being too wordy. Next time leave off the last part about her being "lucky enough to land there".

IronJohnKwando · 2018-02-12T22:04:29+00:00

“very. #”

chazthundergut · 2018-02-12T20:58:01+00:00

You're talking way too much.

RedPilledAlphaMale · 2018-02-12T19:07:12+00:00

Assuming you're lucky enough to land there.

Should've added a winking face emoji or something. Focus on keeping the conversation light and playful.

thesmithofwords · 2018-02-12T20:56:49+00:00

stop using full punctuation, this isnt an essay. Also you sound completely serious and unfun, try to keep a playful tone

Tzeentch_Gnosis · 2018-02-12T20:58:49+00:00

I guess that's not the question here.

But if you break the mold you have to back up the cheesy things you say preferably with body language.

wkndatbernardus · 2018-02-12T21:49:11+00:00

"Well, I'd like my pussy payments now"

CutLiver · 2018-02-12T21:50:49+00:00

Well, now that you said that (lmao) you can only really continue on with the cocky asshole persona you've thought up in your head.

Say "I'm used to getting what I want".

That should kill the conversation then you can move onto girls who aren't super uptight boner-killers.

319Skew · 2018-02-12T23:35:32+00:00

Hahaha

grunge022 · 2018-02-13T00:38:00+00:00

She texted you 4 words. You texted her 30+. I'll let you figure out where you messed up

nofapkelany · 2018-02-13T03:13:16+00:00

Yeah too far lmfao.

Lol good youre trying though

It took me a lot of rejections to get my recipe for tinder success.

Keep at it

martianartisan · 2018-02-14T13:24:48+00:00

It sounds like you need some calibration. Your messages should have a sexual undertone to it but not so explicit like that. Being overtly sexual has never worked for me.

Travis2310 · 2018-02-12T19:08:24+00:00

"Not as entitled as you would be expecting me to pay if we went on a date."

Title	How would you reply to this shit test (dating app)?
Author	life_is_dumb
Upvotes	4
Comments	21
Date	February 12, 2018 6:50 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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