Proper response to getting slapped

Wolfmothor · 2016-03-08T22:18:07+00:00

I've been there. I've also been there when a girlfriend of a plate is just constantly trying to be a bitch to you.

Completely ignore then and do everything you can to show that you aren't going to react to their behavior, but that it is unacceptable.

This includes things like not letting them in your car, not getting them a drink when you get one for your plate or other friends. I just generally make them feel like they are 100% not welcome around me, without saying or doing anything directly.

I also think dumping your drink on her would be a completely reasonable response as well but I doubt it would end well.

Modified_Hackware · 2016-03-09T05:17:10+00:00

"If that's your only way of touching a man... I could suggest losing some weight."

Or whatever insult about clothes, tits etc suffices.

Zealous_One · 2016-03-08T23:41:51+00:00

Google How can she slap...

The_BeardedGentleman · 2016-03-09T04:15:34+00:00

"I thought the drinking age was 21?"

InscrutablePUA · 2016-03-08T22:56:08+00:00

Amused mastery: what would you do if a child slapped you?

redpeel · 2016-03-09T12:41:54+00:00

I responded by a slight chuckle and grabbed her other hand to make her spill half of her drink on herself.

Lol. I have done something similar once before. Won't recommend anything else.

medik13 · 2016-03-08T23:32:25+00:00

Drink over the head, if she gets violent rear naked choke

redolas · 2016-03-08T23:43:51+00:00

A friend got the slap from a girl in a group he was approaching. He just turned around and left them. Continued to have fun with others. She went past him later, and he kicked her ankle from behind. Not too hard, but hard enough so she can feel it. She jumped at him shouting. (What is your problem, bla bla bla) he just pretended to watch something interesting on the ceiling. She continued shouting. Slowly, he started to smile to himself. At that very moment, she turned around and left.

2016ismyyeartobegr8 · 2016-03-09T12:04:10+00:00

Call me old fasioned, but I don't recommend kicking her in the ankle, choking her out or breaking her wrist. (Seriously guys)

The last time I got a playful but pissed slap from a girl in a club, I grabbed her wrist, then her other wrist and pressed them behind her back and playfully restrained her. I wish I could tell you I kissed her or whatever but it was a few years back and I was an idiot.

But yeah, playfully restrain her flirt, 'try to slap me now' or 'say sorry.' It's pretty hot.

lots-of-tacos · 2016-03-09T01:38:45+00:00

You responded to it properly if you ask me

oldredder · 2016-03-09T05:55:49+00:00

depends on context, like playful/silly vs actually crazy/violent. you should have good enough reflexes not to let this happen outside of playfulness.

keepyourkeys · 2016-03-09T10:57:27+00:00

Here, watch Ron Swanson react to being punched by a drunk bitch of a man.

https://youtu.be/OyDvii2k_so?t=40s

TheRedStoic · 2016-03-09T12:30:16+00:00

Depends on the situation, I'm presuming yours was not playful or a slight boundary miscalculation? Just some suggestions from experience, "personal or witnessed for over a decade"

Playful: "well now that I know what you like..."

Amused:" if you want me to treat you like a child you could've just called me daddy".

Slight boundary miscalculation: "I'll let that one walk, next time I walk out of your life." note, you can tell she misjudged based on her response. She'll immediately apologize or turn red with shame, she honestly just forgot her place. She's a child, she needs to be trained properly.

Serious: "I hoped for better from you." (then walk. Just leave and completely ignore until there's an open apology.)

Dangerous: grab a bouncer, point her out, pay your tab and leave. Not worth it. If you're in private, get into public. If you're in public keep your hands ready to deflect, no hitting. The social and governmental cohort will fuck you raw dog

Above all,

keep your cool. Do not fall into her frame.
be smart, justice war is for the Internet, or for people who are publicly gifted with victim immunity (milo Yiannopoulos, Straughn, etc" protect yourself against actual legal and social trends
maintain social proof, if you don't have it, build it. It'll shut down most issues before they can begin or even escalate.
do your diligence. It's not hard to find out if a woman has assaulted individuals in the past. what would a guy have to do to make you slap him? she'll probably answer with a real life example if she has.

