Need a witty comeback for when a girl playfully says "Don't tell me what to do!"

intjpua · 2011-04-11T22:35:28+00:00

Depends on the context. How well do you know her?

Regardless, this is a pretty standard shit test, though it's a very mild one if it's said playfully. She's just testing your mettle, and whether you can play at her level and keep her entertained and tingling with excitement. You should respond playfully and cockily.

Here's the kind of response I'd give:

"Alright. You the boss darlin'." Then smack her on the ass, with a grin, and maybe follow up with a salute. (Presumes you have already gotten a bit frisky with her, though it doesn't necessarily mean she won't be shocked by a smack on the ass.)

"OK, we'll take turns. You can be the boss now, and I'll be the boss when we get back to my place. Deal?" With a smirk.

"Feisty little thing, aren't you? I love it. Now get over here and give me a kiss/hug/sip of your drink/bite of your pizza/whatever." (Follow a seeming agreement not to boss her around with a fresh order to do something. I do this all the time, and it flips all the right switches.)

Whatever you do, don't simply agree and never try to explain yourself. If you try to be logical, you fail the shit test, even if there is a perfectly logical reason for you to have been bossing her around. Doesn't matter. What matters is that she's checking to see if you're the kind of guy that's accustomed to people doing what he says, but also unphased if they get uppity and don't do it. In short, it's a leadership congruity test.

theawesomeone · 2011-04-12T00:23:24+00:00

You know you like it.

2011-04-11T22:21:50+00:00

"Don't tell me what to say!"

Mattius555 · 2011-04-12T01:12:53+00:00

Don't tell me what I can't do.

Eun33k · 2011-04-11T22:33:18+00:00

Well you could easily turn the conversation sexual by saying something along the lines of, "Oh you like giving the orders don't you Ms. Dominatrix?" or "Oh I totally forgot, you can read minds! You already know what I want".

Geaux · 2011-04-12T00:53:40+00:00

I would say "Don't make me a sandwich"

unsoutherner · 2011-04-11T21:21:17+00:00

/r/AskSeddit

bradargent · 2011-04-11T22:24:07+00:00

Anytime anyone says that I usually go with, "well then do it and I won't have to!"

TheDonDraper · 2011-04-11T21:44:27+00:00

well you better come back with a sandwich.

2011-04-12T03:05:15+00:00

In a playful, teasing manner, "Shut up!"

Title	Need a witty comeback for when a girl playfully says "Don't tell me what to do!"
Author	Geaux
Upvotes	0
Comments	19
Date	April 11, 2011 9:14 PM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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