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[–]Mcdz 24 points25 points26 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Think this one's got a better ending...
[–]LarperPro 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don't get it.
[–]BishyBashy 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He now understands why his dad got a black eye in that photo
[–]LarperPro 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didn't even realize his dad got black eye when I watched it the first two times, thx.
[–]Cintdrix 35 points36 points37 points 13 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Would have been better if the girl was in the car with him at the end.
[–]sh0nuff 51 points52 points53 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or she lifted her head from his lap...
[–]looksfamiliar15 points 13 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Car companies are just waiting until they can get away with this.
[–]sh0nuff 11 points12 points13 points 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They can in Europe. NA is so behind in terms of being prudish.
[–]SedditorX 4 points5 points6 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't you mean ahead?
[–][deleted] 63 points64 points65 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he doesn't give a fuck whether she's there or not nigga. OUTCOME INDEPENDENT WOOP WOOP
[–]ReneG8 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually, it wouldn't have. That would make the advert really bad.
[–]LnRon 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah. Life isn´t that easy.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
driving an audi s6 would put anybody into state. that car is fucking sexy
[–]sh0nuff 19 points20 points21 points 13 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
When I was in high school, there was this girl one grade higher than mine. I had a crush on her for 4 years, from 9-12. At the final school dance, I was mortified, knowing full well if I didn't make a move I'd never get another chance.
About an hour before the end I was still chicken in out, and I left in disgust. I actually lived across the road from my school, so went home, stole a Guinness from my dad's cooler, and went to the park nearby. I smoked a couple cigarettes, slammed the beer, and got fuelled by determination.
I returned to the school , went up and asked her to dance. She accepted, and while we danced I kissed her neck amorously. She didn't flinch, but afterwards I felt like her friends were giving me the evil eye. It was worth it
[–]DiscreteOpinion 13 points14 points15 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
an den?
[–]sh0nuff 19 points20 points21 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No more an den!
[–]DaggerStone 16 points17 points18 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then he whacked it
[–]Bloqhead 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NO AN DEN!
[–]ortofon88 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you work for Guiness' marketing team?
[–]TheDeathStar 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Regardless of its validity, it's still a cool commercial.
[–]recombined -1 points0 points1 point 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Validity bro.
[–]TheDeathStar 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bad.
[–]ryward64 2 points3 points4 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck yes. Took this girl out last week. HB10, jumping a few levels for me. She's got her shit together (grad school, interned at NASA last year, comes from some money). I didn't think things would go any further.
3 beers and then I watched this. Told her that she's mine tomorrow. It worked. Meeting up 7:30 tomorrow evening, don't even care if I seal the deal.
I knew that if I didn't capitalize that I would regret it forever.
"State"... Have it.
[–]fragglemook 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
There's absolutely nothing to learn from this advertisement in relation to picking up women. Everything about it is contrived bullshit. Every event within the ad is fake. This has no bearing on really attracting women and leading a fun life.
Mods, come on....
[–]Greenlava 3 points4 points5 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
fuckin' spoilsport.
meanwhile we're all talking about state. a good fucking lesson son.
[–]Lead ModeratorThrowawayPUA 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, TV commercials will be removed from seddit. I apologize in the delay, I did not see this before I went to bed last night. But you guys have to do your job too. Nobody hit the report button, which might have drawn it to our attention sooner.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr3gd1QIyZc - this, just listen to the lyrics.
[–]superdiscobreakin 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what's the song in the background?
[+]ObiWan111 -10 points-9 points-8 points 13 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
The guy gets punched in the face and leaves alone. What exactly about this commercial speaks to being in state?
"State- Literally, your mental state at a given time. Being "in state" means your mental state is at the optimum level for social interaction, especially with women."
Getting punched in the face and leaving alone doesn't sound like "the optimum level for social interaction"
[–]readonlyuser 14 points15 points16 points 13 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're not getting it. The fact that you're evaluating the night solely based on the events that transpired means you don't understand it.
State is an emotional state. It's something contained within yourself, and although you can reflect that state onto the outside world, it's no guarantee of success in any way. Optimum doesn't mean perfect, you don't become a perfect social machine if you're in state, you just have more awareness and less of a filter on which behaviors you act on.
[–]Mcdz 1 point2 points3 points 13 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea.. what ultimately gets him into state is driving that Audi, or at least that's what Audi wants you to believe
[–][deleted] 13 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]quoteseverything 0 points1 point2 points 13 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So what you are saying is.... I should get a German car!?!?!?
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