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94redstealth · 2016-03-09T14:39:45+00:00

I think my reaction would be a mix of peoples suggestions

Lean in close enough to speak softly and be heard easily
softly pat her on the cheek(face) while laughing and say "good one"
escalate your volume an tone as you say "but if youre going to do it right. show me you mean Ike(Bobby Brown, Ray Rice, whoever you want), hit me again and put some stank on it!" ala Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar
Grab her drink and chug it
Depending on the setting, grab the nearest piece of ass and start dancing

juliusstreicher · 2016-03-11T03:38:35+00:00

Your response was magnificent.

to_say_the_i · 2016-03-09T01:36:02+00:00

"That's your one." Continue uninterrupted.

You are also allowed to block it.

jamesbond0512 · 2016-03-09T04:55:50+00:00

You have to take the safe routes. Punch? Arrested. Slap? Arrested. Kick? It won't sound harsh when THEY tell the cops.

Notice how I said THEY. Never speak to the cops.

BetaMaleFeminist · 2016-03-09T14:50:46+00:00

"Don't hit daddy, sweetheart." "You slap like your mom." "I like it rough." "You're gonna get a spanking for that later" "why do your fingers smell like fish?" "I bet you finger yourself with that hand later"

landon042 · 2016-03-09T00:12:05+00:00

Heres your solution, Link

GATF · 2016-03-09T06:52:19+00:00

I think I just felt my dick move.

Apexk9 · 2016-03-09T05:04:32+00:00

Catch the slap. Squeeze. Next time I break your fucking hand.

GlennBeckAmerica · 2016-03-09T07:28:53+00:00

Look to see if there cameras around.

frerri · 2016-03-09T10:50:26+00:00

Eye contact and a sincere and wild "Ooooohohohoh, (laugh) what are you doing? "

RedPill4LYF · 2016-03-09T15:49:41+00:00

I've had girls try to straight up deck me because I merely stood my ground calling their lies for what they were. They throw such adorable baby punches, I just raise my hand like a kung fu master and block the swings and laugh.

FRedington · 2016-03-09T17:07:12+00:00

magicplayer123abc · 2016-03-09T17:30:28+00:00

Just gonna leave this here. Surprised no one posted it.

Refigerator1043 · 2016-03-09T23:48:31+00:00

I like pepper spray or a taser for this scenario. It's nonlethal and exactly what a cop would do to a woman who attacked him, so who can argue?

crabpipe · 2016-03-08T22:54:31+00:00

If theres witnesses, the best revenge is to call the police and file a report - thus getting her arrested

AbioticFountain · 2016-03-09T15:49:18+00:00

In my opinion, the only way to respond to this kind of disrespect (aside from nexting, this is if you want to keep them around) is to immediately lose all amusement. I had a girl do this to me and what I did way make dead eye contact and tell her straight up that if she is going to hit someone, then she better be prepared to be hit back.

Honestly, this is one of the few things that can actually make me angry, and so when it happens I resort to pure stoicism. I would never hit her hard, but if she ever tried it again (the girl never did) I would have made it sting a little. In many cases there are a dozen different ways to hold frame, but in this case it is just a pure lack of respect, and no matter if I'm banging the chick or not, if they try to continue to get away with that shit they will be cut out of my life. I can be completely self abasing, and can take any form of verbal mockery (in jest), but physically hitting someone is, in my books, a way of a girl saying "look how much power I have over you, and there's nothing you can do about it."

Tricky-Nicky · 2016-03-09T19:49:01+00:00

"Ooh, I like rough girls like you. Ever had a threesome before? Plate and I are always looking for new kinks."

Nirvanablue92 · 2016-03-09T03:34:33+00:00

Look at her straight in the eyes tell her that is unacceptable behavior and hold frame then continue with your charming self. You could attempt to game her as well.

Title	Proper response to getting slapped
Author	Wolfmothor
Upvotes	36
Comments	103
Date	March 8, 2016 10:07 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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