Hello seddit, I'm a little frustrated with all the posts lately about how it's bad to be a "nice guy" and it's better to be douchey (a la good looking loser or whatever number of clones out there). I'm here to say that those are not the only options.

Let me just get one thing clear first of all, being nice and being a "nice guy" are different things. When people talk about being a "nice guy" they really mean being a doormat and being walked over. They're talking about a dude who hides his sexual intent towards women in the hope that his friendship will be paid for in sex. They're talking about the guy that buys girls drinks hoping that'll make them like him. These are not things a truly nice guy does. It's fine to be nice, it's fine to be a polite and kind and generous person, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise. You don't need to be a rude selfish cunt to meet women.

I think it's time to change the wording so that people don't get confused and think "oh I have to stop being nice".

That being said, let's get on to the FR:

10:30 pm I decide I'd like a beer somewhere away from home, so I grab my skateboard and tell my parents I'm going out for a bit. I looked up a wings place nearby that is open til 1 am on a Sunday night.

10:55 pm Roll up to the restaurant and I grab a seat on the bar. There's 3 girls there, one by herself on the right and two girls together on the left, with about 4 chairs in the middle. I grab the second seat, 1 seat away from the pair of girls.

However I notice that there's a drink in front of me covered by a coaster. I assume someone is there so I grab the attention of the girls and ask if they know if anyone is sitting there? They said they think so, so I move one seat closer to them and say "alright I'll sit here then!" They didn't seem particularly interested in chatting right away, so I just ordered a beer and watched some of the sports on TV.

11:00 pm The girls start talking about something science-related, and as a science teacher I jump in and explain something to them and elaborate. They perk up and seem way more interested. Important point here is to just embrace your passions and talk about them with gusto, girls will pick up on that and enjoy it. I maintain a bit of eye contact between both of them, and then we trade some personal questions for a while - what do we do, were they in school, what kinds of sports they like, etc. My posture was relaxed for the most part, leaning back with one arm on the back of my chair.

11:20 pm Turned away from the girls for a bit as the convo died out and started watching the other people at the bar. The single girl on the right was talking to some old dude, and there was now an older guy sitting beside me as well. They were apparently teachers and pastors or something. Seemed a bit drunk but entertaining to watch. I made some light chat with one of the bartenders, a cute asian girl. We joked about being asian and how it gave us eternal baby faces.

11:30 pm The girls finish discussing something and tell me that they're going to a party nearby, and that I should come. I say sure why not and finish the rest of my beer. They made sure they knew where it was and then we walked over.

On the way there we just talk and joke about life, talk about things that we like, animals, hobbies, our families, how they met, etc. No real kino.

12:00 am Roll up to the party and suddenly the girls get a little shy. I figure they might not know the other people there that well or something, but they said they were invited personally by some dude. I said don't worry about it, we'll just go in, and I clicked into a super social mode and started saying hi to everyone. First dude I see I was like, Hey I'm petriomelony! and shake his hand smiling big. He looks puzzled for a second but then smiles also and introduces me to the girl he was with. I mentioned the name of the guy who invited the girls and then this dude says, "Oh he invited you guys?? Come on in, this is my house!" I was like, sweet, and we all go in. On the way in I fistbump some dudes outside who were smoking weed or something. I shook my head to myself thinking, "this is one of those nights..."

We get in and there's some music blasting in the basement. We also go to the kitchen and there's a group of people gathered around a centre island with loads of booze and red cups. I say hi to them too real quick and get the names of a few of them. I find that being a teacher actually helps a lot with remembering names, it's just down to practice and face recognition. We head down to the basement and I just start saying hi to people an ask if we can bum some alcohol off them since we didn't bring any (I just enjoy beer, ok?) One dude hands me a cold one and I thank him and split it 3 ways between the girls and me.

12:15 am The guy who invited the girls says hi to them and greets me also. The girls tell him they just met me at the restaurant and he laughs about it. He seems really interested in one of the girls, touching her and having his arm around her, and I'm totally fine with that, I tried to help him out by asking her some loaded questions like, "hey that guy who invited you is pretty good looking, eh?" and etc., but she responded that they were just good friends or something. At this point the girls are grabbing me for photos/selfies and crap, so I oblige a few.

I see a girl who has the same ear piercing as me so I go over and say, "Woah we have the same piercing!" and she looks surprised but then smiles and goes to touch mine. I put one hand on her hip as we continued to talk. She was quite cute, half asian and did not look it at all, with a really nice body. We talk about each other for a bit, she had a tattoo on her shoulder that said her brother's name in chinese, but I don't read enough chinese to translate. She kind of scoffed at that and soon turned to talk to other people, but I wasn't bothered in the least. Just another conversation.

12:30 am I go back upstairs and chat to some randos again. Just having fun talking to guys and girls.

