As I'm waiting for the bus to college at a stop I don't usually take, A HB7.5 walks up and starts waiting too. It's a sunny day, but very cold and windy and the weather in Seattle has been a little schizophrenic the last few days. This girl is in a mini skirt and tube top. I open her with "That's wishful thinking." while motioning to her clothes. We shoot the shit until she makes a comment about my slicked back hair and how one piece of is isn't cooperating and is sticking out. She touches it to show me where it is. I act offended and instantly shove her away from me for violating my personal space. Then I grab her arm, pull her in very close and completely fuck up her hair. She absolutely loves it. I continue to casually touch her while we talk about how much she loves sharks (Weird girl) until she mentions my eye color and asks if it's hazel or not. I say yes and she asks what color hers are. I say greeny brown, like moss that's been stepped on. She says that they were grey yesterday. I accuse her of being an alien and shove her again only to pull her back close to beg for her alien secrets about time travel. She laughs again so I destroy her hair again. She complains that her friends are going to accuse her of being up to no good because she has sex hair now. I say, "well then let's give them something to talk about" and go in for the kill. No resistance.

Thank you TofuTofu. I will be shoving girls every chance I get from now on. PPP feels like hacking real life.