I haven't posted any FRs lately, mostly I've had smaller day game interactions rather than nights out sarging at clubs. But one little opener at the grocery store the other day kind of stuck out as an example of both my good qualities and my weaknesses.

I'm at the local grocery store in the evening (yeah, it's still day game). It's relatively empty but there are two interesting girls roaming around. One I'll call Chef Girl, she's wearing those chef's uniform pants. She's young and cute but only about HB7, maybe about 25, and she's stomping around the store with a glare on her face, rushing back and forth. She looks like she just got off work and is anxious to finish shopping and get home.

Then there's a Yoga Girl. She's an HB9, maybe 35 years old, long dark hair, she's wearing a sporty jacket over black tights and she has a fantastic ass. She's leisurely roaming around the store.

I was at the store with a coupon, get a free 12 pack of soda if you spend over $25. I only came in for about $7 of stuff so I'm looking for other crap to buy. I'm trying to buy healthier foods lately, but you can't buy $20 of broccoli just to get some free soda. So I buy some stupid stuff. I feel bad because the store hired a full time nutritionist and I see her in the store all the time, we chat about better foods and improving my diet.

I've gone through the whole store like three times, and I keep seeing these two girls. They see me too, I wonder if they think I'm checking them out. I better wrap this up and GTFO.

I'm not really in the mood to open the girls, until I get to the register, and Yoga Girl comes in line right behind me. Maybe she did that deliberately, was that an IOI? I'll assume it is. As the clerk is ringing up my stuff, I notice Yoga Girl has finished putting all her stuff on the conveyor belt, it's healthy stuff like Cheerios, a dozen cups of yogurt, and fresh fruit. I notice Chef Girl is now behind her, glaring at us like she's in a hurry (there's only one checkout line open).

So I turn to Yoga Girl, look at the stuff that she's buying, then look directly at her, making a special effort to speak slowly and clearly per seddit recommendations..

Me: [sternly, with hands on hips] I am appalled. [lighter tone] Your diet is much better than mine! [jokingly] And I really tried to buy better stuff than usual! [smile]

YG: Ha ha.. [smiles] um.. well.. I'm.. uh.. just picking up a few.. um.. things. I'm not.. uh..

Damn that was a good observational opener, a perfect blend of neg/disqualifier and cocky/funny. Yoga Girl explodes with IOIs. She's stammering and flipping her hair, tilting her head and jutting out her hip to one side, moving slightly closer to me, and practically quivering. I can't believe it. I'm ignoring this (IOD?) and keep looking at her groceries. Chef Girl is standing behind us in line, I can almost see steam coming out of her ears, she is scowling at me and seems furious that I'm picking up a hot girl while she's standing in line behind us. Yoga Girl can't see this, so I cut her off and resume..

Me: I always look at people's shopping carts to see what they're buying, so I can get some ideas of new foods to eat. Yours looks really healthy.

Clerk: [interrupts] Sign here please. [I sign, he hands me the receipt] Have a good evening!

Me: Thanks!

I pick up my bagged goods, look back at Yoga Girl.. and eject. I walk right out of the store and don't look back. As I'm loading my car, she walks out and smiles at me but she goes directly to her car without coming within 50 feet of me. Damn.

Now what the hell was that? I think I ejected because I felt pressured by Chef Girl and the Clerk, who were trying to speed me along. Spoilsports! I thought I might linger near the entrance to let Yoga Girl catch up with me, but it seemed too obvious and tryhard. And it's always a DHV to be willing to walk away, right?

So I went home, and as I was putting my groceries away, I noticed my expensive brand of yogurt was much higher quality than hers. I laughed.