12:45 am The girls come up and say they need to leave because one of them has a curfew and her family is a bit strict. I was really tempted to stay at this point because I was having fun and more people were arriving. However I also figured I came with them and it would be polite to walk them home, as I wouldn't even have been at the party if it wasn't for them. I opt to leave and say bye to the people I've met, getting the number of the guy who invited them and tell him to let me know about next time and that I'll definitely bring booze. He texts me right away with his number.

On the way out some guys are like, "where are you guys going??" and we shout back, "we have to walk her home! but maybe we'll be back!"

As we walk to the one girl's house, the girls are saying they had a good time and etc. They are also gushing about how they couldn't believe I was just walking up to people and talking to them, and one of them said that they wished they could do that too. I told them it's just practice really, and something anyone can learn. Because it's true. They started singing "Bird is the Word" and I sing along and they laugh and tell me it's awesome that my sense of humour matches theirs so well.

The thing I took away from that moment is that there's no point trying to get numbers of people if you don't actually jive with them and get along and have a good time with them, even if they're hot or whatever.

1:15 am Get to the girl's house and she hugs me goodbye and gets my number into her phone. Other girl grabs her bike and comes back, and then says "So what now?" I ask if she has a curfew and she says no, so I suggest we go back to the party. She agrees and we start walking.

As we walk along we talk some more. She tells me how she's had so much fun tonight and wishes nights like these happened more often. I ask her to elaborate and she says she loves surprises (even the bad ones) and being spontaneous and these are the kinds of adventures she's dreamed about. I really debated going for the kiss right then, but decided to wait a bit longer. She said that she probably would have talked to me at the bar had I not talked to them first, and I laugh and tell her I'm glad that I met them as well because I had a lot of fun.

She starts asking me more personal questions, about other adventures I've had, what's the craziest thing I've ever done, etc. I'm fine sharing these, and she shares a couple stories with me too, though she didn't have as many (yet). I tell her she's young and still has plenty of time for adventures. Not much kino on the walk back, or sex talk or anything.

1:45 am She gets a little tired of walking her bike, so we stop in the park and grab a bench. We sit and I adopt my relaxed posture again, leaning back with arm on the back of the bench, draped towards her. She is sitting with her knees against her chest and her hair was covering her face, but she was talking to me still. I go to brush her hair out of the way, and then tangle my fingers around the back of her head and pull her in for a kiss.

We kiss twice and stop, and she giggles and turns away and says she's never done anything this spontaneous before. I laugh and pull her in again for another kiss. She gives me these 'fuck me' eyes right before her lips touch mine, and we make out for a bit.

She moves and straddles me and starts undoing my belt and unzipping my shorts and I curse myself for not bringing a condom. Though I didn't really fancy getting mosquito bites, and again I went into this night with 0 expectations. I stopped her and said, "want to come to my place?" She says yes without any hesitation, and I tell her, "You have to be quiet, though." She holds out her pinky for a pinky swear, I laugh and take it, and we start walking.

2:00 am This is where it gets a little silly. She asks me if my parents will mind and I said nah they'll be asleep. I go to check my phone and I missed calls and texts from my dad. He says, "WHERE ARE YOU, WE ARE AT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU HAD A SKATEBOARDING ACCIDENT, YOU ARE USUALLY HOME BY MIDNIGHT. MOM IS CRYING, ARE YOU OK, MSG BACK ASAP" I was just thinking oh my fuck. Logistics, gentlemen. I text back and tell him I'm fine, I met some people and was at a party. He texts back saying mom won't be able to sleep until she sees me. Perfect.

2:15 am We get to my place and the girl locks up her bike. I tell her to wait outside a smidge and I go in to check what the deal is. My dad is still up, and he seems relieved that I'm ok. My mom fell asleep thankfully, as she had work the next day. He says he's going to take a shower. The girl and I sneak up to my room and proceed to seal the deal for the next hour or so.

Afterwards, we stay up talking and touching each other for a while. I get us a drink of water and after our conversation she says this isn't what she imagined a one night stand to be like. I asked her how so, and she said that she expected the guy to just be like, "that was nice, see you later". I laughed and told her she needs to dream bigger. I also asked if a one night stand was all she wanted. she asked what I meant, and I said, "well I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment, but I had a lot of fun tonight and would love some more adventures." She thought for a moment and said she would want to see me again too. I said that would be cool.

5:00 am For some reason my dad was still up and wandering around downstairs, but finally goes to bed. We sneak out, pop the bike into the car, and I take her home. On the way there she says, "You are such a nice guy," and I cringe a bit due to the negative attitudes we've adopted towards that term. I said, what do you mean? And she just said like me driving her home and stuff, she could have biked (30 min bike ride probably), walking the other girl home, etc. I said that's just stuff any decent person does, in my opinion.

We get out near her house and I pull her in for a kiss, turning up the passion halfway by grabbing her shirt and pulling her body against mine with a hand on her back. She gasps and gives me another 'fuck me' look but pushes me away, telling me she'll see me around. I laugh and drive home, smiling to myself.

tl;dr - The ass was fat.