Anyone here try Barney Stinsons crazy schemes?

ImKumarYo · 2011-08-10T05:39:59+00:00

Link me a couple openers you want me to try and I'll give one or two ago. Tired of Throwaway's attitude: time to prove him wrong. It's all about having a good time in field.

danielvago · 2011-08-10T12:11:46+00:00

I did the naked man once. Well, not a real naked man (where it's a last attempt at a bad date), but a semi-naked man.

Me and my friend (guy) goes to the beach where we are to meet two of his friends (girls). Later we get the idea that we should go to an amusement park for dinner and good times.

After a little while one of the girls leaves, she has a booty call she tells us. We are having fun, and I'm not playing any game with this girl, I'm just having fun. It becomes more and more apparent that she is flirting with me though.

She suggest we go back to [guy friends apartment] and drink (I live close by myself). We do just that, where it seems she has stopped flirting with me. I never really flirted back, just trying to have a good time.

Suddenly she stands up and says that she should go, it's getting late and [guy friend] has work tomorrow (which he did). Then she asks me if I'm coming to, I could walk her down.

We talk a bit of where she is staying (at a friends house close by) and we jokingly argue over if I should take my car or not (I'm a bit drunk). Then I say I would leave my car and walk, if she would accompany me on my 10 minute journey.

On the way she complains about walking in her high heals, to which I reply that it can't be that bad, she's just being whiny. I end up walking in her shoes for about 10 meters before agreeing with her. The mood is certainly good.

Then we get to my building and she gets close and asks where I live in it, I point, then look at her and we start to make out. After a while I suggest she come up with me.

In my apartment (which was a mess unfortunately) we sit and talk a bit, then she wants to take a shower, because she feels dirty from the beach.

I could not comprehend a world where all of this did not mean I was in, so I just take off all my clothes and get in my bed. Then she walks out of the shower with all her clothes back on!.

Shortly after I would find out that she was having second thoughts, because she actually likes the [guy friend] and therefore doesn't want him to know about it, if we are to fuck.

The only thing I did when she came out and saw me lying there, was smiling big and opening my arms in a ta-da motion. She laughs and get in bed with me, and we get it on.

Eatthat · 2011-08-10T07:03:59+00:00

Best Pickup line ever.

meta_asfuck · 2011-08-10T06:46:43+00:00

I tried "the naked guy" once.

and69 · 2011-08-10T07:11:50+00:00

I would like to know if anyone tried "The naked man". At least 3 times ... you know, 2 out of 3.

yokhai · 2011-08-10T14:16:18+00:00

I've tried most of them. I'd say roughly 1 out of 5 girls knew the source immediately. HIMYM is a very watched show amongst the ladies.

RedErin · 2011-08-10T14:42:20+00:00

if people don't have things in common with me then we probably won't have much fun together anyhow.

Everyone has things in common. Sometimes it just takes a while to figure out what that is. Remember that no one in the whole world will like all the same things that you do, so if you cut people off for that, then you'll lead a lonely life.

glassuser · 2011-08-10T04:41:14+00:00

No. That's tv. If real life were TV, we'd all be attractive and well dressed, yet tragically single. All the women we know, even the "ugly" ones, would be hot. There would be no fat people, unless they had an amazing personality or quirk that made them invaluable to the social dynamic. Everyone would have that perfect funny line once a night.

So... no.

starney_binson · 2011-08-10T03:22:20+00:00

All the time! He is AWESOME!

ThrowawayPUA · 2011-08-10T03:10:42+00:00

No. You already know how to act like an idiot and get blown out. Seddit FRs are not intended to be a comedy act. Barney Stinson is a comedy act.

kanji_sasahara · 2011-08-10T02:36:28+00:00

That's an interesting idea. Next time I'm drunk I'll try some and see if any of them work.

testmypatience · 2011-08-10T16:03:53+00:00

EDIT2: She still taking to me and enjoying it very much

Lol I kinda pictured her sitting next to you as you wrote this.

puaCurveBall · 2011-08-10T03:07:31+00:00

realy funny and awesome set of field reports.

As entertaining as they may be, lets not lose sight of the fact that the goal is to be good with women, not entertain reddit with FR.

ispeakonlyno · 2011-08-10T02:38:24+00:00

Title	Anyone here try Barney Stinsons crazy schemes?
Author	testmypatience
Upvotes	18
Comments	48
Date	August 10, 2011 2:32 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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